The Real World ... Blogger Style: 05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Who and what?

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Thats it! Im taking over.

This is a coup!

There shall not be any more armpits on this page! I loaded the page and almost threw up from the smell. Im not pointing any fingers(boz) but one of you did not apply (and reapply) your speed stick (boz) and this has resulted in a pungeant B.O (z) smell. Ew... Im putting my foot down. This stops now!
And to show you how serious i am, I will post below a number of more pleasant, less odorous pits.

A carved cherry pit.

Brad Pitt

A ball pit

Now go to your room all of you! Time out!

Monday, May 30, 2005

In an effort to get my pit pic further down the page ...

And a further tribute to Armpit Monday

Jonnie at the Labor Ready Cocktail Lounge

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Belle's dream job

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Happy Armpit Memorial AmyJo Monday

I don't shave them, honest.

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Happy Armpit Memorial Day

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Arm Pit Monday

Boz, RLB and me agreed on the zonk last night that today should be arm pit monday, to honor our beloved AmyJo.

Here we go:

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So yeah, hooray for arm pits, hooray for AmyJo!

Sunday, May 29, 2005


Originally uploaded by AEP.
Fellini-esque chinese restaurant that had the best mashed potatoes in town, and a dwarf lady who held court.

Get the fried rice when you're hungover and the hot and sour soup when you're sick.

The wine is bad, there's an ancient lady who makes dumplings one-handed faster than a noir detective can roll a cigarette, the waitress speaks beautiful funky english and somebody's always gossiping at the counter. I loved Pugnal.

Actually it is called "Punjab" but the writing makes it look like it is Pugnal and hence the name. I will miss it.

bad influences

bad influences
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I Take Back The Tib-Betsy Statement In This Post Now That I Have Seen The Arm Pit Hair

Ok, I realize I have some making out up to do. I've been a wee bit derelict in my posting, especially the pictures of all things RWBS related, but no more! As my sensei says, STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY! Umm, yeah, I don't really know what that has to do with anything, and it's not my sensei, it's Ralph Macchio's, but look at all the pretty pictures...

When AmyJo cares enough to send the very best- monkeys and New Kids on the Block memorabilia
On Friday I received this package, complete with a seascape drawing that reminded me of the pictures I had drawn for my 6th grade research paper on killer whales, from AmyJo! A Lucky Monkey from her trip to Japan AND some New Kids on the Block sticker cards. This totally makes up for me having to puke in my hands every time AmyJo and Boz start making out on the zonk. I will be the Tib to your Betsy any day, AmyJo!

Monkeys with faces are so 5 minutes ago
On closer inspection, the Lucky Monkey has NO FACE! Thus, it has been dubbed The Faceless Lucky Monkey of DOOM. Also, I'm no Japanese reader, but I'm pretty sure The Faceless Lucky Monkey of DOOM is soap. Do I have to use it as soap to get the luckiness? Is luckiness a word?

Chain letter, meet shark.  Now jump.
Ok, this is what the RWBS Chain Letter looked like when I received it, oh, about seven billion weeks ago, all the way from Germany! I almost couldn't bear to part with it (or at least that is the excuse I am using for why I haven't passed it on yet).

I heart Sandra
And this is what Sandra included with the chain letter just for me! A lucky penny (I have luck coming out my hoo hoo now!), a post card, and a funny pin! Thank you Sandra, you are the sweetest!

The end. Phew. I can now continue being derelict.

pit hair

pit hair
Originally uploaded by AEP.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

For those of you who are easily frightened, I apologize.
But if Boz can post a dwarf hitting it doggie style, surely my pit hair can be dealt with.

I love you all!!!

Saturday, May 28, 2005

AmyJo is moving to Big Sur this weekend.

The San Francisco phase of her life is over.
Let's hear it for freedom, creativity, and pit hair.
Love ya babe!

i've changed my mind

about not wanting to work in an office... now i cant think of a better job than being a secretary after reading this most excellent post.

