Who and what?

Thats it! Im taking over.

This is a coup!

There shall not be any more armpits on this page! I loaded the page and almost threw up from the smell. Im not pointing any fingers(boz) but one of you did not apply (and reapply) your speed stick (boz) and this has resulted in a pungeant B.O (z) smell. Ew... Im putting my foot down. This stops now!
And to show you how serious i am, I will post below a number of more pleasant, less odorous pits.



A carved cherry pit.


Brad Pitt


A ball pit


Now go to your room all of you! Time out!

In an effort to get my pit pic further down the page ...

And a further tribute to Armpit Monday

Jonnie at the Labor Ready Cocktail Lounge



Belle's dream job

Happy Armpit Memorial AmyJo Monday

I don't shave them, honest.

Happy Armpit Memorial Day

Arm Pit Monday

Boz, RLB and me agreed on the zonk last night that today should be arm pit monday, to honor our beloved AmyJo.

Here we go:



So yeah, hooray for arm pits, hooray for AmyJo!

I Take Back The Tib-Betsy Statement In This Post Now That I Have Seen The Arm Pit Hair

Ok, I realize I have some making out up to do. I've been a wee bit derelict in my posting, especially the pictures of all things RWBS related, but no more! As my sensei says, STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY! Umm, yeah, I don't really know what that has to do with anything, and it's not my sensei, it's Ralph Macchio's, but look at all the pretty pictures...


On Friday I received this package, complete with a seascape drawing that reminded me of the pictures I had drawn for my 6th grade research paper on killer whales, from AmyJo! A Lucky Monkey from her trip to Japan AND some New Kids on the Block sticker cards. This totally makes up for me having to puke in my hands every time AmyJo and Boz start making out on the zonk. I will be the Tib to your Betsy any day, AmyJo!



On closer inspection, the Lucky Monkey has NO FACE! Thus, it has been dubbed The Faceless Lucky Monkey of DOOM. Also, I'm no Japanese reader, but I'm pretty sure The Faceless Lucky Monkey of DOOM is soap. Do I have to use it as soap to get the luckiness? Is luckiness a word?




Ok, this is what the RWBS Chain Letter looked like when I received it, oh, about seven billion weeks ago, all the way from Germany! I almost couldn't bear to part with it (or at least that is the excuse I am using for why I haven't passed it on yet).



And this is what Sandra included with the chain letter just for me! A lucky penny (I have luck coming out my hoo hoo now!), a post card, and a funny pin! Thank you Sandra, you are the sweetest!

The end. Phew. I can now continue being derelict.

AmyJo is moving to Big Sur this weekend.

The San Francisco phase of her life is over.
Let's hear it for freedom, creativity, and pit hair.
Love ya babe!

i've changed my mind

about not wanting to work in an office... now i cant think of a better job than being a secretary after reading this most excellent post.

mmmm chicken

While marking a number of reports on Transnational corporations i noticed that quite a few students listed this website as a resource.

KFC cruelty

Ive never worked in an office

but from what ive seen... i dont think i really want to.

Emergency free tagboard for when zonk goes out

I found this last night, it seems to work very well, so I set one up on an extra blog of mine.
Free tag board

You can get one here.

an old poem

There once was a man called ken
who was published without paper and pen
his friends called him boz he has a soft spot for Oz
But to me he is just like ben... affleck
You know... strange and talentless.

Trying to keep up with Jonnie

Jemima Surrender

Fugly!

Guess who has got a brand spankin new cold sore on her mouth


Fuck off and leave me alone.. im hideous.

Otis Redilicious

Recollection Monday

I miss my days on the Hollywood Squares:


Now I am off to Labor Ready.

happy... happy... happy

Somebody kill me please

Image search

I did a Yahoo Image search for Real World ... Blogger Style.

while we're at it...

another quiz: Which religion is the right one for you?

You scored as agnosticism.
You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 92%
Satanism 83%
atheism 58%
Buddhism 42%
Judaism 29%
Paganism 29%
Islam 21%
Christianity 13%
Hinduism 0%

Yeah, absolutely true. I'm only concerned about the high Satanism score... must be a relict from my teenage gothics days.

Take the test here.

Worldview Quiz

Mine was pretty accurate, I've always been big on the fact that context makes all the difference in the world. It's been my main source of entertainment for years.

