The Real World ... Blogger Style

Ranch = American

Ranch is not considered a real flavor in Germany, so Doritos' Cool Ranch chips are sold as Doritos' Cool American chips:

Cool American.

Labels: chips, Cool American, Doritos, Germany, ranch

Who Needs An Update??

Well, since RLB did it, I will too.

There's nothing new in Juan Bodley's/JohnnyC.'s world.
Still no job, except as the well driller's tool bitch.
Still no women.
My neighborhood is full of little shithead gangbangers and wannabes. Punk fuckers.

About the only things going right for me are:
#1 my car runs
#2 I can still type.

Juan Bodley on the flip side...

A cranberry mojito please.

I'm getting in touch with my feminine side again. For the past six months or so I have been suffering from night sweats. So, today I did a Google and found out a little bit about them, and ...
Night sweats mostly effect women who are going through menopause.
So ...
So nothing ...
But at least I'll be able to cut back on femhyg products.
And yeah, my night sweats are caused by one of the medications I am on.

New Members

Do you think we should try to recruit some new members?
Belle has a lot of friends on buzznet that I bet she'd be glad to invite.

10 things

1. I have heartburn.
2. I finally beat dvl at Word Twist on Facebook.
3. I pay the kid next door twenty bucks to mow the lawn.
4. I went grocery shopping today and among other things I bought a frozen pizza and six bottles of Faygo Diet Cola.
5. The Magnificent Seven in playing on AMC.
6. I took a shower at six this morning.
7. I just barely beat the noon time rush at the BK.
8. I had my first Whopper in more than a month.
9. Both of my big toes are banged up.
10. The living room is my new bedroom.

best optical illusion.... ever

honestly... concentrate for long enough and you'll eventually see a giraffe

♥

I took an ativan tonight just because I can,

Sounds like the pharmacist is on ativan too.

Where is my mind?

Ok, things have really been hectic around here the last few months, but I really don't want to go into that here, but if you are interested you can check out my buzznet account to see what is what.
Soooooooooo, yesterday I tried connecting the digital cable box to a different tv set and a different cable outlet and all I got was the message that channel is currently not available but will be shortly, or something like that, anyway, it didn't become available shortly so I called the cable company and talked with the automated help bot for about a half hour, and after running through all her tips with nothing happening she out me through to a real live person, who after a half hour couldn't remedy it is either. So she set up an appointment for a cable guy to come out, so fine, and dandy.
I had other stuff I had to do so I forgot about it for awhile, and later on that night I figured I'd just hook the tv up to the basic cable so I'd have something to watch later that night ...
It was then that I discovered ...
That I had connected the cable box to the tv set, but ...
I hadn't connected the cable to the cable box!!!
I felt like such a newbie.

Here's a picture of my toe that I smashed this afternoon while moving furniture.

This is what can happen when you move furniture when you are half asleep and barefoot. - Photo Hoste...

THE REAL WORLD ... BLOGGER STYLE MUST NEVER DIE!!!

My Semi-Annual Update

I'm still gainfully employed and happily married with three cats.

What's been going on with RLB?

Well, a week ago, Sandra and I revisited Laguna Beach, where we were married almost two years ago.

Laguna Beach is particularly fun in the summer because the free shuttle is running: