The Real World ... Blogger Style: 06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Rebel Leady Boy

My musical tribute to Rebel Leady Boy.
Now in mp3 format

Candle In the Earthquake

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I am shocked!!!

Shocked, I tell you!!!
And a bit turned on.

camoflaged deer

Originally uploaded by AEP.
There's a deer hidden in this photo. Just because it is hard to see doesn't mean I'm a crappy photographer, it means the deer is great at camoflage!

But the true masters of deception are TICKS.

I HATE ticks. They LOVE me. I found one oh so casually feeding off my ass this morning when I stepped outside the tent to mark my territory. The tick was marking hers (I assume it was female--aren't all bloodsuckers female?)

I pulled it off and am now seriously considering NOT QUITTING SMOKING because nothing gets a tick quicker than the burning cherry of a good strong butt. The little bitches crisp like bacon.

I hate ticks. I pull them off the dog. They are double deckers here, too--a huge fat tick so swollen it's mealy-pale and underneath it, a tinier tick cleaning up the dregs.

Like wheels within wheels, ticks within ticks. And you can NEVER feel them on you--you have to eyeball them, of SEEK THEM OUT WITH YOUR FINGERS because they can be there, and feed, and feed, and feed and you will never know until you're anemic and dying of lime disease.

How many ticks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
How many ticks are on the deer in this picture?
How many ticks are in my hair right now?

Oh god, oh god, I have to go, they're ALL OVER ME!!!!!
They're ALL OVER ME!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Candle In the Tsunami

+ a few bars of "Drop It Like It's Hot" for punctuation.

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how to keep cigarettes dry

how to keep cigarettes dry
Originally uploaded by AEP.
Stick em in next to your boob!
But don't try it with the lighter--you will lose it in the river.

So I could have left them at home after all.
I'm quitting on my birthday...

the gorge/sewage day

the gorge
Originally uploaded by AEP.
I went swimming here yesterday. It's just down the road. A river running through the state park. They charge 8 bucks, but it was worth it!
Freezing cold water, and don't jump on that log in the picture, because it is not stable and you will bruise your foot trying to be hard core.

I have been so busy, that was my first real chance to do any Big Sur summer fun.

then I went to work and they were pumping sewage outside for several hours.
Have you ever smelled raw sewage?
It smells like shit!!!
I was gagging, my eyes were watering, I was coughing, and yet the people's will to shop was so powerful that they stayed and BROWSED UNFAZED in a store that smelled like rotten septic spew!!!

America is OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!

These Wooden Fish Have Got To Go

I was priding myself on selling a ton of books & CDs on Amazon to keep my load light, but I have no use whatsoever for these wooden fish. Does anybody want them? I have 3 and they each have their own mounting stand, so you can stand them on a desk or shelf. Very good for decorating. Very affordable!

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I hate everything

Monday, June 27, 2005


By Boz Kweskin and the Boz Band

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Legion of Super Bloggers

Boz the Truth Giver
All seeing.
All knowing.
Powerful yet wise.
Wise yet powerful.
Everything you could ever want in a powerful, yet wise Super Blogger, and more!!!

Legion of Super Bloggers

Colossal Burger
Able to turn virtually anything into pastrami, but only at night and after dinner.

Courtesy of The Hero Machine

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The Legion of Super Heroes

If you could have one super power what would it be, and what would your super hero name be.
Or ...
Pick out a super power and super hero name for another member of the blog
Or ...
Check out the Legion of Super Heroes ... because I said so.

I got the idea for this post from Rebel Leady Boy.

Take the MIT Blogger Survey

Take the MIT Weblog Survey

They choose 5 random links from your blog and ask to you describe them.

Mine were:
1. Cacoa
2. Nancy
3. Sandralein
4&5. Archived Nacho pages

What were yours?

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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Ain't Nobody's Business But My Own

Boz Mahal

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Friday, June 24, 2005


By Boz Robeson

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Urgent Message!!!

You can now upload pics right to blogger for posting to your blog.
Click, click, click.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

The Cone Graveyard

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

sleeping on sheepskin

sleeping on sheepskin
Originally uploaded by AEP.
Last night was summer solstice! I couldn't sleep at all!
Full moon fever. Aoooo...

So this is a fake!

But the sheepskin is real.

(brought to you by lambskin condoms)


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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

No Cones Like Sno Cones

Jonnie's rendition of the Boz classic.
Performed for the benefit of the nation's millions of traffic cones.

