The Real World ... Blogger Style: 08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005

Wednesday, August 31, 2005


Since thedexter has anointed himself the Conscience of RW ... BS I guess I'd better post my gargling pic, and yeah, I know what it looks like
I am gargling, but I'm not.

Is generic as good as name brand?

It's hard to say because I only buy mouth wash from the Dollar Store, but ... I will say that even though I didn't taste any citrus flavor, it is quite pleasant with none of the harsh bite of mint or peppermint.
I'll give it a thumbs up.

Original and fake

Your guess:

Ad 1

Ad 2

Little things make my day great.
Like seeing my girlfriend.
Catching a re-run of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle show.
Making myself a watermelon shake.
Denny's dinner conversation.

But yesterday when I went into Goodwill randomly and I found Sixpence None The Richer's "The Fatherless and the Widow", Del Amitri's "Change Everything", Everclear's "Sparkle and Fade" for 6 dollars I didn't know what to do. I was too happy to think.

...but then I found the "Peaches" single by The Presidents of the United States of America I almost went into a joy induced coma.

That's how sad it's gotten.
Well you'll have to excuse me I've got a swollen spit gland a date with a sewing needle.

Wild Sharpee

I released one of Boz's giant sharpees into the Alaskan wilderness when I was out working on Uncle Jon's cabin -

It was definitely not in its natural habitat, but looked pretty content nevertheless.

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Jonnie's back

A little welcome back Jonnie song, for Jonnie.

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RW...Alaska Style!

I'm back from Alaska and Missouri - I brought my RW...BS! photo-card-thing with me too. I was thinking it'd get me all kinds of freebies if I flashed it around, but it didn't. Not even once.

I did seize the opportunity to photograph it next to the tail of Uncle Jon's 215 pound halibut though, which I think qualifies as a pretty proud moment for the blogmates:

Real World...Halibut Style!

Sidenote: I totally got blue balls after only 4 days away from the internet.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

RW ... BS artwork

Has been updated.

Missouri Dog-Mule of Doom

Product testing

House assignment:
Purchase a bottle of citrus flavored mouth wash and take a picture gargling with it.

Monday, August 29, 2005

I finally figured out wht DVL stands for ...

Saturday, August 27, 2005

I change my mind

This is the perfect food.

How could I have been so foolish?

Friday, August 26, 2005

Tree People.

Those bastards took away my links drop down list, so instead of me just mousing over, dragging down and clicking on the Blogger link and being redirected directly to the dashboard. I have to now type in "", and sign in.

I've done the math and it now takes me a full 6.8 seconds in order to update. Whereas it previously only took me 4.3

That's it, I'm swearing off of Google for the rest of my life.

...I'm just kidding Google, please don't cry.
I love you.

(and only you)

What is the perfect food?

I pick doughnuts, because there are just so many different kinds.
I mean you could eat doughnuts for a year and never eat the same one twice.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Why I hate Delaware

Because the University of Delaware teams are called the Blue Hens.
Because they aren't the Nutmeg State after all.
Because it's not spelled Deleware, which would have been a lot simpler.
And finally this ...
What did Delaware?
She wore a brand New Jersey.

Why do YOU hate Delaware?

Ooooh, I'm scared, here come the Blue Hens!!!

Monday, August 22, 2005

I'm off to Delaware once again today.
There's something quaint about it.
It's only 2 hours away, and the people there are sorta friendly.
I'll bring back a rock, and take a picture of it.

My Haiku:

Delaware is fun.
Unlike breaking your shoulder.
Harrison dead yet?

Sunday, August 21, 2005


it's SO HARD!!!

The spray on the right is actually one to cure the side effects of the other two.


Sandra is trying to overcome a nasal spray addiction so I thought it might be a good idea to tell her about addictions we have overcome as a show of support, and to show that it can be done.
1. Cigarettes - I started smoking when I was seventeen and smoked for twenty years. By the time I quit in 1987 I was smoking about two and a half packs a day. I quit cold turkey and within days I was feeling the benefits.
2. Rolaids stomach antacid - I started using them in 1971 during the first stages of my anxiety period. I always had them with me wherever I went, and it wasn't unusual for me to go through three rolls a day, popping them in my mouth one right after another. I never actually tried to quit them, but sometime during the early 90's I just started tapering off, and now, even though I have a bottle of berry flavored Tums in my nightstand, I very rarely use them.

