The Real World ... Blogger Style: 05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004

Sunday, May 30, 2004

RW Cartoon Generator

Public RW account for generating comic strips is in effect.
Username: realworld
password: gAVAQJcy

First one, Featuring Boz, Belle, & Tom is -
Right Here
Add more here

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Google image search

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Zonkboard Comic

I made a comic strip featuring Jonnie (as narrator), Boz and Belle by copy and pasting zonkboard statements from last night.

It can be viewed here

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Hey kids, what time is it???

It's Friggle's the Clown time.

Check out the madcap adventures of Friggles the Clown and all his friends.

Or ...
Create your own comic strip.

Friday, May 28, 2004

About last night

After Dvl and I finished chatting last night we decided that it wouldn't be prudent for her to continue to refer to me as Dr. Boz, but it would be perfectly acceptable if she still thought of me as Dr. Boz.
It was a beautiful moment, we don't want to spoil it.

Friday Favorite Five

name your five favorite one hit wonders!

i'll be in the charlotte, nc area this weekend. if anyone will be in the vicinity and would like to play hopscotch, or perhaps duel in some chinese jumprope, or go toe to toe in some wickedly fast double dutch, give me a holla!

Belle and Jonnie's Word of the Day

From the Urban Dictionary -

I chose Trucker Love.
Do I really need a reason for choosing this? Trucker Love, folks. Trucker. Loooove.
I love it so much I recorded my pronunciation of it for the entire free world to hear, but apparently my voice is too 13-year-old-phone-sex-operator for Urban Dictionary to handle because it isn't showing. Bastards. Don't they know I'm a role model?

Belle and Jonnie's Word of the Day

From the Urban Dictionary -

I chose Skiing, not the most original thing in there, but the first definition was worded so elegantly, I couldn't resist.

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There's another communal blog out there.

It's called More Reservoir Than Tarantino, but it's okay because Belle's baby's future daddy is a contributor.

Thursday, May 27, 2004

One of These Days...

I just submitted RW and a bunch of individual blogs to the Internet Archive for crawling and saving.

This is an ambitious project (with mixed results) to archive the whole freaking web at various points in's like mega terrabytes of data and it's all well protected and regularly migrated as well as copied and kept in different countries around the world.

So in a thousand years or so, when researchers are looking at how people used to practice the Cincinnati Steamer at the dawn of the 21st century, Belle will get proper credit for practically inventing it.

And Boz will be rightfully worshipped as a God.
And I will go down in history as the first Amish blogger.

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Wednesday, May 26, 2004


I came across this, and I am wondering if we have made our first enemy. Just becuase Jonnie is obssessed with his pool, I am a raging alcoholic, belle is all about the sheen, and we might take one too many quizzes, I don't feel we are garbage.

Tuesday, May 25, 2004


I just poured some orange juice over my pasta because I thought it was parmesan cheese. What does that tell about me?

That I need a) new glasses, b) vacation or c) medication? Or... hmmmm... .

This is unacceptable

You are June Cleaver the perfect Stepford wife
You are June Cleaver, can you say Stepford wife?

What Leave It To Beaver character are you?
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and thusly i took the quiz...

You are Eddie Haskell social pariah
You are Eddie Haskell, my what a lovely frock you're
wearing today Mrs. Cleaver.

What Leave It To Beaver character are you?
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I wrote the quiz

and this is what I come up with?

You are Beaver Cleaver the classic under achiever
You are Beaver Cleaver everybody's favorite loser.

What Leave It To Beaver character are you?
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Monday, May 24, 2004

Glad to see everyone taking part in the photo challenge.

he says: every word dripping with sarcasm

Crikey, not even the person who runs it is posting.
Yeah, I said "crikey' sounds like "bite me" so go ahead.

Boz ... close-up and personal.

Maybe a little TOO close-up.

So right!!!! Especially the criticizing part.

