The Real World ... Blogger Style: 08/01/2008 - 09/01/2008

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Almost as cool as the Weiner Mobile

This was in the parking lot of the local supermarket. I wish someone would have been around to take my picture posing with the Bud Mobile, and trust me, I would have made a complete fool of myself.
Maybe it will still be there tomorrow, and I can pose with it, but I don't know, I bet the Bud Mobile has a very hectic schedule.

Click on the pic to see it in all it's glory.

The Last Words of Cookie

This is the last known recording of Cookie before she left the West Coast.
It includes her final assessment of the RW...BS! with additional thoughts on Guam and some speculation about groceries and peaches or pennies.


Friday, August 29, 2008

Jonnie and Sandra, please adopt me.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, is not pleased with Auntie Belle's choices for his vacation wardrobe.

"But, Auntie Belle, the little American children will point their fingers and taunt me with their hurtful words."

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Apologies to Wing Loo

Well, Cookie should be finally pulling out of the state today. She's going to try to find somewhere that is not a dead scene.

I will commemorate her with these photos from the last activity we hosted:

My apologies to Wing Loo. I'm sorry for pushing him down.

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Wing Loo the adorable little Chinese lad reacts to allegations that the Chinese Woman's gymnastic team are all under age.

Why ... why ... WHY ???

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Wing Loo the adorable little Chinese lad goes shopping with Auntie Belle ...

And discovers his feminine side.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

4 pictures that were on my desktop

and then there was one less californian...

so i'm packing up

and getting the hell out of california...

it's kind of a sad time. just something i want to do. it was spur of the moment, kind of, back in may. but moving away big time this early should be a good thing. my roots and wings will always be in california, but for now the east coast is calling my name. today is my last day at the l1br4ry, so i'm living it up and blogging to all of you lovely folks.

specifically virginia, and soon enough the washington d.c. metro area. :D (i was born in california and we moved to virginia, and i lived there for almost 10 years - raised there, and then came back to start h.s. so basically i'm a cali girl with good ole country roots.)

gotta love uhaul!

pink triangle! i've been told i need to clarify why this photo is funny.
well the "man" has long hair and a pink triangle. this would suggest that the little "boy" has two mommies. but as RLB pointed out the person in the blue shirt has "man shoulders" and couldn't possibly be a "woman". i think that the dad is trans and had the child with the pictured "woman" before he transitioned. there you have it.

and hopefully my Uhaul doesn't do this to myself and karen...

more photos to come later. probably won't be on here until the start of sept.


Sunday, August 17, 2008

I think we should adopt a third world orphan like all the celebrity couples are doing

May I suggest Wing Loo an adorable little Chinese lad?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I'm a puppet...

RLB has dictated that he should tell me everything to do on here. I would like everyone to know that my profile has been hijacked. I'm'tabla rasa. And this is NOT a dead scene.

Dearest Boz,

It pains me to realize the extent to which you check your Myspace. What’s so important?

Boz, look at it this way, nobody gets through this life without _________.

Boz, until we meet again I send you something from Heaven. No, take that out, scratch that.

Scratch this!

Chicka chicka chicka.


So I bow now. I've been told to sign this off with my true name.


Martin Sheen

P.S. You've been my cat'd. (his name is Punk)

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

What crust are you?

I am Butter
Butters are typically very driven individuals. Single-minded and very ambitious, the Butter doggedly pursues his or her agenda until victory can be claimed. If there is an obstacle in the Butter’s way, the Butter simply removes it. You don’t cross a Butter. ’Nuff said? Butters do whatever they want for a living.
Take the quiz at Hungry Howie's.

Found in a Public Place

Earlier this week, Cookie and I noticed a newspaper laying out in a public area. When Cookie picked it up to throw it away, she took a closer look: The classifieds were opened up to the "Roommates" section and there was a note attached.

The note read:

Apparently somebody was trying to arrange something, but I can't figure it out.