Now if I could only get rid of my caffeine from diet Coke and diet Pepsi addiction ...

Ain't no sunshine when AmyJo is gone

this is an audio post - click to play


...I feel/unfeel just like this

I really do..

Saturday, August 20, 2005

How can i not love him?

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Audio post a song for AmyJo weekend

Sandra said she was going to audio post a song for AmyJo today, so I thought I would turn it into an Audio Post a Song For AmyJo Weekend.
If you don't want to sing, you can just play an appropriate song over Audio Post.

Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather by Boz

this is an audio post - click to play

,,,Haiku About Myself?

All, right...5X7X5 about thedexter.

...c'mon this isn't hard.
All I gotta do is think

I talk way too fast.
Grew up in Pennsylvania.
I licked Rachel Weisz.

You Like Digging Holes In Thin Air And We Know That Can't Be Done.

Here's my very own Haiku:

Harrison Ford Sucks
Why didn't you just
kill him Boba Fett


my very own self portrait:

I ::heart:: the new messageboard!

If only for the drawing tool. Though I still don't really get it... when does a new white sheet appear? How can you see older drawings? They must be somewhere, because you see them when the tool starts.

Artists: Jonnie, belle, boz.

Artists: Rosa, boz, me.


Friday, August 19, 2005

Alot Like Aqualung.

Truly the best romedy I've ever seen.

...maybe it was just all the Aqualung.
Regardless, pick it up this Tuesday on DVD.

And I'm sure everyone already has their copy of Sin City, I mean, who doesn't?

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Zonkboard problems

We've been having nothing but problems with the zonkboard lately, so what do you think about trying one like I have on The Grand Ennui, it takes a little time to load but other than that it seems to work pretty good, and it's free.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

guess who... don't sue.



Cleavage Tuesday on Wednesday

AmyJo cleavage

If she kills me, she kills me, at least I'll know that she's still alive.

Hooray for cleavage day!

The cleavage pics should be our new icons.

Cos Boz said so...

If you squint you may see cleavage. ( i need to clean my mirror) Is there anything else i can do for you Boz?

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Even the Velcro Monkey of Doom is observing "Post Your Cleavage Day"

Should it be this hard to get a little house participation?

There They Are!

Them, officer!
These are the culprits!

Arrest them at once!

...for making me cry.

Baby, Baby, I.

Okay, everyone stay away from Frawg.
No, not the little guy above.

Fuck, little, that thing's the size of a Ruby Tuesday's Colossal Burger.

Anyway, "Frawg" (sorry no picture, Google doesn't have A SINGLE DAMN LISTING) is a new soft drink Pepsi just recently pumped out exclusively for 7-11. There's the Slurpee form and the "dazzling" Big Gulp.

Okay, I don't want you to go your entire life without tasting it because it's an interesting experience. The first sip or two you're thinking "Wow, a little sweet but that's prett damn good." But then the aftertaste kicks in.

Windex, old beer, and sour milk.

Everything that came to mind when I was trying to work up a vomit whilst trying to convince my mom that I was too sick to go to school.

I don't know how Pepsi could fuck up this bad, but they did.

If you want a decent look at the label so you know what to look out for, check out I believe there's still an animated banner in the middle of the screen featuring some clearly dillusioned kid and a frog on a surfboard.

thedexter Cleavage.

So now it's out in the open...

I'm not really black.

Just like Domino's

I deliver.

Cleavage shot.

Post your cleavage Tuesday

this is an audio post - click to play

Since Sandra can't hear the audio post I'll just say that everyone has agreed to post a cleavage picture today ... swear to god.

Speaking of Thailand.

I thought this was particularly funny.

"Fried Macaronce With Pork"!
Side splitting.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

For the benefit of thedexter

Here is a thumbnail profile of each house member.

dvl - One of two original house members left. She mostly lurks, content to post pictures on buzznet where people tell her how cool she is.

belle - Has a stalker from Lithuania, a lamb named Jon Benet, two cats named Charlie and Emilio, and a stuffed monkey named Zob, she has also lost all touch with reality.

Rebel Leady Boy aka Jonnie - A cross between John Cougar Mellencamp and Carrot Top who has been known to pee on himself just to see what it feels like. Jonnie is currently on vacation in Alaska.

Sandra - President of the Hamburg chapter of the David Hasselhoff fan club and inspiration for the RW ... BS Pickle Boycott of early 2005. Her cleavage is legendary.

rosa posa posa - Our Australian member who is rarely on the same day, or the same page, as the rest of us. Rosa believes that Elijah Wood is straight and that Kylie Minogue is her twin sister.