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and
organized. Likes to
point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize.
Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk
well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed.
Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very
confident. Sensitive.
Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and
knowledgeable. Loves to look for
information. Must control oneself when criticizing.
Able to motivate
oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Secretive. Loves sports, leisure
and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to
bottle up feelings. Very
choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

What does your birth month say about you?
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I'm not posting this just because my birthday is 19 days away.

Well, yes I am.

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive.
Active mind. Hesitating, tends
to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and
humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills.
Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able
to show character. Easily
hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up.
Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom
shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
Brand conscious. Executive.

What does your birth month say about you?
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Xmas Shopping

I am finishing my last term paper and tomorrow I shall do my Christmas in June shopping.

Orange County's 99cent Stores look just like this.
I will wear red.


Saturday, May 22, 2004

Real World ... Blogger Style

audio news of the week.

this is an audio post - click to play

let me get my hands on your....

Unhappy Birthday
i've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil and you lie
and if you should die i may feel slightly sad (but i won't cry)
love and lost and some may say when usually it's nothing
surely you're happy, it should be this way?
i say, "no, i'm gonna kill my dog"
and: "may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight XXX"
i've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil and you lie
and if you should die i may feel slightly sad (but i won't cry)
love and lost some people say when usually its nothing
surely you're happy, it should be this way?
i said, "no" and then i shot myself
so, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight
from the one you left behind

Friday, May 21, 2004

I Spy - Topic #9


Take a picture of a dwelling (preferably yours) - can be as specific as your home/house, or as general as the State you live in, etc. - and describe what makes it home for you.

As always, the only requirement is to have fun... including yourself in the pic is encouraged but not required.

Post your photo to the RWBS Buzznet photoblog
by Monday, May 24, 2004.

Big In Germany

Hasselhoff claims he had hand in Berlin Wall falling

"David Hasselhoff has complained to museum curators after finding his photo absent in a collection of memorabilia about the fall of the Berlin Wall."

"He said he felt he had moved people on both sides of the wall, although he admitted hardly any of the East Germans could speak English. He said: "I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie."

"'After my appearance I hacked away at pieces of the wall that had the black, red and yellow colours of the German flag on it. I kept the big piece for myself and gave the smaller pieces to colleagues at Baywatch.'"

"Hasselhoff said he doesn't mind that Americans make fun of his popularity in Germany and says he feels it is his second homeland."

Full Article Here

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is now free. Check it out if you want, or don't, it makes no difference to me.

The latest installment of

write a caption for this picture.

Lisa aka the broad housewife

found THIS program that lets you upload pics right to your blog.
You might want to check it out, and then again you might not.
No pressure here.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Another damn quiz, but this one is relevant, at least to Jonnie and Belle

Lightning is the cool pony ... right???

Lightning is an upbeat and capricious pony. Possessed of a ready wit and a sharp mind, he often finds it hard to keep his mind on the task at hand. He loves suprises, especially if he's the one springing them!

Quiz link ... HERE.

Answer Me These Questions Three:

(aka. Thursday 3)

1. Past, present or future... what is the best Christmas gift ever?

2. What’s something done by strangers that annoys you beyond belief?

3. You already have socks on your feet, and you now realize that you only have the following two choices for footwear: Tevas -or- Birkenstocks. What do you do?

(As in weeks prior, a super silly amount of thanks, admiration and other such validation goes out to Andrew at NineMileDetour for writing two of the three questions this week... visit him and give him love (or call him on his shit, whichever you like). Sharing is caring, people. Also, thanks to BenBen for the other question -- who, if/when he sees this i suspect will exclaim “OMG! OMG!” and mutter something about a time machine and gorgonzola cheese.)

YMCA ... YMCA ... YMCA ...

Mad's unsuccessful try out for the Chippendale Dancers.

Picture courtesy of his sister.

Shameless plug for

the rw ... bs.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Triple eff (favorite friday five- belated)

Since I was unable to post last Friday, here is the belated question for last week:

Name your 5 favorite television characters of all time (no animals or cartoons).

