The Real World ... Blogger Style: 05/01/2008 - 06/01/2008

Friday, May 30, 2008

A bundle of joy?

I had a dream last night that Jonnie Made a You Tube video announcing that someone was pregnant, but the video kept breaking up so I never found out who it was, but Jonnie did seem pretty excited about it.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Peckerheads Can Go To Peckerwood...

(this photo from Fort Wayne Observed...I just "borrowed it...I'm trying to be a "better blogger" that possible??)
This is a new tat shop in Fort Wayne, down on Broadway, which is not the same as New York City. Now I know why we're the "Dumbest City In America."
(click on photo to enlarge to enjoy the giggles...)


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Ja! Ja!

Two minutes of random video footage shot in the Rhineland.
Look for the famous "Little Spitter" fountain in Koblenz about halfway through.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

New Feature To RW...BS...

Ok so this place is a little "arid," if you will...
And being the guy who usually pisses on the campfire, I'm going to add something new here.

"Juan Bodley's 30 Second Porn Story"

belle walks into a liquor store to buy a bottle of Stoli for her teenage party guests.
20 seconds after she enters a cop walks in on an ID check.
Officer H. Jorgan, code name Hugh, checks belle's ID, finds it to be expired, tells her no liquor unless she "submits to few tests at the lockup." belle, fearing arrest, agrees.
Officer J. stops at the Evil Empire for an inflatable pool and Wesson oil.
The fingerprint officer goes blind when she sees what is going on in the psycho cell.

Roll the credits.


Monday, May 12, 2008

Breaking In The New Dollar Store

Last week Fort Wayne opened a new Dollar Tree...
Juan Bodley found the best damn deal in town since the crack whores starting camping on my doorstep for free:
One dollar Faygo 3 liter bottles!!
For RLB, I natch fondled the Redpop.
Evan Bodley insisted that we get grape instead. (That was on Tuesday; as of today (the next Monday) it's drained.) The Bodley family loves the Faygo.