You scored as Postmodernist.
Postmodernism is the belief in complete open interpretation. You see the universe as a collection of information with varying ways of putting it together. There is no absolute truth for you; even the most hardened facts are open to interpretation. Meaning relies on context and even the language you use to describe things should be subject to analysis.

Postmodernist		75%
Existentialist		75%
Modernist		69%
Materialist		69%
Romanticist		44%
Cultural Creative		44%
Fundamentalist		31%
Idealist		25%

What is Your World View?
created with QuizFarm.com

(Be careful if copy and pasting results, it comes with a bigass picture that results in the sidebar being pushed to the bottom).

Quiz courtesy of Shamus.

The Saturday Morning Massacre

As you can see, I deleted Marci, Mad, Nancy & CJ, Cori, and Drew from the blog.
It was nothing against them. Do to job restrictions, or loss of interest in blogging in general, or real life taking over, or for whatever reason, they decided not to take part in rwbs.
At one time or another they all really added something to the blog and they will be missed.
Group hug, eh?

IMPORTANT QUESTION

Should inactive members be deleted?
HINT: If you read this you are an ACTIVE member.

Dude

What happened to Wednesday?

Happy Birthday Sandra

How pathetic am I?
I made an audio birthday post for Sandra and after I hung up I remembered that Sandra doesn't have sound on her computer.

Happy Birthday anyway and make Jonnie record it and play it for you.

Love Minus Zero/No Limit

Who is your celebrity match?

Find out here.

My best matches are
Patti LaBelle 98%
Jenny Agutter 97%
Anjelica Huston 96%
Donna Summer 96%
Chris Evert 96%

All I can say is
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Oh yeah, AmyJo's perfect match is Corey Haim!!!
They are a 100% intellectual match.

Pagans have feelings too

Here is one of the responses that AmyJo received when she listed her APARTMENT on Craig's List.

"This place sounds great. I am a potographer who
works as a tech writer to pay the bills. I am older
(61) but still quite young. I am pretty much straight
in my sexual preferences, which is to say that I am
very fond of the vagina experience, but I usually
prefer the company of men for almost everything else.
I hope that didn't sound too crude!"

AmyJo also received this reply to this listing about trying to find her cat a good home.

"I just wanted to let you know that you stupid comment
about pagan
rituals is rude, offensive, and incorrect. Satinists
are the ones who
sacrifice. Pagans will never do a sacrafice because of
the 3 fold rule, what
you do comes back times 3. Please don't post this kind
of comment again
as I was highly offended as I am sure many others were
too. Believe it
or not pagans have feelings too."

Found this while searching

ARE YOU A MOVIE MANIAC??? place an "X" on the movies that you have already seen. If you put an X on 70 or more, then you're a CINEMA WHORE!!!