I also wanted to say that I am very distraught at the loss of our lone pure redhead. I guess she must have discovered my dirty little secret.

mike, thanks for the good times in the hot tub.

quick x-mas in june list:

* unique pez dispenser(s)
* supply of fun dip
* all flavors of big league chew
* invader zim wristband
* water balloons

In other news ...

Blogger is still acting up and is randomly changing back and forth between the old and new template.

As you have probably noticed zann and mike have left the blog. They both contributed a lot to the blog and it's sad to see them go, but as they both said it was time for them to move on.

Monique kindly offered to fill in on the xmas in june gift exchange, but as I said in the previous post it was easier to straighten out than I thought it would be.
Thanks Monique your offer was greatly appreciated, and please continue to lurk as much as you want, who knows you may be the next person to see Jonnie's little pony as he saunters down the hall half asleep and buck naked on his way to the shower.

For now eight looks like a good number and I think we should hold off on any new members until after Xmas ... in June.

Anything on anyone else's mind?

Xmas in June Updated list

I've redone the xmas list and there weren't as many changes as I thought.

Dvl, Marci, Mad, Jonnie, and Belle keep the same names as before.

Lisa and Sandra have new names, and I will be emailing them later today with the details.

I'm Promoting Moses

Don't Go To Bed
With A Price On Your Head

See today's Nacho for a closer look.

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The world is going to hell in a hand basket

This is Jonnie's new icon.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Xmas in June

We will have to redo the xmas in june gift list because two people just dropped out.
I'll figure it out in a day or two.
I just purchased a new computer today and i am still trying to set things up. I guess a couple people couldn't handle it.

Attention Customer Service

I would like to cancel my subscirption as well, I feel the content and design of this magazine has gone downhill. A refund will not be necessary but please, discontinue my delivery.

i'm going home.

it was fun while it lasted, but i know when to quit.

thanks a bunch!

zann out.

as if there was ever a doubt....

Simon and Hecubus

You are Hecubus! I knew it! Evil! Evil after all this time!
[You are imminently evil! Your life is consumed by doing evil deeds
like blocking your Master's car in the driveway or showing up drunk
to the taping of your EVIL show. You don't have many friends, in fact
you only have two, Simon-who is really more of your Master, and Mr.Vodka!
Deep down you may seem like a nice person...
no, nevermind you are evil to the core. Owa tana siam!]

yep, sounds like me alright. *shrug*


garbage pail kids
You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny
as hell.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Hi Hoooooooooooooooo!

as some of you may have read on my page, i've been experiencing some technical difficulties with my current living situation. it seems i have some catching up to do here at the rwbs, so let's begin.

speak and spell
You're a Speak & Spell!! You nerd, you. Just
because you were disguised as a toy doesn't
mean you weren't educational, you sneaky

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Francesca has it all
You are Francesca Fiore! You have no problem
getting what you want, where you want it, and
when you want it. Sometimes you get a little
sidetracked by your sexy sidekick Bruno, but
there is no mix that you cannot get out of. You
are sexy, you are beautiful, you are glowing,
you are Francesca-enough said! You have starred
in many movies, even if their content is
somewhat questionable and has been censored all
too often, and you have a love of all furry
creatures, especially if they can make a good

Which Kids in the Hall Character Are You?
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Fucking Idiot
You are a Fucking Idiot. You're all about screwing
people over. Your celebrity icon is Heidi

What Kind Of Idiot Are You?
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Also known widely as the Fire Bird, the phoenix is a profound symbol of life and rebirth. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 years and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then, after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melodious song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end. It is also a symbol of the sun and immortality.

What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!

the end result seems to be i am francesca fiore's reborn sarcastic, nerdy, and fucking idiotic side, which happenss to resmeble a cross between heidi fleiss and a speak and spell. a speak and fleiss if you will.

also, happy birthday sandra, and welcome back lisa.

my set of wacky wall walkers has gone missing. has anybody seen them?

Final vote on the template change

Six to four in favor of the new template.

New Template - Boz, Dvl, Lisa, Jonnie, Sandra, and Belle.
Old Template = Zann, Mike, Marci, and Mad.

The new template stays.

Speaking of "I Don't Want To Be"....

my little pony
You're My Little Pony!! Sweet and innocent and
happy, you make people want to spew burrito
chunks. Even a Care Bear could kick your ass.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Goddam it!! I'm not too happy with this at all.
I hate My Little Pony.

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Monday, May 17, 2004

I don't want to be Gavin ...

Wait, I am Gavin!!!

Here's Gavin!
You are Gavin! If your head were made of veal,
which you know it is not, but if it were made
of veal, how much would it be worth? $20? No,
you don't think you'll sell. You are a bit
clueless as to what is really going on around
you, in fact, you seriously annoy everyone you
come in contact with. Although, this does not
seem to phase you in the least. As long as
you've got your glasses and your backpack and
your mom is away getting her makeover done,
you're happy, and are content to ask useless
questions and give useless answers until the
cows come...which they do, every Thursday,
right after they lunch with the President.

Which Kids in the Hall Character Are You?
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I don't want to be a Garbage Pail Kid

I want to be a Lumberjack.

garbage pail kids
You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny
as hell.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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I don't want to be Carrot Top

I want to be a Lumberjack.

Complete Idiot
You are a Complete Idiot. No matter what you do,
you just can't be anything but an idiot. Your
celebrity icon is Carrot Top.

What Kind Of Idiot Are You?
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I don't want to be a Griffin,

I want to be a Lumberjack.

A formidable creature half lion and half eagle, the griffin is said to be one thousand times stronger than any lion and five thousand times as farsighted as an eagle. Humans find themselves unable to lie while in a Griffin's presence. The griffin is also said to be fierce and untamed. It was a protector against evil and people often wore talismans of a griffin's claw to protect them from demons. Griffins were often used as transport for the gods. They were also reputed to swoop down from the mountains on occasion and pick up goats and small horses and bring them back to their nests for their young.

What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!

There are thick cobwebs on the door to my room....

But I will brush them all away, and come to stay for a spell.
Or at least for long enough to dirty every dish in the kitchen and start a fight between 3 or more housemates.
I figure, it's the least i can do...
or the most.
to say the least...

Sunday, May 16, 2004

I'm a few hours early, but who cares

To my favorite German import since Nena and her 99 Luftballons.

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Template Change

Belle, Marci, and Mad have yet to vote on the template change.

Friday, May 14, 2004

I Spy - Topic #8


Take a picture of something that is Layered - paper, colors, clothes, food, hair, etc.

As always, the only requirement is to have fun... including yourself in the pic is encouraged but not required.

Post your photo to the RWBS Buzznet photoblog by Monday, May 17, 2004.

to be or not to be.. Or do you have a better idea? (For the domain name that is)
Comment away!

*note: is NOT available*

and just for fun

Fine, you want the old template back?

Let's vote on it. Ten people, ten votes. Everyone votes or it doesn't count. A tie and we do it again.
Everyone now has full administrative privileges.

randomly amusing on a friday...

Just when I thought today was totally in the shitter, I get a link to Craigslist where a co-worker has penned the following personal ad:

"You will offend me by doing something which annoys me. I will throw pickles at your head. You will cry. I will laugh at you. We will embrace, dive onto the futon and make hot monkey love. I will promise never to throw pickles at you again. You will apologize for annoying me. I will burp. Loudly. You will wake up in my muscular arms. We will drink coffee and coo at each other. You will do something trivial which annoys me. I will throw extra-crispy French fries at your heaving bosom. You will cry. I will tell you that these French fries are trans-fat free. This will reassure you. We will dive onto the futon and make hot monkey love. I will eat the French fries."

(Thanks to D, for the pick-me-up that I so greatly needed)

It's unanimous

Everyone loves the new template.
What a load off of my mind. I thought for sure some of you wouldn't like it.
Oh, and if any of you have any suggestions ... keep them to yourself.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Could this be the new template

How do you feel about this one?