Friday, May 27, 2005

mmmm chicken

While marking a number of reports on Transnational corporations i noticed that quite a few students listed this website as a resource.

KFC cruelty

Ive never worked in an office

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but from what ive seen... i dont think i really want to.

Last day at the old job

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

My first day at the new job.

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Me love you long time.

I'm not really going to Big Sur

oriental massage
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I've decided I'm going to work here,instead.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

on the other side

Green grass, it eludes me.
Last night I couldn't sleep.
Now it's all I want to do.
But I have miles to go.

My little pony is jingling his harness bells at me right now.
We gotta get along, little dogies.

When my mom used to drink too much she always said "whoo, dogies" and I'd want to kill her.

Thank goodness the past recedes. Like gums. And hairlines. And the horizon when you're lifting off...

Sleep, yeah, sweet lethe, come take me in your arms, holy angel child.
It's 4 pm and I can't hold it on the road.

Emergency free tagboard for when zonk goes out

I found this last night, it seems to work very well, so I set one up on an extra blog of mine.
Free tag board

You can get one here.

an old poem

There once was a man called ken
who was published without paper and pen
his friends called him boz he has a soft spot for Oz
But to me he is just like ben... affleck
You know... strange and talentless.

I can't sleep

I can't sleep
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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Trying to keep up with Jonnie

Jemima Surrender

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Guess who has got a brand spankin new cold sore on her mouth

Fuck off and leave me alone.. im hideous.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Otis Redilicious

Recollection Monday

I miss my days on the Hollywood Squares:

Now I am off to Labor Ready.

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happy... happy... happy

Somebody kill me please

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Image search

I did a Yahoo Image search for Real World ... Blogger Style.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

while we're at it...

another quiz: Which religion is the right one for you?

You scored as agnosticism.
You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 92%
Satanism 83%
atheism 58%
Buddhism 42%
Judaism 29%
Paganism 29%
Islam 21%
Christianity 13%
Hinduism 0%

Yeah, absolutely true. I'm only concerned about the high Satanism score... must be a relict from my teenage gothics days.

Take the test here.

Worldview Quiz

Mine was pretty accurate, I've always been big on the fact that context makes all the difference in the world. It's been my main source of entertainment for years.

You scored as Postmodernist.
Postmodernism is the belief in complete open interpretation. You see the universe as a collection of information with varying ways of putting it together. There is no absolute truth for you; even the most hardened facts are open to interpretation. Meaning relies on context and even the language you use to describe things should be subject to analysis.











Cultural Creative






What is Your World View?
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The Internet Message Service

Through my creative genius, Jonnie's technical genius, and Sandra's support genius, all three of our zonkboards are now viewable on the Internet Message Service.

Posted by boz, not aep, I stole her password.

The Saturday Morning Massacre

As you can see, I deleted Marci, Mad, Nancy & CJ, Cori, and Drew from the blog.
It was nothing against them. Do to job restrictions, or loss of interest in blogging in general, or real life taking over, or for whatever reason, they decided not to take part in rwbs.
At one time or another they all really added something to the blog and they will be missed.
Group hug, eh?

Friday, May 20, 2005


Should inactive members be deleted?
HINT: If you read this you are an ACTIVE member.

Thursday, May 19, 2005


What happened to Wednesday?

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Happy Birthday Sandra

How pathetic am I?
I made an audio birthday post for Sandra and after I hung up I remembered that Sandra doesn't have sound on her computer.

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Happy Birthday anyway and make Jonnie record it and play it for you.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Kitten heels and cable cars and the dentist

So I went to the dentist.
I haven't rotted as much as I'd feared.
They have this camera suction thingy that they stick in your mouth and you can look at your molars on a giant tv.
I never knew I had such perky tastebuds.
But the rest freaked me out. The little pits and holes and mini-cavities.
Having my gums measured.
The little pink toilet paper smocks they wear.

On the questionnaire, it asked what I feared most about the dentist.
I wrote: pain and humiliation, exclamation point (!)

