Banished to the Garage

Some of RLB's personal items which have been (appropriately) reassigned to the garage after marriage:

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1. "7 Chinese Gods in a Boat" statue from Hawaii (upper left)
2. Authentic Welvet Dog tapestry/beach towel (backdrop)
3. Hulk Hands
4. Shriner Collection
5. R1chard Nix0n Showerhead (not pictured)

I just wanted to commemorate these items.

And I'd like to post a few details about some of my Shriner artifacts.

First of all, the shoes are like nothing you can find at Payless:


Secondly, the fez carrying case contains internal supports, so the hat does not dent or crease:


Third: The fezes themselves are all of notably high quality. The tops are even ventilated, so you can wear them around in summer:

Sneak Preview

After I've teabagged everyone in the tri-state area, this is the promotional glossy I'll probably be signing -

Jonnie Hardcore Detweiler.

Gamma Gamma Hey!

Look what I found on the top shelf of my closet -

Hulk Hands, 2006!


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I should've cut a hole in one of them for a St. Patricks Day beer-holder/beer-cozy thing.

Jonnie at Rest

Jonnie pretending to be asleep.


Jonnie actually sleeping.

Hulk Hands Holiday

Ahhh....summertime.....

Here's Mine

Note the ergonomic toilet plunger handle.

Complete with 2 sinks and a coffeemaker -
(I also snuck in my devil horns pic too - 2 for 1).

...??????

Why do my hulk hands have bite marks in them?

Wandering In

Hi, I'm Jonnie

I'm from Indiana, Alaska, Vegas, & California - like a bum!

I want my own room, you're all gonna have to pair-up & make some space - I'm bringing all of my crap with me. Or if there's a storage shed out back, that'll work just fine.

So Nada ran off with Crazy Larry, yes?
I'm going to browse around & see if she left any discarded panties lying around.

Don't drink my laundry soap. Even though it smells like grape, it's still soap.
Does anyone have a Mr. Yuck sticker?


PS -
I have Hulk Hands.