Can someone give me a hand?

i don't travel light...so get your lazy pruned-from-too-much-hot-tubbing asses out here and help me haul in my shit. That's right. Your worst nightmares have been realized...the house has added yet another member and i'm a real bitch to live with. I snore, I sleep late, I cuss like a sailor and pee with the door open. I flirt with all the boys and, lately, pretty much all of the girls, too. so watch out.

either that, or this will be my first and last post...cuz i'm also a little flakey (okay, maybe a lot, but who asked you?)
but can i just say: i freaking love blogger for making this so easy! i just get to log in once and choose a blog. you're going to be sorry...cuz my motto is: if it's easy i do it (also if he/she is easy i do him/her...)
whatever.
bring me some vanilla cappucino.
and if my husband calls--i'm not here!!

Edit
If Lisa's husband calls, I'm not here either - boz

They're up ..

The 3rd Semi-Annual Bozzie Awards

Scroll to the bottom of the page to add your comments and acceptance speeches.
Party in the Hot Tub.

HEY!

When's Good Friday?

Hi!

When does the pre-show red carpet extravaganza for The Bozzies begin? Who will you be wearing? This weekend really bites... Until tomorrow that is.

If anybody want to vote for Blog Madness (no fights going on this time), you can go HERE.

Sorry I haven't been hanging out much, lately. Damn time zones...

Glory Days

Don't let them pass you by.



I hope to one day participate in a Shaving Cream Head videocam chat.

Blah.

Blah. Blah. Blah. Blahbitty Blah.
See Y'all in the Hot Tub.
That's all I got.

I'd like to thank

the woman who takes care of the pets most of the time. For the life of me I can't remember her name. Anyway, she went out of town, or violated her parole, or something and was not able to take care of the pets for a few days, geez, I wish I could remember what her name is.
And when did we get pets anyway?
In closing I'd just like to say that I'll never forget What's Her Name.

Upon Her Hot Tub Departure (Revised)

Jonnie's haiku to Bored Housewife -

Stay here, Bored Housewife!
I'm like Ricky Ricardo.
Ba-Ba-Loo for you.

Who remembers this cartoon?

Lambert, the Sheepish Lion... Lambert is always tryin'... To be a wild and wooly sheep.. Lambert, the Sheepish Lion

I remember this as being one of my many favorites during those oh so special Disney previews. You know the ones we underprivileged kids would only get to watch when the Disney channel was trying to coax more people to subscribe to their station? They would broadcast their shows on basic cable for a week once every six months.... just long enough to get kids hooked on their shows. Then those same children would drive their parents insane by begging and pleading until they caved and ordered the damn channel just to stop all the whimpering and complaining.

It never worked with my parents. You'd think they had iron will or something.

Wow. I'm losing it.

My roomate brought this home the other day:





After my initial snort of derision. I began to read...

Now I'm obsessed. I'm becoming a Metrosexual! HELP!

I am having a difficult time writing marci's Bozzie award

Here is her Bozzie from last time ...

Marci
Hi, welcome to my world, where there are no rules, well, there are rules, but I forget what they are, and watch out for that tree … doh! Anyway, where was I, oh yeah the friggin’ midgets have stolen my underwear, again, but that’s a small price to pay for being me.

Any suggestions for marci's upcoming Bozzie?

Jonnie had this quiz on his site

You're
the United Nations!

Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to
completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long
way to go.  You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each
other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of
beating each other about the head and torso.  Sometimes it works and sometimes
it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result.  But your heart
is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

When they make the movie version of

The Real World ... Blogger Style
What ten actors and actresses will play us?

Touched by the "Fish-eye"

hey there, it's me dvl. since i don't really blog much, i thought i would throw you a bone and let you know what i have been up to lately.
ok... so last week i met up with one of my fellow 'usual suspects' who you have been introduced to via a prior video chat session. we decided to grab some lunch at a spot close to my office. we had an hour or so of sparkling conversation, i giggled, he guffawed, and he let me hold the infamous "fish eye"... now there's undenyable proof that this kid is truly a good egg. (did i stress the fact that he let me touch the infamous and coveted fish eye lens!?)
:Þ

Happy Mardi Gras...

i so love the one client that every year pays a portion of her bill in pastry.

Amish Terrorists?

Its a long way from Instanbul.

Badass Cyborg

Dont mess with this. Or experience instant NIL8tion.

