The Real World ... Blogger Style: 04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005

Saturday, April 30, 2005

Saturday night playlist

Sitting here marking and waiting for the iron chef to start

1. The Kinks - Louie Louie
2. Supergrass - Alright
3. Macy Gray - Sexual Revolution
4. Jill Sobule - Supermodel
5. Elastica - ready to go
6. Greenday - i wanna be sedated
7. Chaka Khan - aint nobody
8. Reel Big Fish - somebody hates me
9. Counting crows - Mr Jones
10. Mrs Robinson - Weezer

Oh yeah.. im so pumped for a food challenge!

Friday, April 29, 2005

aaaudiiooooo blooogggggg

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Jonnie's Astral Quadruplets


Jeff Foxworthy, Foxy Brown, Jane Curtin, & Jonnie 7-11.

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The scientologists, the entertainers and me

My asteroid twins




L ROn Hubbard
Dana Delaney
William H Macy
Neil Seadaka
Rosa Posa

Not to be outdone by Sandra

My Astral Quads

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Scott Thompson from the Kids in the Hall, Bozzie
Jim Nabors, and George the I

Astral quadruplets




Ayatollah Khomeini, Cosma Shiva Hagen (daughter of Nina Hagen), Bob Saget and me.

We all have our birthday on may 17... which is soon, but don't worry, there's still a little time for you to record a couple of songs for RW... Audio Style II and ship the CD as a gift to Germany.

AmyJo and her Astral Twin

AmyJo

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And her Astral Twin famed courtesan, princess, and later nun, Liane De Pougy

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SHAZZAM

AmyJo made a comment earlier today over on The Grand Ennui about astral twins.
A very loose interpretation of an astral twin would be two people who share the same birthday, but not necessarily the same year.
Some of my celebrity astral twins are for June 12th
Jim Nabors
Anne Frank
The First President George Bush
Ally Sheedy
and The Kids in the Hall's Scott Thompson
Who are some of your Celebrity Astral Twins?

Silent Era Seductions

If you could go back in time and seduce any five people from the 1920s, who would you pick?

My picks:

1) Henry Miller
2) Babe Ruth
3) Groucho Marx
4) Harpo Marx
5) Marc Chagall

I'm not dead

Goddammit, I'm not!!!

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The good and the bad

The bad.

I am in need of a virtual hug, something has got me really pissed off.. i get really frazzled over issues concerned with finances and money and something has REALLY pissed me off, i am suffering from rage here.. i never get really angry.
To find out why you will have to visit my blog and read the story about the internet shortage of 2005. I cant recount it here because just thinking about it makes my stomach churn and this is my happy place. I'll just say that i do not feel like i have recieved very good customer service. GRRRRR! (seriously.. im really angry and the fact that this stupid thing gets me angry and frustrated makes me even angrier!!!!!!! <--- see!) ............ Please leave nice comments.. tell me hair smells nice.... or that im just wonderful.. i need it.

The good.
I had a post planned about my nice year 8 class... but im so angry im not feeling so chirpy about it anymore.. *sigh* ill try anyway. I have a nice year 8 geography class and i have been teaching them all about globalisation and TNCs such as Nike and McDonalds ,sweatshops, NGOs, trade and Aid ... interesting and real world stuff.. the sort of geography that i like. And i set a task for them to do that involved them doing a little research and writing a letter to the editor of a newspaper discussing issues concerned with TNCs such as sweatshops, poor working conditions, environmentally unsustainable practices, unethical behaviour, cruelty to animals and so on... and they are all sooooo cute. Most of them have written about KFC, Disney and Adidas.

...... Dear Ed, i am a big kangaroo lover and it is said that Adidas is the largest predator of kangaroos.... Brands like adidas and nike are depending on animal cruelty to make big bucks.. what are they thinking??....

.... the amount of trees that are needed to be destroyed for KFC packaging but they are not taking any action to even try and plant any new trees, and without trees we are putting our own lives at risk.....

.... Most KFC customers will expect animals to be humanely treated, even if it adds a few cents per meal....

.. i think KFC is acting immorally in the areas of animal cruelty and working conditions...



I am the best teacher in the world.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

In keeping with today's theme of Celebrating Cool Germans

Two of my Favorite Cool Germans.

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Every Man for Himself and God Against All

Klaus Kinski makes me think of Werner Herzog, possibly the greatest director of all time, who made possibly the most moving film of all time, pessimistic and gorgeous.

Ok, so I have a thing about idiot savants, feral children, and agorophobes.
So I have a thing for the Holy Fool, for the Innocent, for the unstained trying to make its way in a wicked world. It's an obsession of mine. If you like feral children, this movie is for you. It beats Rain Man's ass all over town.

It is not uplifting. It is not feel-good.
But
This film is fucking great.
See it. Or Klaus Kinski and Klaus Von Bulow will come for you in the night.
And no one wants that. (except me)

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Today is ...