Should I

update to one of the spiffy new blogger templates, or any template for that matter.
Any suggestions, comments, threats?

Answer Me These Questions Three:

(aka. Thursday 3)

At this very moment, what is your:

1. Favorite song?

2. Favorite scent?

3. Favorite quote?

(Humble apologies as to the crappiness of these questions this week - Andrew at NineMileDetour was much too busy to do my homework today and so I had to do it myself. *grumble*)


I have always wanted to start my own cult so people could freely worship me, give me money, and to help me avoid paying taxes.... but as normal with all of my good ideas, someone beat me to it. Here are the commandments of the perfect cult, brought to you by the geniuses over at the beer church.

1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
This means that it is okay to like wine, or whiskey, or what have you, but you must love Beer above all others.

2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image."
Remember those hats that were vaguely popular back in the 70’s? The hats that were made of macramé and old beer cans? Don’t do that.

3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."
No beer bashing. Never say things like, "fuck beer" or "beer sucks." Also, try to refrain from dissin’ on beers that you yourself would not chose to drink. For instance, you may not like Hamms, but that does not mean it sucks. It simply means that you don’t like it. Someone else does. All beers have their place. Just because it’s place is not in your fridge, that doesn’t mean you should call it names. That creates bad beer karma. An example: Upon first tasting a premium American lager, a famous English humorist once said, "Put it back in the horse!" Not long after that, while adventuring in New Guinea, he found himself stripped naked, lathered in honey, tied to a pole and fed to vicious hordes of fire ants for the amusement of a native tribe. Fire ants go for the "soft" tissue first. Ouch.

4. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
There are two reasons why you should not work on Sunday: Hangovers and the NFL.

5. "Honour thy father and thy mother:"
I grew up around Seattle. That means my Dad had to choose between being a Rainier man, or a Oly man. My Dad was a Rainier man. I respect that. My Mom sometimes adds a couple pinches of salt to a glass of draught beer. She doesn’t really have a reason, she just likes it that way. That’s cool. And if your parents don’t drink beer, it's okay to pity them as long as you honor them by having a cold one in their name!

6. "Thou shalt not kill."
Do not waste beer. We all joke about "party fouls," but truthfully we should morn the loss of a perfectly good beer.

7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
In short, this means that you should never aspire to be President. That station in life will open you up to far too much scrutiny. No job in the world is tougher to do, and no job will expose you to such high levels of stress. It therefore follows that no job will make you want a beer more than being President. Also, since beer is easier to obtain when you are a person of such significant power, it is a bizarre twist of fate that being President so seriously hampers your ability to drink freely. Something as simple as drinking a beer in the Oval Office will likely cause a hyper-political media backlash and you will be forced to apologize to a nation of ungrateful people who likely would have done the exact same thing given the opportunity.

8. "Thou shalt not steal."
This one is pretty obvious. Don’t steal someone else’s beer. Always share the last bit in the pitcher evenly. When splitting a 6 pack with someone, don’t drink extra fast just so you can have 4 beers. Respect your fellow human being’s appreciation of beer.

9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."
This means that you should always invite, or at least advise, your neighbors when you have a party.

10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, nor anything that is thy neighbour's."
There is no reason to be jealous of, or to harbor ill will for your neighbor just because he has beer. You can have beer too. Every grocery store and every convenience store has got beer for sale to the public, and you are free to go there and get some beer of your own. However, if your neighbor has got a stainless steel Snap-On Beer Fridge and a urinal in his carpeted garage, nobody will blame you for being jealous.

It's a little know fact that one of our house members

dated both of the Menendez brothers while she was in High School.



And now for something completely different ... the larch ... the larch

Does anyone have some women's clothing that I can wear?

You're a LUMBERJACK! But that ok, this means that
you a versatile and easy going person. You can
truly fit into any social enviroment but are a
nature nut at heart. You not that concerned
about other's opinions, even if they don't like
your new pumps that you bought to go with your
Face it, you're a girly just like your dear ma-ma.

