Ten things I know about our anonymous commenter

1. He sleeps in the basement.
2. He wears his underpants in the shower.
3. He has an imaginary girlfriend in Guatemala named Juanita.
4. He was breast fed until a week before he started kindergarten.
5. He gets upset when someone refers to a graphic novel as a comic book.
6. He gets a chubby whenever he watches The View.
7. He is often mistaken for a woman.
8. He dreams about his dog's butt.
9. He wants to change his name to Buddy.
10. He likes to pretend that belle and I are his adoptive parents.