Short IQ Test

I found this test here.

************** Questions **************

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1950?

Answers in the Confessional

Scoring guide:
20 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot

holy shit

Jonnie's heroic monkey figure of mystery has reminded me of a set of Jesus figures i saw on Late Night w/Conan O'Brien ages ago. they are just too weird to exist, yet there they are. click the pic to get to the site that sells them. oh yes, there is one for every sport.

SuperZann

those are so NES Zappers in my hands. you know it.

I really loved High School, I really did

Looking For My Wonder Twin....

... any takers?

Could this look anymore like me? Anatomically correct and all!

I'm too tired to think of a title.

Speaking of Heroes

Does anybody have any idea who this is?


I'm not sure where it came from, found it amongst misc. files on my hard drive.
Is it someone from a kid's book or something?

It looks like it's a manufactured likeness of some pop culture phenomenon.
I doubt anybody would make a statuette of a monkey riding around on a dog for no reason?

Who is it?

Nacho

Here's mine:


I don't think he looked very intimidating, so I gave him a shotgun.

Create your own Super Hero, Fantasy Figure, or Sports Star

Compliments of Hero Machine
It's like I'm looking in a mirror.

How's this for atmosphere?

Look at the new plant I bought today. It's called a Dracena Surculosa, or a Florida Beauty. Coincidence? I think not. The care tag says that it should be in indirect light, with moderately moist soil, in a warm home. Let's see if I can manage to keep this one alive. Or will it go to plant heaven where my other plants go in winter? Only time will tell.

And if you look close enough, you'll see that that is our wonderous zonk board, working. This way when it's down, at least we'll have photo proof that it does work on occasion. Fill fill fill. Sometimes using left align is a pain.

Sometimes we over re-act

i heart Schroeder

You are Schroeder!


Which Peanuts Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Public Apology

I owe Boz a public apology for my tequila induced outburst of anger last night concerning the censorship of the monkey tattoo picture I had posted.

I was way out of line to go on my little bitch spree, and frankly, I feel pretty stupid about it this morning. I'm sorry Boz. I understand that essentially, this is your gig, and you were nice enough to let me in. I had no right to come in and tip the scales like I feel like I did last night. I sincerely hope that we can put this behind us, because I do enjoy the madness that this house generates.

I maybe need to do some soul searching and determine if this is a good fit for me. I have enough trouble keeping my own blog rolling at times... I'm sure some of you can relate.

Boz, you have the ultimate say if you want me out or not. Technically, I did quit last night, so I virtually hung my own neck. If you asked me too, I certainly would leave. But please, for the record, I would like to stay. I feel that this is something special, and I would really like to continue to be a part of it.

In the future, no matter what happens, I will watch my words, and not lash out in fits of anger at anybody. It was unfair and extremely juvenile. I am hanging my head in shame and I am sorry. Please accept this most humble apology.

This has been floating around blogland

GROW I've been playing this off and on all day, and I still can't get the damned cube to it's level max. My hat's off to you if you can figure it out. (p.s. the instructions, if there are any, are in Chinese, or Japanese, or some such language so you have to wing it.) Annoying.

Martin Sheen?

This photo was on the wall at our local Post Office for stealing mangoes:





Its not who I think it is, is it?

Tonight On The Real World...Blogger Style

1. Marci is last seen climbing the walls to escape from the cameras and roomies. Over the roar of the ocean all we can make out from her shouts is something about "bootie" and "Brazil," or was that "cooties" and "Godzilla"?

2. The mystery is solved. Jonnie is not Goose. Goose is not Jonnie. And they are not having a secret love affair. And by "not" I mean "TOTALLY MEETING IN BACK ALLEYS TO SHARE THEIR MAN LOVE".

3. DVL shines the bright light in Belle's face demanding to know the truth and it is revealed that Belle is indeed not a Phone Sex Operator, but what is this about... a friend in Vermont?

4. Boz is revealed to indeed be Bill Murray. Or Brian-Doyle Murray. Or Anne Murray. Or was it Anne Frank? Well he does write in a diary, and the resemblance, well, you've probably noticed, it's uncanny.

5. Brown is the new Black. Amish is the new Gay. There are a lot of Amish Bars in Anchorage, and it wouldn't be uncommon for you to find Jonnie's phone number amongst the Amish literature in the Amish Bar bathroom he frequented with his "special friend" YaYa.