Then on the way back to work, I took the cable car.
I missed the first one, flagged the next, and climbing those vintage steps caught my kitten-heel and pitched into an instant pratfall.
It's lucky I didn't do a FRIDA and impale myself on the brake.
In front of all those tourists. I think one of them captured the fall on their camera phone, and even now the kodak moment is winging its way to Boise, or Bumfuck, or Armpit, Idaho.
Now my ankle bone hurts and I blame the dentist. Because even though it didn't happen in her office, I still suffered
pain and humiliation!

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Love Minus Zero/No Limit

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The Jo sisters

Sing Elton John

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The Jo sisters

Singing O Sinner Man

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The Jo sisters

Singing Michael Row the Boat Ashore.

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Who is your celebrity match?

Find out here.

My best matches are
Patti LaBelle 98%
Jenny Agutter 97%
Anjelica Huston 96%
Donna Summer 96%
Chris Evert 96%

All I can say is
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Oh yeah, AmyJo's perfect match is Corey Haim!!!
They are a 100% intellectual match.

Pagans have feelings too

Here is one of the responses that AmyJo received when she listed her APARTMENT on Craig's List.

"This place sounds great. I am a potographer who
works as a tech writer to pay the bills. I am older
(61) but still quite young. I am pretty much straight
in my sexual preferences, which is to say that I am
very fond of the vagina experience, but I usually
prefer the company of men for almost everything else.
I hope that didn't sound too crude!"

AmyJo also received this reply to this listing about trying to find her cat a good home.

"I just wanted to let you know that you stupid comment
about pagan
rituals is rude, offensive, and incorrect. Satinists
are the ones who
sacrifice. Pagans will never do a sacrafice because of
the 3 fold rule, what
you do comes back times 3. Please don't post this kind
of comment again
as I was highly offended as I am sure many others were
too. Believe it
or not pagans have feelings too."

Friday, May 13, 2005

Found this while searching

ARE YOU A MOVIE MANIAC??? place an "X" on the movies that you have already seen. If you put an X on 70 or more, then you're a CINEMA WHORE!!!

