More 30 Second Porn...

now we reach out to the rest of the world with "Porn for Dummies"...

AmyJo walks out of the convent to go get Taco Bell for the Reverend Mother, but at the front gate she's acosted by a pervert wearing a trenchcoat. "AJ" (her porn name) proceeds to kick the guy in the nuts, but this perv is only turned on more. Thinking it's just Boz in disguise, she steps on his head. Not his noggin...

2 hours later we see AJ in the Rev. Mamma Fo Jamma's office at the "Sisters of the Blessed Hard-On" nunnery getting 20 lashes by the perv in the overcoat...see, AJ wasn't turning over her "offerings" like a good little nun, so Rev. Mamma is putting the hurt on AJ. But AJ actually has an out...she lights a special candle and in runs the Anal Security Squad!!! Rescue is swift and AJ is off to "preach to the masses" once again!!!


Damn it's great to tie in Feel Good Night to this...

New Feature To RW...BS...

Ok so this place is a little "arid," if you will...
And being the guy who usually pisses on the campfire, I'm going to add something new here.

"Juan Bodley's 30 Second Porn Story"

belle walks into a liquor store to buy a bottle of Stoli for her teenage party guests.
20 seconds after she enters a cop walks in on an ID check.
Officer H. Jorgan, code name Hugh, checks belle's ID, finds it to be expired, tells her no liquor unless she "submits to few tests at the lockup." belle, fearing arrest, agrees.
Officer J. stops at the Evil Empire for an inflatable pool and Wesson oil.
The fingerprint officer goes blind when she sees what is going on in the psycho cell.

Roll the credits.