6. Boz has to leave the Hot Tub due to concerns that Jonnie is going to give him the "bad touch".

7. Jonnie beats Belle at Hot Tub Wrestling, which is just like Mud Wrestling, except there is no mud and it's in a hot tub and Jonnie really loses but tells Belle to tell everyone he won so he can try to keep his "tough guy" (ha, ha, I bet even YaYa is laughing at that one) reputation.

Quote of the night was provided by Jonnie, and I swear, you just can't make this stuff up, you really can't: "How did this happen? I just thought I'd drop by the hot tub...had a little wine...and now I'm gay."

Greetings, my minions... (stroking Persian cat)

You have served me well. Tomorrow, the plan is: We steal 10 tons of gold bullion from Fort Knox. With this wealth, I will buy all the brewery's in the world and make Marci my queen! Who's with me?!?!

Hot Tub Chat/Truth or Dare

Tonight???

Bueller?
Bueller?
Anyone?

EDIT
Starting sometime around 11 EST, 10CST, 9MST, and 8PST

Songs with Friday in the title.

Friday On My Mind

Thought dreams

Your turn.

Tada!

Just when you were ready to sell my furniture, I'm back! And with a nifty clay sclupted nose.



Is there any beer in the fridge?

This is getting out of hand!

Read:


THIS. Then go HERE.

Me waiting for free beer.

I was thinking more along these lines

Boz, is there something you want to tell us?

Happy One month anniversary!!!

Has it really been that long???

I'd just like to say:

1. Hi.
2. Sorry I've been so lax in posting lately.
3. I have no memory of my teachers.
4. dvl is, quite possibly - The Coolest.
5. Where can I get a cheap web-cam?
6. I heard a new word today: Sneakretive. It's a cross between sneaky and secretive. Feel free to start using it in your own daily life.
7. Here's a word I'm trying to bring back: Cinchy.
8. Blog Madness is driving me crazy. But... That doesn't mean you shouldn't vote.
9. I put up a cool post on my site. But nobody's coming by...
10. My ex's mother has started reading my site. AND she works for the government! GASP!
11. AND THIS IS A BIG ONE! What if we put up Paypal buttons on this site and all of our personal websites to raise money for a face to face meeting of The Real World? It would have to be a central location for all of us... I dunno... Just a thought. What do you guys think?
12. I love my fish. They are cool. But my new Kribensis is very sneakretive.
13. I love both Photobucket AND Belle.
14. I am to blame for nothing.
15. LA and OC members: Would you guys wanna come see my show?
16. I miss you Marci. Even though you have not accepted your panties.
17. Miller High Life is truly The Champagne of Beers.

Riddle me this, riddle me that....

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

NO CHEATING! don't look it up on the web and then post the answer, because that's lame.

Wednesday is "Blame Belle Day"

I blame her for photobucket being down.
What do you blame her for?

Friday's Mega Millions Jackpot is up to $215 Million

If I win you all get a choice of a gift not to excede $25,000.00 in value.
What would you like?
And none of this feeding the world's hungry crap!

The Usual Suspects

you've seen them before, but you cannot quite remember where... perhaps in those posters on the on the wall of your local post office?

(special guest appearance by a non-RWBS member)

Dvl enjoying my witty banter on video chat.

K-6 The Rundown

Kindergarten-Ms. Pero: told me she'd write my Y's up and down my arm if I didn't learn to stop doing them backwards
1st grade-Ms. Jackson and Ms. Weatherly: Don't remember anything special about them, but the water from the sink tasted the best in their class.
2nd grade-Ms. Lang: Wouldn't let kids go to the bathroom. Derek Kelley threw up on her. Taught us about Helen Keller, which was cool.
3rd grade-Mrs. McClellan: She was very annoying.. Thought she could rule the world. She was wrong.
4th grade-Ms. Metz: The woman to which I owe my mathematical skills. Always had some sort of fun project up her sleeve (such as selling popcorn to kids on the playground outside our classroom window)
5th grade-Ms. Watters: Had the most perfect handwriting in the world.. she could write in a perfectly straight line on the chalk board, with no lines to follow!
6th grade-This is unfair, because in FL by the time we get to this grade, it's considered middle school and we have a different teacher for each subject.

Grades 1st-5th I spent in the "mini-school" which was one building, opened on the inside. So there were no walls dividing the classes. Organized chaos. It was great.

Name your Kindergarten through 6th grade teachers.

Kindergarten - Mrs. Harris, hated her cause she made me drink milk and I puked.
1st Grade - Miss Andrews, wanted to marry her.
2nd Grade - Mrs. Martin, nice lady but Miss Andrews started the year as my 2nd Grade teacher but left to get married, or so they said, so Mrs. Martin paled in comparison
3rd Grade - Mrs. McKinnon - One of my all time favorite teachers, she was gruff and could be mean, but Kenny was her favorite, so there you go.
4th Grade - Mr. Conti - Catered to the girls, turned out he tried to date them too.
5th Grade - Mrs Haitinger, nice lady, a couple of levels below Mrs. McKinnon, but still a nice motherly type.
6th Grade - Mrs. Wallace, almost as cool as Mrs. McKinnon, but a lot younger, and she had the whole geek girl with glasses thing, and didn't mind flashing her cleavage when she bent over to give you a hand with an assignment.

Dear Hard Artist,

I'm sorry you are an escaped Goonies rebel Pirate.
Please put your post back, I promise not to let the others make fun of you or call you names like GoonBeard or One Eye (which incidentally is what I call my neighbor's cat) or Rebel With Out A Clue, and I will let you play in all our reindeer games.
Sincerely,
The Thoughtful, Considerate One

I don't look too

meterosexual, do I?

Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl

Name: Mike
God/Goddess of Porn
Element: Lightning
Animal Companion: Rabbit
Weak against Coffee
Weapon: Rod

Dvl and I are supposed to have a video chat tonight

Should I shave?

What do people really think about you? (By Raven319)

Name: Goose
Age: 35
Favorite Song: Shine by Rollins Band

Parents think Youre lazy
Strangers think: Youre hot
Friends think: You need a fuck buddy.

With that I'm off to the hut tub!

As Tempting As It Was

To find out "Which Three Harry Potter Characters Will You Have A Threesome With?" or "Which LOTR Males Will You Be Gang Banged By?", some things are just better left a surprise.

What is a good quote for you?
Name Belle
Color Blue
Say what?? "Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself."

Coyotes?

What will your Funeral be like?

Username: Jonnie

You will die by: Terrible animal attack while you were out hiking in the mountains. Seemed that you made good animal food, definitely a closed casket.

Death Date: February 12, 2010

Number attending your funeral? 130

How much will you leave to friends and family? $3,657,918

such accurate quizzes!

What is your emo band name? by spiralinghalo
Your band name is: May or Yesterday
You sound like: The June Spirit
You will be signed to: Dreamworks Records
Your emo lyrics are: "Slit my throat, so I won't taste you anymore"

Now this is funny

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name Marci
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be... "Who spilt my beer?"

Here's Mine!

Which Band Should You Be In?
Your Name: Amy Smith
Band Name: Incubus
Role: Guitarist
Trademark: Well-Worn Doc Martens
Love: Interest The Guitarist

Zann wanted an assignment so here goes.

Go to Memegen 2.0 and take one of their quizzes, any quiz you want, and then post the results in here. Don't use the html they give you because it takes too long to load, just copy your results and paste them in here.
The only rule is everyone must take a different test.
Here is mine:

What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name: boz
Color: black
Birthday june 12th
Destiny:Destroyer of Human kind
Date when you fufill your destiny:October 11, 2006

Tada!!!

"Who's Johnny?" she said... and smiled in her special way...

Boz posted my portrait.... it's the yellowey orange one at the bottom of the list. Yep, thanks. And I've been slow all night and didn't see Boz already told you it was posted. Anyone want to come over and watch movies with me? I bought Powder, The Postman, and Cool World today. Or at least come over and read me The Monster At The End of this Book! Please?

::stares into cup:: this tea needs more honey

Zoot's self portrait

has been posted in the self portrait gallery.

Go to the hot tub

and scroll down to the bottom of the page and check out the banner advertisement.

An uneventful Valentine's Day

turned pretty cool when Dvl and I both had our first cam to cam chat on MSN Messenger.
Except for her hair flipping and my chair swiveling it went pretty smoothly and neither of us picked our nose, but I did get extremely flustered when she said she was going to flash me the next time we chatted.

Jonnie At The Hot Tub

Ten Bonus Points

to the person who can identify this.