Celebrate Cool Germans Day

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Inspired by the fact that AmyJo has got a bone on for Klaus Kinski, and the new pope, and Sandra.

The Black Bettie Bandwagon

You know, I'm not a joiner, but I have to say quite candidly, that I am ready to join the Black Bettie Cult.

Their promotional materials simply can't be beat.

I received the following propaganda from their illustrious leader yesterday:

A Marlene Dietrich cd (IN DEUTSCH!!!)
A Marlene Dietrich postcard
A postcard of a housewife touting the fact that women are never unemployed, and
last, but not least

wait for it....
a b/w photo of
KLAUS KINSKI SUCKING HIS THUMB NEXT TO A GIANT TIT!!!!!


When I saw that I knew I had found my spiritual leader.

So all hail Black Bettie!!!!
Thanks, Sandra!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Boz the Knife

Hoo, hoo, hoo

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Jonnie Love Boat

(or Shipwreck).

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I dare anybody to keep their panties on after listening to this.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

remember this one?

Step One, Tequila

So you want to hunt the wily "ChupaCabra", the goat sucker, the terror of the southern continent, the monster that comes in the night and drains your goats, frightens your children and blinds your dogs?

All right. But the path is fraught with danger.

You will need the following supplies:

Tequila
mescal
Tequila
mescal
Tequila
(salt, lime optional)

Drink until you see something that looks like this:

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But beware...if you can see it, it can see you, and when you're drunk you look an awful lot like a goat, especially if you have a beard, or an erection, or an udder. It might suck you! And... you might like it...
Natives claim the chupacabra also causes hangovers, diarrhea, and cotton mouth...

Virtual Witchboard!

Possessed possessions on ebay!

Paranormal Tuesday at the RW ... BS

Share with us your encounters with the Other World.
Ghosts, Erlkönigs, Golems, Bunyips
All things that went bump in the night!

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The Bunyip

Schniii schna schnappi....

Somebody kill me....

I still cant stop singing this... its just too damned cute.. my whole family has been infected too...


*clicky* Schnappi *clicky*

face the facts

In my opinion...


It would be really nice to be REALLY good at something or at least to be really gobsmackingly beautiful. Instead of being average or just normal. Isnt it funny that for so long(especially in our adolescent years) we crave normality.
I dont want to be normal or... maybe its just mediocrity i fear. Maybe normal isnt the problem.

Have you ever looked at another person ( and im sorry if this feels a little more geared towards the lady housemates.. but i was afterall born with a vagina *checks*.. yep) and wondered what it would be like to be that breathtaking perfect, small.. delicate and perfectly formed. What would it be like to be SO beautiful that everyone stares and pays attention to you... wherever you go? I had a moment like that a few weeks back at the local shopping centre, accompanied by the troll. I noticed the stares and lingering looks of many people passing by. I pointed this out to the troll and he admitted ashamedly that i looked really nice that day. Later on i realised that i had tissue stuck to my face.. but i digress...

Oh what the hell... does it get any better than this?

Monday, April 25, 2005

AmyJap

Thank you for the Japanese ephemera, AmyJo!

Roll Call:


Boss Coffee, Featuring Boz, by Suntory!


My Personal Favorite, American Coffee, by DyDo!


And the Famous "Life Partner" Brand Fruity Drink, also by Suntory!

(All products modelled by the Japanese vending machine robot)

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Who is your favorite Captain?

Captain Ahab?
Captain Kirk?
The Skipper?
Captain Steubing?
Captain Crunch?

back to school

Sigh

double sigh

le sigh.. even!


My two week break is over, tomorow i go back to the coal mines.

Why it was only yesterday.......

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Look into my eyes.

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Week in review

Ok, so maybe we haven't jumped the shark after all, and if we have, so what.
Let's take a look at what has happened the past week.

AmyJo got her new computer, an Apple GBook or something, but it has no word processing program, so she was ready to toss it at a homeless man, but then she started to like it, and she named it Pippi, so I guess it now part of her life.

Continuing with computers and stuff. Rosa is back online. She now has wireless broadband to go with her laptop and she can get online just about anywhere now, which would come in handy if she ever got out of bed.

Jonnie, or should I say J-Dawg has joined a gay black hip hop group that he saw on Soul Train yesterday. He's the bad boy of the group, which I think means that he doesn't wash his cum rag very often.

Sandra was ready to call Interpol, the FBI, the CIA, and the Del Taco hotline the other day because she couldn't get in touch with Jonnie. It turns out that Jonnie just blew out the phone jack when he tried to use it as a masturbation aide.

Belle is an aunt again. This is her first niece, and the proud parents named the newborn Wardrobe Malfunction, which caused some friction because that is the nickname belle uses when she visits the Two Corey's message board.

I guess that is all the REALLY BIG news from last week, or all that I can think of at the moment.

oh my freaking god!

i think i may be back online! oh yes indeedy.

did someone say wireless internet? i think they did. The installation of all this crap was giving me panick attacks but i am now sitting at my kitchen table absolutely wireless..... information buzzing all around me...


