The Real World ... ANIMOTO Style

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Fun with free clip art ... again

Due to budget cutbacks the local high school's annual Steak and a Blow Job Day has been changed to Hoagie and a Blow Job Day, as senior girl Alice demonstrates the proper technique to an apprehensive freshman girl Betty.

Just One More Weekend

The nearest branch of my gym will be closing at the end of this month:


While I'll miss the convenience (the next nearest branch is across town) and the fact that it has a full-size boxing ring, I think what I'll miss most of all is the two random retro-70s aquarium-themed toilet stalls in the men's restroom -




Very masculine.

Juan Bodley Clips In...

This Miracle Whip tastes like Boz's jism











What would I do for some beaver??

Pictures I downloaded to my desktop, but I don't know why, except for the naked ones.

Fun with free clip art #2

"The bukkake special was a little salty for my taste today."

Fun with free clip art

Try says:

Free Clip Art

I'm trying to make a display for an upcoming public C0mic Book Swap I am arranging at my workplace. While browsing the Internet for clip art, I haven't found anything that is very useful.

There is a lot of goofy clip art floating around on the Internet though.
Here are my two favorites from this morning's search -

Our Daily Cafeteria Bread.

Mmmm...Poontang.

Go ahead and use them to illustrate your posts. They are not bound by copyright restrictions.

This week's assignment - Write some posts and illustrate them with free clip art that you found on the Internet.

Wearing my new t-shirt while FLIXN!!!

Got my free customized t-shirt today!

A new FLIXN!!!

Pardon my French.

Flixn Flockin!

Flixn

A Plate For RLB...

This is what you should serve Thanksgiving dinner to Nick, Ross and Todd on, Jonnie...

Only they would appreciate the meaning.

Well, your dad would probably get it too.

The gift of porn is the greatest gift.

Emo/Goth/Alt porn.

Delftware Generator

Hey! Look at this swell delftware porceline plate generator -



Cool Book Plug -
And speaking of porceline - a month or two ago, Sandra & I picked up a copy of Charles Krafft's Villa Delirium for a coffee table book. That guy really does some great things with porceline.

He has a series of plates depicting the sinking of the Titanic and other disasters.

He has also recreated a collection of modern weaponry in porceline.

It is just a cool fucking book, and you can get it used on Amazon for a mere two dollars.

You're Lopez

The most atypical thing I saw this weekend -

As Sandra & I were walking back to our apartment from the pool, we happened upon four Mexican youths playing some sort of game.

They were all grade school age, there were three really young kids and a chunky girl who was probably a few years older than the rest of them.

The three boys were all on their hands and knees in a row, facing the girl.
The girl was standing in front of them, holding a toy rifle which was colored bright orange and green.

She was had assigned each of the boys a number and was addressing them as "Number One", "Number Two", and "Number Three". As we walked by, she was in the process of naming each of the boys.

Girl: "Number One, you are Lopez".
Lopez: " I want to be Mickey".
Girl: "You're Lopez".

I would hate to have played that game as a kid.
It looked like it really sucked.

What happened???

The template was all messed up on IE so I've installed a temporary fix until I figure everything out.

RLB's Automotive Hygeine Tips, Part 1 of 1

1. Eating in the car -


When eating watermelon and drinking Gatorade in your car during lunch break, it is clever to store the melon rinds inside the empty Gatorade container as depicted in the above photograph.

This is generally preferable to previous solutions such as throwing the rinds out into the parking lot through the car window or tossing them in the back seat.

Feel free to share this tip with your co-workers and/or Martha Stuart.

Jonnie's in the toilet - Take 2

Since Jonnie has healthy B.M's Bob did another take on his new song.

Jonnie's in the toilet

A new song by Bob Dylan.

It's Great In September (For Das Burger Boyz...)

I went by Hardee's the other day and they were selling the "Big Shef" burgers there. As I was reminded by Boss of the Tool Bitch, the Big Shef was an offering on the original Burger Chef menu.

For that reason alone I feel that October will be an excellent chapter of the book 2007. Bitches out.

And Now It's Time For...

A very special video message from Mr. Bob Dylan.

Jonnie Goes on a Diet

Zonkboard Comics Revisited

Roger

Yesterday evening, I received an email from JohnnyC informing me that he received a mysterious phonecall from a number listed in Irvine, CA. Since Irvine is local to me, he requested I call the number to see who it was.

Irvine has a lot of companies, and I initially thought JohnnyC's number may have found itself on a telemarketing list. But the truth of the matter is even more anticlimactic than that. It was just a guy named Roger.

I should have thought this out a little bit before calling, maybe thought of something clever to say, but I was preoccupied when I made the call. I wrote the number down on a post-it note which I stuck to my checkbook. I didn't have to work today, but was offered $150.00 if I helped my previous employer catch up on some orders, so I opted to moonlight for a little extra walking-around money. Anyway, I was going to deposit today's check in the bank when I recalled the post-it note and I called the number from my cell phone during my drive to the bank.

It seems to be a residential number. It definitely wasn't a business. They let me go at 4:00, so a business would still be open. It rang about 4 or 5 times before it was answered by a lively sounding male who spoke in a cheerful informal manner.

Roger: "Hi. Roger here."
RLB: "Oh"!
Roger: [awkward pause]
RLB: "OK. I have to go. Bye".

Like I said, I should've thought of something clever to say before calling, but I was kind of preoccupied at the time.

Post clever telephone call suggestions in the comments. After choosing a winner, I will make a second call to Roger from a pay phone and I'll use the winning comment then transcribe the full conversation in a post.