Isn't it about time

for another of Melissa's I'm sorry I haven't been posting posts?

v-day has arrived

i already ranted about today on my blog, so i will refrain here. instead, enjoy these Care Bears. click the link for Care Bear games... OMG~!

As promised...

Happy Valentine's Day!

The sunglasses

that protect me from the evil ultra-violet rays of Friday the 13th.

In honor of Friday the 13th

I give you my doodle of Jason!

< /whoring >

I'm Making Dinner

happy friday the 13th

anyone have any appropriate bad luck stories for today? i almost got into 7 or 8 hundred car accidents, i couldn't find Valentine's M&M's, and i didn't have time to cash my paycheck. coulda been worse.

New House Directive

If the zonkboard goes down, and you're in the mood to chat just go to the hot tub and wait for someone to show up. You can float the chat room, so you can continue surfing our whatever it was you were doing, and still remain in the chat room.

No I havent moved out

I have been down in the basement building a time machine. It will be done soon, and then we can all take a turn using it...

Five Songs You Never Get Tired Of

Ipse Dixit had this on his site.
What are your five?
PS. Don't ask me how I found a site called Ipse Dixit, I was checking my site meter on The Grand Ennui, and he had stopped by there and spent a whopping 34 seconds, so I returned the favor.
I'm like that.
Now I've got to think of five songs I never get tired of.

Forgive me..

I almost forgot Happy Steve, and his Dance of Joy.

Note: 3 camera men were killed in the making of this video.

Random Geek Story of the Day! (included with fun fact of day)

Back in my undergrad, I had to take a world history class and this was back when I drank too much and spent time doing nothing over studying (not much unlike now). I figured I had not missed a class and I listened pretty decently so I did not even open the book before the exam. I flew through the exam feeling pretty good about it until the last question read, "explain the impact Racin had on Macedonia".

Well I had never heard of Racin, and didn't even have a clue as to what area of culture this question came from, so I wrote a 3 page essay on how the leisure time in Macedonia was spent on a track with the horses and buggies, with bets of land being placed on horses who were named Phillip I, Phillip II, and Phillip III.

Turns out this was not the right answer (right answer being: he was a man who was founder of modern Macedonian literature) and when I got the test back I had gotten -15 for not knowing, BUT the prof. gave me +10 for creativity.

Goes to show, if you don't know something, it really doesn't hurt to make it up.

For the uninformed and curious among you

This is a posture bar.
Link is probably not safe for work.

I caught him too!

Since Jonnie is posting pictures of Steve the Toilet Gnome, I thought I would post one that I snapped of Steve in his natural habitat. Granted this is a few years before Jonnie got the toilet pic (notice the thinning hair) but it's still the same old Steve! Enjoy!

(Click for full sized goodness)

No More Baths For Awhile

Bathtub is occupied by my new pet -


I'm going to gradually increase the water temperature until he's adapted enough to keep in the hot tub.

I know Boz has his own bathroom so I assume he'll approve of the project.
The rest of you, I'm sure, will learn to appreciate it.

Somebody

please make a post.

ZannMixALot

I think everyone here should know that Zann makes the most incredible mixes... of course it may be something only she and I appreciate, but man she does a kickass job. I have at least thirteen of them... she rocks.

The Third Semi-Annual Bozzie Awards Coming In March

Get your requests in now, or whenever.
I have a feeling the Bozzies are going to be the event of the season, but that's just me.

I Vandal-Proofed Our Mailbox

Added some cement - it doesn't hold as much mail, but the mail it holds will be safe from drive-by baseball bats or what have you.

What should I do with the extra cement?
Flush it?

Beware: THE MALTESE!

Today I was working with a four month old Maltese named Dru. For those of you who don't know your dog breeds, a Maltese is a little white furball that fully grown, you could still carry in one hand. Needless to say, Dru was considerably smaller. Unfortunately, this was Dru's first time in my establishment.

My left hand looks like I stuck it in a blender.

Dru became an unholy whirlwind of claws and teeth. Ouch.

I must love animals. I didn't strangle her or anything...

Mega Millions

I bought two tickets for tonights $121,000,000 Mega Millions drawing.
If I win, wheelbarrows for everyone.