Any theories?

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My new glasses that were really new two weeks ago.

They have progressive lenses and everything.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Bandwagon jumper onner (oner?)

it's a Hoosier thing...

it's the only explanation i can think of. RLB and myself have astigmatism in our right eyes and each eye has it's own separate prescription. and we can both do the spock hand thingy to say "live long" and something other ;) .

and thankfully he shared with you all ahead of time that my ear is lower on the right side. i was really worried about how i would break the news to you all, thanks for taking care of that for me! maybe you'll want to come out for me too.

i just think my right side is a little screwy. lower ear, high prescription, astigmatism...

but i have hazel eyes. had to get out a flashlight to prove it.


not dirty brown.

Mini READ poster generator

Here's something to do:

If you want to make a stupid READ mini-poster, you can do so at this generator.

Then you can post it here.

I chose Americana style:


Monday, August 11, 2008

it's bright in this libr4r7

i have sooooo got the coolest sunglasses that i made from the leftover s0mmer r3ading progr4m here at work. RLB had the coolest sharpie on him that mr. boz gave him. i decided to let my true colors show and glam them up.

mr. ban

they're my new glasses!!! i'm getting my eyes checked tomorrow...and i'm planning on bringing my blingy new glasses in for prescription lenses.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Spam Musubi

Hot off the Press - Cookie & I are still at work - we're hosting our monthly after-hours video game night for the benefit of the local juvenile population. Pizza is involved.

Cookie is commenting on the local children and it's pretty hilarious, but I will not be posting anything about it. So many things I would like to post, but I learned my lesson during my time at the RN1x0n Libreria.

Tonight's Dinner: Aloha Grill- a Hawaiian place! In addition to Aloha Grill's delicious charbroiled beef and chicken with rice, we each purchased a spam musubi - which is a sushi roll made with spam instead of sushi.



Everything was going normally and we were chomping away. Then out of the blue, Cookie shrieked in pain!

She cut her lip on a piece of chicken!

She claimed she was bleeding, but I didn't believe her, so she applied a napkin to the wound in order to prove there was blood flow:

I'm still skeptical.

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The new online love of my life stella baby.

I received this email on by buzznet account.
Date 08/07/2008 4:23 PM
How is your day.......
I saw your profile at and some thing about you move my intress to comminicate with you so how is life treating you.
Please i want you to use this email address to write me back( so that i can give you my picture and tell you more about me ok.stay cool and enjoy your self.kisesssssssssss
Yours lovely Stella

Here is my reply.

Stella ... BABY!!!
My day is Thusdauy, how is your day?
Yes, I understand, peopl;e opften tell me how I move them, to another room, to another city, to another state, to anothyer coungtry ... lololololol
But seriosuly it is good when someone shows intress in me, and communiocating with you will ease the tension of my red headed step child existance, thank you veryilyu much.
You are a very handsome woman according to the picture you sent me, and I don't mean handsome in a lesbian sort of way either, butr seriously, if your hair were a little shorter, you certainly could pass as a lesbian, if you wanted to.
Stella ... BABY!!!
I am really looking forward to yuo telloing me more about youself, and if I may be so bold I would expecially like to hear about your experiencing the lose of your virginity, unless it was with a farm aninal or a household appliance.
Stella ... BABY !!!
You are so beautiful, please send me many mor pictures of your sel;f, and if you have any with slightly less clothing and slightly more skin I would even look at them late at night when I enjoying my self kisssssssssssssssssssssssses.
Yours truly
Li'l Boz

Stellababy's reply.


My Beloved
Its lovely reading from you today,How is your day over there and your family members?I hope every body is fine,
My name is Stella Kofia from Ivory Coast in African,I am 23years old,Fair in complexion with 5.5ft tall,Never married before.

