The Real World ... Blogger Style: 04/01/2007 - 05/01/2007

Monday, April 30, 2007

A meme

A personalized meme from Kat.

1. Which 'A List' blogger do you think is totally overrated and what the hell does he/she know, anyway?
Ok, you didn't define A List so I'll have to give my own definition of A List and my definition of A List is there is no such thing as A List blogs/bloggers, did you notice how I slipped that / in there, I learned that from you when you did he/she. Another thing, my sinus are bothering me big time, and I've taken a lot of medication, and I might get drowsy while doing this, no, drowsy isn't the word I'm thinking of, it's something like drowsy, but not exactly like drowsy, I think doped up might be a more accurate description of what I am now, and you know Kat, you should really do some more audioblogs, you were very good at that.

2. Let's pretend you get to hitch a mental ride with someone for a day, like in Being John Malkovich. Who would you 'be into' and why?
Now this is odd. Kat is from Texas, and a song by Doug Sahm just came on, and Doug Sahm is from Texas. Kat, do you know Doug Sahm, he's almost a legend down there with his Tex/Mex sound, and there, I used your / again. I think we should call that a Kat(/) from now on, pretty cool to have a punctuation mark named after you, isn't it. So, I guess it's obvious that I would have to pick Doug Sahm, because it's karma, or something, isn't it.

3. So many conflicts, so little time... You've been given the power to heal one of the world's ills, but only one. Which do you choose?
Penis envy, and that's pretty much self-explanatory.

4. There are certain celebrities the media is so fixated on there's no escaping the hype, try as you might. Which celebrities do you wish the earth would just swallow up?
Doug Sahm would top my list, that self important bastard, Tex/Mex my ass, and I guess you could add Julius and Ethel Rosenberg if they weren't already dead, and the guy who played Wyatt Earp on TV back in the 50's, and Sheri Lewis and her goddamned puppets, I mean they cancelled The Howdy Dowdy Show and replaced it with Shari Freakin Lewis and those goddamned gay ass puppets, HOWDY DOWDY, NOW THERE WAS A FUCKIN' BAD ASS PUPPET!!! I guess that's it unless you consider Dick Clark, and Dick Cavett, and anyone else with a Dick ... hahaha, unless you consider anyone else with a Dick in their name a celebrity.

5. If you could turn back time, if you could find a way, you could stop yourself, or someone else from making a monumentally stupid decision. What do you do, and sorry about the Cher earworm.
Me doing this meme, I worried about it all weekend, yeah, thanks alot Kat, where are the soft ball questions, the what's your favorite color, the what kind of tree would you be, yeah, thanks a lot Kat, and let me add something else, I think the worry that you caused me is either directly or indirectly the cause of my sinus attack, and one more thing, why the fuck do they call it a meme, it's a quiz, a survey, a questionnaire, the fucking internet has perverted everything I hold sacred!

According to internet law, see I told you it perverted everything, I have to add this little codicil, if it really is a codicil.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions (or share here in the Comments section).
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.(OPTIONAL)
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.(OPTIONAL)

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Buy shop4tech

Monday, April 23, 2007

Juan Bodley's Freaky Look-Alikes


Sunday, April 22, 2007

Sandra's Celebrity Look-Alikes

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Frank L. Henry celebrity look-alikes

My Celebrity Look-Alikes

None of my look-alikes have anything in common whatsoever.

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Boz's celebrity look alikes

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Free stuff!!!

You can get a FREE item from Shop4Tech using a $10.00 Google Checkout promotion for first time users, and a 10% coupon code.
I got this.
Shipping is also free.
You can also use it more than once if you have multiple credit cards, multiple Google accounts, and multiple names, and multiple phone numbers(home phone, cell phone).
I've bought from Shop4Tech before and it is a reliable company.
Items listing for $11.11 are free.
Items listing for $12.21 are 99 cents.
Items listing for $13.32 are $1.99.
There are six pages of items to pick from.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The storm!!!

Belle's neighbors pitch in and lend a hand when Little Jon Benet turns up missing during this month's storm of the century.

Hugh Jorgan, Not a Shriner, Incognito


Sunday, April 15, 2007

Frank L. Henry - Incognito Shriner

(featuring the silver metallic Sharpie)

(notice the window blinds are closed)

Saturday, April 14, 2007

It's audiopost like Truman Capote Week on the RW ... BS

Gabcast! In Cold Farts

Truman Capote for the RW ... BS

For Your Edification

The Gas We Pass by Shinta Cho

My incognito photo is currently unable to transfer from my camera, so I thought I would plug a book instead.

I stumbled across this children's book called The Gas We Pass recently in a library and it cracked me up.

Amazon is selling used copies for as cheaply as $3.71.

To give you a taste, I am posting a few illustrations and reproducing the text.

Cover Page.

When an elephant farts, the farts are really big.

When it comes out the hole in your bottom, it's a fart, also called passing gas.

When you fart after eating sweet potatos or beans, however, they don't smell very much at all.

If you try too hard to hold your farts, your stomach may hurt, you could get dizzy or you could get a headache. So, don't hold them in - pass that gas!


I hope you all learned something.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Today is (incognito) day on RW ... BS

Dvl started it.

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And of course I jumped on the bandwagon.

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Dang, her fingers are freakishly long.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

"Shriner Jonnie" invents the piggy back ride and is immortalized in bronze.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

You're not really hardcore when you work in a library, unless you're working the midnight shift.

The reigning hardcore member of the RW ... BS.

You can tell she's hardcore because a poseur wouldn't have the sense to wear work gloves.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

belle's Charm...

...and in belle's case it's 4500 sailors and other passers-by through the island mecca of Bora Bora!!!


Wednesday, April 04, 2007

It's talk smack about belle week

Ten things I know about belle that you probably don't.

1. Belle is secretly married to a guy in prison.
2. Belle's name really isn't belle it's Wynonna.
3. Belle is the girl on the left in a Bananarama tribute group.
4. Belle's dream is to become the Queen of the Roller Derby.
5. Belle has done crystal meth with a guy who is now in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
6. Belle has a tattoo of Ryan White holding hands with Little Jon Benet as they descend into HELL on the calf of her right leg.
7. Belle used her political influence to have a guy from Luxembourg deported when he posted a revealing picture of her on the Hot Girls From Guam website.
8. Belle is the voice of Cartman's mother on South Park.
9. Belle will give you a piggy back ride if the price is right.
10. Belle knows 101 ways to kill someone with nothing more than a q-tip.

Monday, April 02, 2007

If belle was creative...

A collage

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