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OK, OK...

... because I'd hate to see boz cry.

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no day is so bad...

...that it can't be fixed with a nap.



Monday, June 20, 2005

Jonnie at Rest

Jonnie pretending to be asleep.

Jonnie actually sleeping.

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Post your "pretending you are asleep" pics


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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Saturday Night Quiz

What is this???

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Click on the pic for the answer.

Barry & Chuck

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Jonnie's "Lewis & Clark Song"
Fragments of Blatz Songs (featuring "What Did They Put in Your Drink, Chuck"?)
Jonnie's "Barry & Chuck Song"

This audioblog is not my proudest moment.
I wouldn't bother with downloading it, I was just testing Audio Blogger.

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Jukebox Saturday Night

Almost Grown by Chuck Berry

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Before and After

hey Venus
Originally uploaded by AEP.
Someone once compared me to this statue.
Actually, it's a little bar of soap.
So I took off all my clothes and compared myself to it. Same pose, everything. I don't see the similarity.

Once upon a time, so the feminists say, all women were worshipped if they looked like this. I searched my ancestral memory, and can only conclude that if this is true, most of the human race is now like an "after" picture.

Shouldn't we have a party?

This little venus is slowly going down in suds.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Dios Mio!

It's time to rocK!
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Real World...Blogger Style!...Real World Style!!

Since I can not access the RWBS blog from work, I brought my RW...BS! commemorative photo to work with me today.

And afterwards, I took it to the World of Warriors vintage gun shop:

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I would take it to my internship/volunteer place on Tuesday, but they would probably find something objectionable about it.

Tomorrow should be "Take Your RWBS Card to Work Day".

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saddest uncle sam in the world

saddest uncle sam in the world
Originally uploaded by AEP.
For Boz.
A few minutes after I took this photo, it started singing "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" in the saddest voice I ever heard.

I bet you know all the words.

styrofoam athena

styrofoam athena
Originally uploaded by AEP.
For DVL.
Because styrofoam athena can kick ass and will never, ever, ever biodegrade--unlike those lameass marble statues in the parthenon.

cellophane wrapped Momotaro

cellophane wrapped Momotaro
Originally uploaded by AEP.
This one is for Belle.
Belle, do not try this at home!
No wrapping cute little boys in plastic bags!
That would be bad! Bad! Bad!!!

This is the peach boy. He was born from a peach.
So be careful when you eat peaches. You might be ingesting a tiny japanese child.

Giant Toltec Head

Giant Toltec Head
Originally uploaded by AEP.
This one is for Rosa.
He's kind of sexy, he has no body, and a look of great suffering.
But you know, a giant head can do things a normal sized head can't.
And he's got soul.

Joe's Cable Car! Best burgers in SF!

Joe's Cable Car! Best burgers in SF!
Originally uploaded by AEP.
This one is for Jonnie.
Joe grinds his own fresh chuck daily!
Joe is hard core!
Joe will put you in the chuck unless you watch yourself.
See the people looking on in hunger and horror?
This place is in the Outer Mission, shaped like a cable car, and has GIGANTIC FREAKING BURGERS that Joe ground himself that day.
Just ignore the bone chips and the occasional pinky ring. Joe wouldn't like it if you pointed them out to him.

No neck catwoman with great turnout

No neck catwoman with great turnout
Originally uploaded by AEP.
This one's for Sandra!

I was storing my stuff in a hangar on Pier 27 and we found a whole bunch of parade floats-in-process!

So we climbed around and did photo shoots and generally trespassed! It was better than being in a parade, because we had all the floats to ourselves.
Sometimes SF is cool. When you don't live there.

Birthday loot from Rebel Leady Boy

A button

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A Moses bowl

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A telescoping mirror to look up skirts

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All wrapped in very manly camo paper

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Mucho Gracias RLB!!!

Monday, June 13, 2005

Sandra and Boz and the Jackson Trial Verdict

Read the zonkboard transcripts as Sandra and I await the verdict in the Jackson case.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

This could end up being one of the top five birthdays of all time

And this is the stuff I got from Amy.

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I got more mail!!!

All the way from Orztraliaiaiaia

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Is it from Kylie or Danni?

Friday, June 10, 2005

Hey Little Girl

The Boz Five

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I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night

The Electric Bozzies

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Dirty Water (Tawas, You're My Home)

By the Bozdells

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