I contacted you on the dating site after going through your profile because what i read in your profile pleases me and i said to my self that you are the right man i needed to spend the rest of my life with,I need a man of vision,love and trust.
For me i am presently living in a refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of death of my parents which took place doing the war that took place in my country,The rebels attack me and my parents when we are driving down to the air port to board our self to United Kingdom where my late father business is situated But unfortunately for us that very day,The rebels attack us on the way and killed my parents in a cold blooded before my present and when they are after my late father money and properties that is inside the car,Then i escape away from them,From there i ran away to a near by country here in Senegal to reside as refugee in other to safe guard my life on the type of sock i have when they are killing my parents before my presents.
Here my father was a very rich man well known business man in my country and out side the country But i will never tall you further secrets until i hear from you and know more about you and your eagerness to see me out of here to live a better life again,Then i will now open up to you all the secret and foundation my late father planted for me as the only child when he was alive.
I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently including some more of your pictures,Then when i see all these,I will now open up to you and tell you the hole secret about me and also give you contact number to reach me ok
God bless you as i wait to read from you soonest,I have attached my picture for you here.
Yours Lovely Baby

My reply.

Perhaps I should tell you a little bit about myself two.
My name is Li'l Boz, and yes, that is my real name not a nickname, I took this name legally after I quit being a doctor and decidede to be a rapp star.
Alas, my parentes also died tragically. Despite the fact that they were bith former Nobel Prize winners they died in a freak accident which was also tragic when they tore the tags off a brand new bed matress anmd thje matress exploded killing them bothj, so I guess they really do mean it when they say not to remove thye tag ... loloilol, and don't worry, I am not lolololing at my parents, the former Nobel Prize winners, I am laughing with them, wherever they may be.
Excuse, but whenever I think about your personal tragedioes I need to stop and collect myself a bit. Holkd on justa second.
It didn't help. I will have to wait until next time to commisserate with you about the tragic lost of your parents at the hands of rebelos, or clowns, or whoever it was that killed them with their hands in front of your very eyes wearing only socks.
Stupid me, I always thought Senegal was a brand of m,outhwash!!! lololol
Here are some pictures of me like you asked.
One is me goofing around with my friends Chet and Britnie, and yeah, she spells it with an ie, but I think she'll grow out of it.
Another is of me being a doctor like I used to be.
And the last one is me doing my rapp star act at a local karaoke club near where I live.
Please send me more pictures of you, and if you take requests could you send me a picture of you wearing only the socks you wearing when you parents tragically lost their lives at the hands of rebels, or clowns, or pirates.
Yours truly
Li'l Boz

Cookie: An Introduction

There was a slight problem with this interview: I was standing at a distance in order to include the background scenery, but it was apparently not an ideal microphone distance. As a result, my voice is really loud while Cookie's is very quiet, so it is best to turn up your volume when listening. Unfortunately, some fantastic sound bites were not included because they were inaudible.

Please leave any further questions in the comments. Any follow-up interviews will be conducted at a more microphone-friendly distance.


Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Had Lunch Here Last Week...

I dare Boz to eat this chicken for 50 bucks...
That's about what it would cost to fill the fryer with diesel...

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I'll give anyone ten dollars if they eat this nest. Part 2

RLB And The State Of Chaos

So Jonnie sends this email...
Says my driver's license can be seen on the Net by everybody.
Boy do I take a bad pic at the BMV. (in Indiana we call it the "Bureau of Motor Vehicles." Everywhere else it's the "department." Now you know why Indiana is bass-ackwards.)

Monday, August 04, 2008

I'll give anyone ten dollars if they eat this nest.

Except I can't post the picture of the nest because it must be that time of month for blogger, so there's nothing I can do, and trust me, if there was anything I could do, I would do, except no, I wouldn't eat the nest for ten dollars.

Who I Really Am...

Since there's an influx of "new blood" into RW...BS, I thought I'd tell you all who I really am.
I used to be on a TV show, and I once blew up a transmitter with a toolbox. I now live in Indiana, to avoid the Pennsylvania tax courts.