Ten things I know about our anonymous commenter

1. He sleeps in the basement.
2. He wears his underpants in the shower.
3. He has an imaginary girlfriend in Guatemala named Juanita.
4. He was breast fed until a week before he started kindergarten.
5. He gets upset when someone refers to a graphic novel as a comic book.
6. He gets a chubby whenever he watches The View.
7. He is often mistaken for a woman.
8. He dreams about his dog's butt.
9. He wants to change his name to Buddy.
10. He likes to pretend that belle and I are his adoptive parents.

Our anonymous commenter

I guess you have all seen the anonymous comments on the zonkboard. Well, today I received an email from the guy who has been making the comments. It seems that he read where Jonnie suggested that we invite him to join the blog, being that he spends more time here than anyone else. Anyway, he said that he would LOVE to join the blog, but at this time, for reasons he can't divulge for now, he is unable to join, but ...
He did say that he would like to email me occasionally and have me post for him.
I was a little leery because frankly the guy has been a bit of a jerk, but to show me that he was sincere he sent me this picture oh himself just "hanging" around his groovy bachelor pad, his words, not mine.
So what do you think, should I do it?

Is it ok to post this?

Fill in the _____

And please ... be creative

1. Why don't we do it in the ____.
2. Why do fools fall in ____.
3. Who mistook this steak for chicken, whom I gonna stick my ____ in.
4. Almost cut my _____.
5. You can leave your ____ on.
6. I hope I die before I get ____.
7. Hey, you get off of my ____.
8. Where have all the ____ gone.
9. Save the last ____ for me.
10. When the rooster crows at the break of dawn, look out your window and I'll be ____.

Which one is me and which one ... isn't?

In honor of St. Patrick's Day

Your Irish Name Is...

Peregrine O'Neill

What's your Irish Name?

I am truly ashamed of our cheese.

I received a postcard from Jonnie and Sandra today, a full ten days after they returned from their trip to Germany.
The chick on the stamp is kind of hot!!!





In other news on the Jonnie and Sandra front ...
I gave the Pop Rocks that they sent me to my niece when she was up here last week, and she gave them to her niece for her birthday, ok, she gave her more than the Pop Rocks for her birthday, the Rocks were just a little added something
And ...
My nieces niece, or my grand niece, had never heard of Pop Rocks, and she LOVED THEM!!!

You have the right to remain silent

Make your own police sketch.

Zune

Better than Ipod.

Glorious Britain

Glorious Britain.

Welcome Home RLB!!

Just for you Jonnie here's a recent photo of BOB!!!

Folks, we (RLB and JohnnyC.) are responsible for Bob losing what little hair he had at that time.

And he's the guy who's basement I was in last week when we were putting his new well into service. Bob has more faith in me than a LOT of people do...(but in this case he had no choice!!!!!!)

RW...BS Fantasy First Times...

My sick bastard mind came up with this idea last week while I was waiting for a skin flick on Skinamax at 3 AM. I thought of who I figured would be each member's "first," based on my opinion of each individual. I didn't have time to find pics of each one's "beloved," so you'll have to look them up yourselves. I'm lazy that way.

Boz: Bettie Page
Before he became our all-knowing leader, Boz's raging hormones screamed for this pinup queen. And the plaster on the walls got thicker...
Jonnie: Florence Henderson
Corn-fed, but not inbred, Jonnie wanted this Brady a bunch!!! Marsha Marsha Marsha!! (that's his second choice...)
Sandra: David Hasselhoff
Beach bum or fighting off scum, with a cool car to match, our sweet lil' Sandy turned to the dark side after she realized her lust for the 'Hoff...
Malone: Carrie Fisher
You wouldn't need the Force to sense the lust here...and she remained celibate for him. Joliet Jake could only be so lucky.
dvl: Burt Reynolds
Again, a cool car, this time a good hat, (the truck load of beer doesn't hurt either,) and our young maiden succumbs to the smarmy greasy lust magnet
belle: Dave Coulier
John Stamos? Too pedestrian.
Bob Saget? Don't be stupid.
Captain Kangaroo? He's got Bunny Rabbit.
Nope. Sweet lil' belle fell off the innocence wagon with this forgotten Friday night jokester.
Rosa Posa Posa: Paul Hogan
Cute lil' city boys can't match up to Master bushman Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan...he pulled his knife, she lost her mind, into the bush he went!!
Marci: Christopher Walken
He's a hoofer at heart. He's crazy-go-nuts. She's looking for something different than, say, Rick Springfield. There you go.
AmyJo: David Carradine
He said "kneel down, Grasshopper," and she heard "get naked."
And somewhere the Dali Lama cries...
JohnnyC.: Lucy Van Pelt
The doctor is in?? (Nobody had the heart to tell the dumb bastard that Lucy's a cartoon character...)
You blockhead!!!

Larry the Cable Guy Valentine Candy

I hit the jackpot at the Walgreen's in West Branch today.
All their Valentine candy was 25 cents each no matter what size or kind ... That's 25 cents each, not 25 per cent off!!!
So I bought all the chocolate candy I could find. Each box was approximately 5 ounces, and retailed for $2.99 each, except for one.
The Larry the Cable Guy was a 12 ounce box with no retail price listed. So I did a Google to find the retail price, but all I could find was an Ebay auction offering an EMPTY BOX of Larry the Cable Guy Valentine candy with a starting bid of $5.00 or a Buy Now price of $9.99 ... an EMPTY BOX ... an EMPTY BOX.



So what do you think. Do you think I should list an UNOPENED BOX of Larry the Cable Guy Valentine candy on Ebay?

PS - I might make a post on the 99 Cent Blog detailing all the booty I picked up at Walgreen's today, but, ehhhhhhh, maybe not.

Free Song Poems

This guy says he will turn your poem into a song for FREE!!!
So, send a poem, or something that looks like a poem, or anything you want and just call it a poem.

Also, check out his other blog!

International Information

We're back from Germany -


Jonnie & Sandra at the German Corner in front of Kaiser Wilhelm I's Glorious Memorial.

We'll probably make a detailed account of the trip on our blog when time allows.

So, while I'll postpone our account of pubs which have been in business since the 1500s and castles that have been around for hundreds of years longer, here is something else I found pretty fascinating:

In Germany, Mr. Clean is known as Meister Proper -


Meister Proper.

Mr. Clean Cut Guy Reads the News

The further adventures of Jonnie & Sandra #2

Jonnie always starts his day with a hearty breakfast.

The Further Adventures of Jonnie and Sandra

Upon their return from Germany Jonnie hires a private secretary to transcibe his exploits for his next book.

The Further Adventures of Mr Clean Cut Guy

Juan Bodley's Comix Collection

I never really collected comic books as a kid.
But when RLB gave me this one after graduating from tech skool, I never needed another comic book in my life.

Death to the poseurs!!

Fill This In!!

1. Boz went to the Evil Empire and said what on the intercom?
2. Jonnie went to the bus station and did what to the bum in the men's room?
3. Sandra went back to Germany and said to the customs agent:
4. Malone called the White House and said this to Dick Cheney:
5. AmyJo said this as she walked off Zen Mountain:
6. belle called NBC and said this to Bob Saget:
7. Marci walked into CNN's studios and did what to Wolf Blitzer?
8. JohnnyC. called Eddie Van Halen's house and said what to David Lee Roth?
9. Rosa Posa Posa (not poseur) went to the Sydney Opera House and sang what from the stage?
10. dvl emailed Britney Spears' mom and said...

and finally...
Blogger said this to JohnnyC. after this post...