Which Monty Python Character Are You
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Also ...

You are the Dead Parrot Sketch. Very funny, a bit
dark and definitely a classic.

Which Monty Python's Flying Circus Sketch are You?
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These are both amazingly accurate.
BTW, my favorite cast memeber is JOHN CLEESE !!!

See, I told you!!!

  • My #1 result for the selector, Which Monty Python Cast Member Are You?, is John Cleese

    Followed by Grahm Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Carol Cleveland, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin.

    Ok, one more, but this is it.

    You're Patsy the Loyal, Trusty Servant: you're a very quiet person, uttering only one statement here and there, but it's only because you're too busy thinking of more important things - like what the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow truly is.

    Take the Which Monty Python & The Holy Grail character are you? Test @ The Monty Python & The Holy Grail Unofficial Fan Site

  • Tuesday, May 11, 2004

    My Xmas in June Wish List

    Dear Whoever Drew My Name,
    Here are some of the things I would like for Xmas in June.
    1. A paperback copy of Catch-22, used would be fine.
    2. Bettie Page stuff.
    3. A salad shooter.
    4. Gold ingots.
    5. A train set.
    6. Peace on Earth.
    7. An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

    What about youse guys?

    Another link to

    The Real World ... Blogger Style.
    Solo in the HOV Lane
    Jonnie, go work your charm on them.

    He's not dead ...

    he's resting.
    South Park tribute to Monty Python.

    Welcome to Burgeeville

    Monday, May 10, 2004

    Sometimes I get bored in Photoshop...

    And stuff like this happens.. Oh yeah, I run at 1600X1200 so if this is a little big, shutup.
    My Room
    (linked due to retarded file size)
    Also note that I have way more toys/crap now than I did then.. wow it looks sparse. I sweart to god I don't have OCD.. ADD is another matter entirely though... oooo.. shiny...

    Two more blogs that link to us.

    Rantings of a Bitch by Bethany
    Dear Goddamn Diary

    I told you this would catch on. I'm expecting a call about a proposed movie any day now.
    Who should play you, and didn't we do this before?
    Yeah, maybe, but we have a lot of new people in da ho'
    so why not do it again ...
    Who should play you in the proposed movie based on the hit blog
    The Real World ... Blogger Style.

    I'm so excited... and I just can't hide it!

    Birthday in may, xmas in june… can it get any better?! YES! America in july! (and august… and september…)

    So I bought plane tickets today and now I’m officially scared to death! Anybody got tips against the fear of flying? Well, apart from drugs?
    And no, don’t tell me that I should relax because there are more people killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. (dunno if that’s true, I doubt it but well, I just read it… and now I’m afraid of donkeys too).

    Well, since this is my first visit to the states ever, I did a little research on the internet and gathered some facts about america and its inhabitants. That’s what I found out:

    - About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

    - Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

    - There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

    - One of every 11 boxes of cereal sold in the U.S. is Cheerios.

    - 36% of Americans say that God has spoken to them.

    That’s all I need to know, huh? Or anything else?

    Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Box-Set of Goodness

    uh huh. happy mom's day to me, indeed. :)

    Does the Blogger commenting program work?

    Let's give it a try and see if it works.
    Hi, marci, zann, belle, dvl, mike, lisa, sandra, jonnie and mad!!!

    Screw it, Blogger comments suck

    Sunday, May 09, 2004

    This just in from Blogger ...

    Please bear with us this Sunday at 3PM PST for a couple hours of scheduled downtime while we work on launching all the additional features and a whole new look for Blogger.

    Saturday, May 08, 2004

    People actually link to us

    And I don't mean ex house members who have forgotten to take us off their lists, but people who really have no reason to they just do.
    I can think of two off hand.

    Are there any others out there?

    favorite time-wasting websites?

    i'm really bored at work right now. i was just digging through my brain, trying to remember all the websites i like to visit, and i thought it'd be a good idea to learn what everyone's favorite sites are. what a glorious bonding experience it could be~!

    so post your number 1 link (sans porn) in the comments... or links 1-20, cuz i get REALLY bored, especially on saturday mornings when i'm the pretty much the only blogger around. OMG KILL ME!!!!1!1!

