More 30 Second Porn...

now we reach out to the rest of the world with "Porn for Dummies"...

AmyJo walks out of the convent to go get Taco Bell for the Reverend Mother, but at the front gate she's acosted by a pervert wearing a trenchcoat. "AJ" (her porn name) proceeds to kick the guy in the nuts, but this perv is only turned on more. Thinking it's just Boz in disguise, she steps on his head. Not his noggin...

2 hours later we see AJ in the Rev. Mamma Fo Jamma's office at the "Sisters of the Blessed Hard-On" nunnery getting 20 lashes by the perv in the overcoat...see, AJ wasn't turning over her "offerings" like a good little nun, so Rev. Mamma is putting the hurt on AJ. But AJ actually has an out...she lights a special candle and in runs the Anal Security Squad!!! Rescue is swift and AJ is off to "preach to the masses" once again!!!


Damn it's great to tie in Feel Good Night to this...