1-()Napoleon Dynamite
3-()White Noise
4-()White Oleander
5-()Anger Management
6-()50 First Dates
7-()Jason X
9-()Scream 2
10-()Scream 3
11-()Scary Movie
12-()Scary Movie 2
13-()Scary Movie 3
14-()American Pie
15-()American Pie 2
16-()American Wedding
17-()Harry Potter
18-()Harry Potter 2
19-()Harry Potter 3
20-()Resident Evil I
21-()Resident Evil 2
22-()The Wedding Singer
23-()Little Black Book
24-()The Village
25-()Donnie Darko
26-()Lilo & Stitch
27-()Finding Nemo
28-()Finding Neverland
29-()13 Ghosts
31-()The Grinch
32-()Texas Chainsaw Massacre
33-()White Chicks
34-()Butterfly Effect
35-()Thirteen going on 30
36-()I Robot
37-()Dodge ball
38-()Universal Soldier
39-()A Series Of Unfortunate Events
40-()Along Came A Spider
41-()Deep impact
43-()Never Been Kissed
44-()Meet The Parents
45-()Meet The Fockers
46-()Eight Crazy Nights
47-()A Cinderella Story
48-()The Terminal
49-()The Lizzie McGuire Movie
50-()Dumb & Dumber
51-()Dumb & Dumberer
52-()Final Destination
53-()Final Destination 2
55-()The Ring
56-() The Ring 2
57-()Harold & Kumar
58-()Practical Magic
60-()Ghost Ship
61-()From Hell
63-()Secret Window
64-()I Am Sam
65-()The Whole Nine Yards
66-()The Whole Ten Yards
67-()The Day After Tomorrow
68-()Child's Play
69-()Bride of Chucky
70-()Ten Things I Hate About You
71-()Just Married
73-()A Nightmare on Elm Street
74-()Sixteen Candles
75-()Bad Boys 2
76-()Joy Ride
78-()Oceans Eleven
79-()Oceans Twelve
81-()Lone Star
83-()Predator I
84-()Predator II
85-()Independence Day
87-()A Bronx Tale
88-()Darkness Falls
90-() ET
91-()Children of the Corn
92-()My Boss's daughter
93-()Maid in Manhattan
95-()Best bet
96-()How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
97-()She's All That
98-()Calendar Girls
100-()Mars Attacks
101-()Event Horizon
102-()Ever after
103-()Forrest Gump
104-()Big Trouble in Little China
105-()X-men 1
106-()X-men 2
107-()Jeepers Creepers
108-()Jeepers Creepers 2
109-()Catch Me If You Can
110-()The Others
111-()Freaky Friday
112-() Reign of Fire
113-()Cruel Intentions
114-()The Hot Chick
117-(X)Old School
119-()The Notebook
121-()Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
122-()Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
123-()Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
124-()A Walk to Remember
127-()Back Door Sluts 9
128-()The Fifth Element
129-()Star wars episode I
130-()Star wars episode II
131-()Star wars episode IV
132-()Star wars episode V
133-()Star wars episode VI
134-()Troop Beverly Hills
135-()Swimming with Sharks
137-()People under the stairs
138-()Blue Velvet
139-()Sound of music
140-()Parent Trap (original)
141-()The Burbs
142-()SLC Punk
143-()Meet Joe Black
144-()Wild girls
145-()A Clockwork Orange
146-()The Order
148-()Spiderman 2
150-()Mean Girls
152-()Shrek 2
153-()The Incredibles
155-()The Fast & The Furious
156-()2 Fast 2 Furious
157-()Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
159-()The Sixth Sense
160-()Artificial intelligence
161-()Love actually
163-()Ella Enchanted
164-()Princess diaries 1
165-()Princess diaries 2
166-()The Graduate
168-()Million Dollar Baby
171-()Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
172-() Sgt Peppers Lonley Hearts Club Band
172-()Parent Trap(new one)
173-()Monsters Inc
174-()Dracula Dead and Loving it
175-()Dazed and Confused
176-()Pirates of the Carribbean
177-()Super Troopers
178-()Starship Troopers
179-()Garden state

Save Schmitty from the Coyotes of Big Sur!

I'm putting out an APB to the universe.
I have been told that if I take my cat to Big Sur, the Coyotes will eat her.

So, if you know ANYONE in the bay area who wants a shy, but affectionate, man-loving grey tabby with a furry wart on her nose and supreme street fighting skills, let me know.

Otherwise, I am feeding her to the coyotes.
I'll post a pic later.

It's Friday

Anyone for pancakes?

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Caption this pic

Hey Lammy, meet me out behind the abattoir after dinner, we have to talk.

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Nobody Loves A Quitter

I quit my job!
I am leaving San Francisco to go live in Big Sur!
By June 1st!

I will be living in a tent, working in a boutique, walking down a dirt road to the Pacific, eating lettuce I picked out of the ground.

I will be a hippie! I can grow my pit hair down to my knees and flash it proudly!
I can hang in the Henry Miller library every day if I want!

I can watch the seals snoring in the water at Point Lobos every day if I want!

I am freaked out.
I will still have internet access.

But where will I put my books?
And my cat?
And my stereo?

It's been a long time coming...


I'm Lammy the Lambskin Lamb

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The Evening in Pictures

Belle & a Penguin in Chicago.

Trump Unauthorized - Tuesday, May 24 at 8/7c.

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Lamby the Lambskin Lamb Speaks Out On the Use of Dead Lambs For Safe Sex

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Lambskin Endorsement

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Donald Trump for Lambskins

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Jonnie 7-11 for Lambskins

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Lambskin condoms

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Boz eating popcorn ...

Audio style

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Monday, May 09, 2005


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Don't forget the 4MULA1 Chat today at 7:00 eastern time, 4:00 westcoast time.