    *ahem* well, go for it. it's pretty much a well-known fact, but my favorite site is X-Entertainment.

    our first rwbs field trip should obviously be...

    ...real life Pac-Man!

    Pac Manhattan

    and i thought it was just a movie fantasy.

    Friday, May 07, 2004

    I Spy - Topic #7

    R A N D O M:

    This week I challenge you to capture the essence of “random”. Yep... Lucky 7 makes it a Wild Card assignment... you shoot and post whatever the hell you like, and tell us a story about it in the buzznet blog.

    As always, the only requirement is to have fun... including yourself in the pic is encouraged but not required.

    Post your photo to the Buzznet photoblog by Monday, May 10, 2004.


    Your a constipated bitch
    You're a constipated bitch. That's the best kind of
    sucking there is. I recommend some ex-lax and a
    good ass kicking. Yep.

    How much do you suck?
    brought to you by Quizilla

    Triple F Friday! (favorite friday five)

    we'll start it off easy. name your five favorite cartoon characters.

    Marci just sent in a pic for her icon.

    I think it captures her essence perfectly.

    Oh yeah, you can change your icon as much as you like. The real world ... blogger style is all about change.

    Five for Friday

    a quick poll to see if anyone would be interested if i suggested ideas for a favorite friday list. we have the thursday 3, picture monday, and the occasional scavenger hunt. just thought i would try to bring something other than alcohol and lame humor to the table.

    Thursday, May 06, 2004

    Answer Me These Questions Three:

    (aka. Thursday 3)

    1. If you got an all-expense-paid week vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

    2. When was the last time you were in a fight? What caused it? Who won?

    3. Are you comfortable enough to urinate in front of another person?

    (As before, Andrew at NineMileDetour receives my profuse thanks for being the mastermind behind these questions -- and to him I pledge my undying gratitude & adoration, and promise to repay his thoughtfulness by refraining from being my phenomenally sarcastic self on the first Tuesday of each month from hereon after.... maybe.)

    Since marci has officially

    announced her return to the the Bea Arthur icon pic goes up until she sends another picture.

    THAT"S RIGHT....

    Are you damned?
    Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

    Ok I am back completely... schools over, internet is up, I realized why boys are bad... well except mad,..... where's the party?

    are you damned?

    Wednesday, May 05, 2004

    "Family Ties" Tina Yothers

    is 33 years old today.
    Share with us your favorite Tina Yothers moment.

    For me it would have to be the time she caught her father trying on Mallory's prom dress and singing Don't Cry For Me Argentina.

    Write a caption

    for this pic.

    Tuesday, May 04, 2004

    Marci pay attention.

    I found this when I did a Google image search for
    "old guys who like weird stuff"

    I've got a coupon

    for rent one get one free from the video store.
    Any suggestions on what I should rent?

    psst.... hi.

    (slacker says: 'this post is late because i couldn't get anyone to make it for me')

    a day late and a dollar short

    yes, i am that tired today. 3 day birthday benders will have that effect on a person.



    It's Not Really Tuesday Until The Monkeys Sing

    This picture should answer any nagging questions you might have had about me.

    Yes, I have equilibrium problems.
    Yes, I was always this cute.
    Yes, I am the bastard child of Pa Ingalls and Nellie Oleson from Little House on the Prairie.

    Come on, who's taking notes for the stoner chick who always stumbles in late??

    apparently, no one.

    And apparently, i still didn't get the assignment right.
    how was i supposed to know it was supposed to be a self portrait?

    that's me.

    Monday, May 03, 2004

    Post a pic monday

    ...although it's already tuesday here.

    Picture was shot sept 2003.

    Damn, it's already late again over here... good night everybody and please no more screaming or running around in the house. I'm trying to get some sleep!

    PPMon Requirements Met

    What? Why is everyone staring at me?