1-()Napoleon Dynamite
2-()Saw
3-()White Noise
4-()White Oleander
5-()Anger Management
6-()50 First Dates
7-()Jason X
8-()Scream
9-()Scream 2
10-()Scream 3
11-()Scary Movie
12-()Scary Movie 2
13-()Scary Movie 3
14-()American Pie
15-()American Pie 2
16-()American Wedding
17-()Harry Potter
18-()Harry Potter 2
19-()Harry Potter 3
20-()Resident Evil I
21-()Resident Evil 2
22-()The Wedding Singer
23-()Little Black Book
24-()The Village
25-()Donnie Darko
26-()Lilo & Stitch
27-()Finding Nemo
28-()Finding Neverland
29-()13 Ghosts
30-()Signs
31-()The Grinch
32-()Texas Chainsaw Massacre
33-()White Chicks
34-()Butterfly Effect
35-()Thirteen going on 30
36-()I Robot
37-()Dodge ball
38-()Universal Soldier
39-()A Series Of Unfortunate Events
40-()Along Came A Spider
41-()Deep impact
42-()KingPin
43-()Never Been Kissed
44-()Meet The Parents
45-()Meet The Fockers
46-()Eight Crazy Nights
47-()A Cinderella Story
48-()The Terminal
49-()The Lizzie McGuire Movie
50-()Dumb & Dumber
51-()Dumb & Dumberer
52-()Final Destination
53-()Final Destination 2
54-()Halloween
55-()The Ring
56-() The Ring 2
57-()Harold & Kumar
58-()Practical Magic
59-()Chicago
60-()Ghost Ship
61-()From Hell
62-()Hellboy
63-()Secret Window
64-()I Am Sam
65-()The Whole Nine Yards
66-()The Whole Ten Yards
67-()The Day After Tomorrow
68-()Child's Play
69-()Bride of Chucky
70-()Ten Things I Hate About You
71-()Just Married
72-()Gothika
73-()A Nightmare on Elm Street
74-()Sixteen Candles
75-()Bad Boys 2
76-()Joy Ride
77-()Se7en
78-()Oceans Eleven
79-()Oceans Twelve
80-()Identity
81-()Lone Star
82-()Bedazzled
83-()Predator I
84-()Predator II
85-()Independence Day
86-()Cujo
87-()A Bronx Tale
88-()Darkness Falls
89-()Christine
90-() ET
91-()Children of the Corn
92-()My Boss's daughter
93-()Maid in Manhattan
94-()Frailty
95-()Best bet
96-()How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
97-()She's All That
98-()Calendar Girls
99-()Sideways
100-()Mars Attacks
101-()Event Horizon
102-()Ever after
103-()Forrest Gump
104-()Big Trouble in Little China
105-()X-men 1
106-()X-men 2
107-()Jeepers Creepers
108-()Jeepers Creepers 2
109-()Catch Me If You Can
110-()The Others
111-()Freaky Friday
112-() Reign of Fire
113-()Cruel Intentions
114-()The Hot Chick
115-()Swimfan
116-()Miracle
117-(X)Old School
118-()Ray
119-()The Notebook
120-()K-Pax
121-()Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
122-()Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
123-()Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
124-()A Walk to Remember
125-()Boogeyman
126-()Hitch
127-()Back Door Sluts 9
128-()The Fifth Element
129-()Star wars episode I
130-()Star wars episode II
131-()Star wars episode IV
132-()Star wars episode V
133-()Star wars episode VI
134-()Troop Beverly Hills
135-()Swimming with Sharks
136-()Trainspotting
137-()People under the stairs
138-()Blue Velvet
139-()Sound of music
140-()Parent Trap (original)
141-()The Burbs
142-()SLC Punk
143-()Meet Joe Black
144-()Wild girls
145-()A Clockwork Orange
146-()The Order
147-()Spiderman
148-()Spiderman 2
149-()Amelie
150-()Mean Girls
151-()Shrek
152-()Shrek 2
153-()The Incredibles
154-()Collateral
155-()The Fast & The Furious
156-()2 Fast 2 Furious
157-()Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
158-()Closer
159-()The Sixth Sense
160-()Artificial intelligence
161-()Love actually
162-()Shutter
163-()Ella Enchanted
164-()Princess diaries 1
165-()Princess diaries 2
166-()The Graduate
167-()Constantine
168-()Million Dollar Baby
169-()Clueless
170-()Hackers
171-()Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
172-() Sgt Peppers Lonley Hearts Club Band
172-()Parent Trap(new one)
173-()Monsters Inc
174-()Dracula Dead and Loving it
175-()Dazed and Confused
176-()Pirates of the Carribbean
177-()Super Troopers
178-()Starship Troopers
179-()Garden state
180-()Anchorman

It's Friday

Anyone for pancakes?

Caption this pic

Hey Lammy, meet me out behind the abattoir after dinner, we have to talk.

Hello

I'm Lammy the Lambskin Lamb

The Evening in Pictures

Belle & a Penguin in Chicago.


Trump Unauthorized - Tuesday, May 24 at 8/7c.

Lamby the Lambskin Lamb Speaks Out On the Use of Dead Lambs For Safe Sex

Lambskin Endorsement

Donald Trump for Lambskins

Jonnie 7-11 for Lambskins

Lambskin condoms

Boz eating popcorn ...

Audio style

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Excellent!!!

Can we have assistance please on row one for toilet seats?
Hello, toilet seat assistance on row number one ...



Thank you.

This will drive you crazy after awhile

Guess The TV Show

Books i should read #3

Books i should read #2

Books i should read #1

Tiki Punch

Nothing gives you a second wind while writing a library history in the middle of the night like Shasta's Tiki Punch. 2 for 99 cents at the 99 Cent Store.



Tomorrow should be Red Tongue Friday.

Hey Jo

AmyJo's little sister ShellyJo river rafting somewhere in New MexiJo, I think.



Elder sister KathyJo could not be reached for comment.

And speaking of Elder Sister KathyJo.
Here is the first phase of an art installation she is doing.