Sandra Soaker

My annual 4th of Juy in the pool was even more notable than usual this year with the availability of Super Soaker high pressure waterguns that were left laying around by the houseowner's children.

So Sandra spent about 2 hours learning all about the American pleasure of recreational gunplay.

In Case October is Cold...

Jonnie's first annual Halloween Swim:
(or: "How much use can I get out of a 99 cent Frankenstein mask?")

Raaarrrr - I'm Franken-Jaws!

Don't be scared, children, it's just RebelLeadyBoy -

Hulk Hands Holiday

Ahhh....summertime.....

Jonnie & Sandra's Summer Home

Sandra and I started a joint blog to eliminate double posting on our individual blogs.
It's at http://jonniesandra.blogspot.com.


Sandra & Jonnie's Morning Swim -
We Didn't Look Nearly As Retarded In Real Life.

Drop on by!

Jumping Jackoff

What a perfect 4th of July!
After webcamming with Sandra most of the morning, I spent the rest of the holiday in the backyard pool -


Is there such a thing as a "Jumping Jackoff"? I know there's an excercise called the "Jumping Jack" and I'm thinking for some reason that if you do a jumping jack off the diving board, it's called a "jumping jackoff". I used to do them when I was 10 years old or so.
But that just as well may have been something I made up as a kid.

At any rate, jumping jackoffs hurt a lot more than I remember (in the private area) and I don't recommend them for guys over the age of 10.

Confession

When nobody else is home, I've been going to the backyard and pretending I'm the pool boy.


See that leaf in the net?
Hey, I'm no slacker.

Although the net is kind of heavy, it's pretty fun.
A goal to strive for. The impossible dream.