The 4 new editons to the Bettie Page Kinky Sticky Board

Thanks again to dvl. Actually, everything but the Olivia Bettie Page in the upper left corner, which was provided by zann, is a thanks to dvl.
Ok, I bought the sunburst windchime, but that doesn't count as kinky unless you know how to use it.

Me, Trying To Look Interested

While Boz declares his undying love and devotion to Kevynn Malone Goldie Hawn.



Is it March yet? Is it, is it? Because February makes me want to pack up all my glow worms and head for greener, sunnier, Martin Sheenier pastures.
Also, should I be concerned that I have a growing addiction to Degrassi? I tried to tell myself I was just waiting for Daria to come on, but 5 episodes later it was safe to assume Daria was not coming on and I was still watching. Well it could be worse, I suppose. Wait, no, no it couldn't. Help me, please.

Just an Audio Boz

I'm gettin' killed...

In Blog Madness. Have a look and vote if you haven't already.

So... Now that my whoring is done - How 'ya doin?

I can not tell you how much i love marci monday. I am all worried i am going to type things right for the first time ever and disappoint my fans.
Random story time:

One time i first started dating a boy i went to his house and it was the first time i had met all his friends. Well i immediately starting feeling eird so i went into the bathroom and put h2o on my face and though i was better walked to the door grabbed the knob and then i ws sittingon he floor looking up at my hand. So more h2o, and i felt better. I walked out to the party and all the sudden i hear tons of laugter and there are people standing over me. Turns out i had passed out. and i was all embarressed that his friends were ass's for laughing at me. But it turns out when i hit the floor someone yelled "oh god she just realized she is dating paul".

Moral of the story: if you pass out meeting his friends run like hell. There is a year i will never get back.

(now youall can see how my posts look before i spell check and post, i really don't think it is that bad)

The dog just farted

and it smells like leftovers from a herd night of drinking Shclitz Malt Liquor. Wow I said herd. Oh well, its spell like Marci Monday, right? what ig theartist formerly known as the Hard Artisyts was now known as The herd Artyists? Gives you visions of sheep and cattle. And i think we all know where that leads, huh?

Anywayu since I have been gonme I hear rumors of a hot hottub party that I missed and we gained two more roommates. And Jonnie has hulk hands. Wow. No hulk hand fightimg in the champagne room, jonnie. Brahahahaha...

Today is

spell like marci Monday.
Tat means there is no spellcheck allowed, and anw what youy type is what you get.
Of coyurse i am probably the only one who will follow through on spell like marci Mondsy.
Well, except for marci, but she was born theat way.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HOT TUB STAYS IN THE HOT TUB!

But since the email did not technically happen in the hot tub, this is for those of you who were there on Friday night, and will understand it.

Paul writes:
I managed to crash Sara's computer, so I have no internet access unless I use her roommates, and she doesn't have AOL Instant Messenger or Yahoo messenger! DAMMIT! So I won't be online to be gossiped to unless I go home. WHat's the dilly O? WHat's going down? I gots to KNOW!!!!!

I need to point out that he used the word "dilly-O"... and there was a belief that I had told the truth about something. Come on Paul, you can't be THAT gullible.

as requested/dared...

the pink socks. i shall rule the world by blinding it with clashing colors.

...??????

Why do my hulk hands have bite marks in them?

I just got the call...

I'm in Jesus Christ Superstar! I'll be playing King Herod. Sweet. I've got a show stopper song and limited rehearsal time. I'm stoked!

It's Madlib Time!

Make your own Hamlet MadLib!

To be, or not to smash, -- that is the frog;
Whether 'tis nobler in the plant to suffer
The slings and cadburry eggs of lovely fortune,
Or to take planets against a sea of chevy trucks,
And by pushing end them. To die, -- to rush, --
No more; and by a rush to say we end
The fire and the 117 natural shocks
That flesh is elephant trainer to,-- 'tis a fossil
hideous to be wish'd. To die, --- to rush,--
To rush! perchance to skip! ay, there's the Mars;
For in that rush of death what mice may come
When we have drooled off this handsomely coil,
Must give us pinapple....

Breaking news story.

News reports say that a "backyard thing" has been terrorizing pedestrians near the Realworld Bloggerstyle house. The only information that is known at this time is that the BYT is brandishing two menacing hulk gloves; where it may have obtained such things is still unknown.

This is the only known picture of the BYT, the cameraman was gloved to death shortly after the picture was taken. Our hearts are with the cameraman's poor family at this time.