AmyJo - Ummmm .... Ummmmmm .... Ummmmmmmmmmm, currently in a state of flux since she was kicked out of the commune for giving off bad vibes. Her whereabouts are unknown.

Married to Kit Fisto

Good news!

I'm the new member!

So the other day I was in Delaware, and besides ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, I saw:


And since I'm a soft drink connoisseur, I decided said to myself "Why not?"


Does anyone remember Surge?
The green drink that had the maximum amount of caffeine allowed by law?
That's what Vault is, it's Surge.
Well, it's Surge after Surge stepped into Seth Brundle's telepod and got fused with some Kickass! that he accidentally left in there.

So that's my first post.
A soft drink post.

You'll see alot of those.

if you're lucky.

Are you lucky?
Damn straight.

Exciting news !!!

We have a new member.

He is thedexter aka the mighty myth.
At age 19 he is a little young so I am assigning belle as his legal guardian.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

I don't miss Hoff

I'd like to congratulate Rosa Posa Posa for posting the most annoying pic since Goose posted the monkey ass pic a year and a half ago.

Friday, August 12, 2005

i'd give him money

i miss the hoff

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Make a Jonnie type post

My brother Todd and I did some really stupid stuff when we were teenagers.

This is the time I dressed up as Foghorn Leghorn and my brother Todd dressed up like Bugs Bunny and we went down to the mall to see if we could get free passes to see Space Jam.

Security kicked us out and threatened to ban us from the mall.

-rebel leady boy

Which cookie are you most like?

Chocolate Peanut Butter Chip Cookie

You enjoy the finer things in life, and you're very adventurous. This cookie is very rich, chewy and tasty, the perfect thing to satisfy your cravings for new things.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Mmm, Cookies

Which cookie are you most like?

Fortune Cookie

You're a very mysterious person, and hold your deepest thoughts inside. Similarly, this cookie holds its fortune inside of it, and has to be cracked open before it's read.

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I'll Be Baaaack... To Spank You?? Oh Daddy!

Your Daddy Is Arnold Schwarzenegger

What You Call Him: Pa
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

I KNEW it!!!

Since I don't know my father's name I entered "???" for the "Who's your daddy?" quiz... and that gave me this:

Your Daddy Is Darth Vader

What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland


Your Daddy Is OJ

What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: He knows best

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Your Daddy Is Mike Tyson

What You Call Him: Big Daddy
Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy


You are

other colours include;

spousal abuse blue
spousal abuse black
spank me pink
found in a diaper gold
los angeles air brown
mcdonalds burger gray

Monday, August 08, 2005

Louie Louie - 1965 Detroit dirty version

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Sunday, August 07, 2005

Ask not what the rw ... bs can do for you, ask what you can do for the rw

Since Jonnie and I make approximately 90% of the posts in here and since Jonnie is going on vacation in a few days, and will be gone until the end of the month, it is up to the rest of you to pick up the slack, or this will be one dead rw ... bs by the time Jonnie gets back, and if that happens there will be one Angry Jonnie.

Zonkboard spam

I emailed the zonkboard guy yesterday telling him about the spam problem.
Here's his reply.

Hi Ken, thank you for the message. We are aware of the problem with
spammers hitting the boards and will have a solution released this week if
things go as scheduled. In the mean time, simply delete the offending
entries. We will be sending a message to all customers in a couple of days
with more information. Thank you, and have a great day.

Who is this Ken guy???

One for the Road

It's been so fun posting unflattering '80s pictures of myself, I thought I'd post one more:

Jonnie in 1988.

I wish this photo had a good story to go with it, but there is no story. It is just idiocy.

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Friday, August 05, 2005

A forgotten musical gem from the 80's

Trash Can Dancing

The '80s fell into decadence & general disorderliness during the later years:

Jonnie at a Fort Wayne, Indiana Mall in 1988.

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The Velcro Monkey of Doom loves his 80's music

mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

The evilest man of the 80's

5 reasons why Benson is a bad bad man.
1. His first name is a last name.
2. He knows more about Jon Benet than he lets on.
3. Hmmm, he looks a lot like O.J. doesn't he?
4. He reported Mr. Belvedere to immigration.
5. Sold the love child he had with Kraus to the Sultan of Brunei.