HEAVEN

I do believe we should have a welcome back party for me :)

Saturday, April 23, 2005

J-Dawg

Pictured here with entertainment sensations, 4MULA1:


Shortly before pouring vodka on a hotel rug and lighting it on fire.
J-Dawg claims to have been emulating former New Kid On the Block, Donnie Wahlberg.

Fellow 4MULA1 entertainers E-Maze, Chaos, AJ, and G1000 could not be reached for comment.

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Friday, April 22, 2005

dvl in disguise... ha!


thanks to sx70 for the linkage to make your own south park character

Why not?

What kind of person

Hates Talking Animals?

http://www.hammyhamster.com/cast.shtml

Hammy Hamster, a classic Canadian tv show featuring live action rodents that talk! It is the coolest!

Not to mention:
http://disneyvideos.disney.go.com/moviefinder/products/1307903.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116552/

and last but not least:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112431/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120595/

I pity the fool who does not listen to the animals!

Boz the SLA years

Back when Patty and I were in the SLA.

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Today is Nancy Appreciaton Day

I received an email from Nancy this morning. She has been really busy with her new job and hasn't had the time or opportunity to do much blogging.
She asked me if I thought she should move out and I told her that there was NO way that she was moving out. I said she had just become a Member Emeritus of the RW ... BS, which means whenever she has the time or feels the need she can just drop on by and leave a comment, or whatever.
She asked me to say hi to everyone and to tell you that she misses us.
So ...
Happy Nancy Appreciation Day ... Nancy.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Today is ...

Fuck Bob Dylan Thursday.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

A Haiku Riddle for Jonnie Wednesday

Vampire fork-teeth
and an Eskimo side-kick?
!ochtaN repuS s'tI...

(use secret decoder ring for answer to riddle)

For only pennies a day

In keeping with today's theme of Jonnie Wednesday, I think we should all pitch in and treat Jonnie to the free lunch he missed out on at the Nixon Library and Impeachment Center.
I'll start.

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Send all donations to me, and I will make sure that he gets each and everyone one of them.

Jonnie Wednesday part 2

Tell me about Jonnie.
Oh, you don’t want to get me started on this, believe me. So I’ll keep it short: he’s the most wonderful person I've ever met - honest, faithful, funny, loving, down to earth, smart, caring, creative, good looking and freakin hardcore. And he has no idea what a great guy he really is.

Also, I am pretty sure he can unhinge his jaw like a snake, he can eat burgers like the following with a bite or two.



Tell me how you feel about him.
I love him to death.

Is he as he appears to be?
Yes. He’s pretty much the same person online as he is in “real life”. A little more shy perhaps, and even funnier. Yes, he really loves his scrapbook stuff that much and yes, he really is responsible for approximately 80% of Del Taco’s turnover.

Is there something deep and mysterious about him?
No. Well, he IS a deep person with a multi-faceted persona and my life is probably not long enough to hear all the stories of his amazing life, but there’s nothing mysterious about him. And this is GOOD.

Has he ever done the sombrero for Sandra?
No. Well, let me think… no, no. Not the sombrero, no.

He's not as cool as me though, right?
Hmmm… he’s damn cool with that eyepatch AmyJo sent him, isn’t he?

It's Jonnie Wednesday

Tell me about Jonnie.
Tell me how you feel about him.
Is he as he appears to be?
Is there something deep and mysterious about him?
Has he ever done the sombrero for Sandra?
He's not as cool as me though, right?

I think he has this boyish enthusiasm about life, and about things, and it is infectious. Try spending any time around Jonnie and not get caught up in his fascination with Nixon, Hulk hands, Del Taco, or ejaculation.
I dare you, go ahead and try.

Blargh!!!

Has the chain letter jumped the shark somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean?

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Five instances where the RW ... BS has jumped the shark

1. A very special Dvl.
2. Belle reaches puberty.
3. The Summer House, a Sandra and Jonnie spin-off
4. Boz Sings!!!
5. AmyJo invites Ted McGinley to join the house.
6. Cori gets a makeover

Please, add your own, if you can be bothered.

Ecce Sumo

Behold!

I love sumo.
In fact, if I could, I would go around in nothing but a mawashi, throwing salt and slapping my own belly.
Or maybe not. But I would definitely want to spend time with someone who did.
Someone who maybe looked a little bit like this:

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How can anyone resist someone who will pull his shorts up to his own ears, just to give a girl with major PMS a laff, a thrill?
He may not be a yokozuna, but when it comes to making a spectacle of himself,
he's got the sumo boys beat.
GAMBATE BOZU!!!!

Monday, April 18, 2005

Just a typical day shopping

Udder Cream and store brand Depends.

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Mother Boz is now set for her trip to Chicago with belle.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

(((Knock Knock Knock)))

Who is it?
Ummm .... Candy Gram.

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Friday, April 15, 2005

Package from Germany!!!

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The Loot



Sandra, this is fantastic!!!!