The Real World ... Blogger Style: 02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005

Monday, February 28, 2005

Ok

What's on for March?

For Sandra, more CJ pics

Baby Jeebus


CJ thinks that Nancy's Baby Jeebus present looks suspiciously like a dog toy.
Thanks, Andrew!!!!! The clock is here beside me in my cubicle, dangling its little legs over the edge! :-)

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Hot off the presses

Our first CD
If you are interested in trading for a copy just contact me.




Real World ... Audio Style
1. Amy by Boz
2. Belle Speaks
3. Cori by Boz
4. Dvl Speaks
5. Dylan Medley by Jonnie
6. Early Morning Rain by Boz
7. Fairy Tale of New York by Boz
8. Good King Wenceslas by AmyJo
9. Amyjo and her BF Speak
10. Hello in There by Boz
11. Helpless by Amyjo and Boz
12. Heterosexual Man by Boz
13. Hey Jude by Boz
14. Ingrid Bergman by Boz
15. Candle in the Wind by AmyJo
16. Jonnie Speaks
17. Just Like Tumb Thumb's Blues by Boz
18. Love Man by Boz
19. My Heart Belongs to Bozzie by AmyJo
20. Old Man by Boz
21. Boz Opens His XIJIF Package
22. Rosa Speaks
23. Santa Baby by Dvl
24. Sandra Speaks
25. Wooden Heart by Jonnie
26. Xmas Medley by Jonnie

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Hello Kitty Dildos? Thanks for the Tip Marci!!!!!



Thanks to DVL and Marci for making my first Christmas in June in Feb. a ton of fun! Look at these cool prezzies! I now am the proud owner of my very own fuzzy, pink, bunny tiara! I will be sure to wear it while using my new crazy straws and admiring my two new Hello Kitty PEZ!!! Aren't they darling!!!

Is it just me, or ...

Do I look a little too much like Joan Crawford from Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?





There. Finally an audiopost from me.

this is an audio post - click to play

Better late than sorry

OK, I'm a little late with my XIJIF post, but here we go: the loot, the loot!

By a lucky co-incidence my secret Santa was Jonnie and of course he did great, see:


Plates. Beautiful, beautiful plates.


Nixon photo, sticker and authentic paperclip


Burger/ Xmas poster


A pen. When you move it, Nixon's bowling in front of the White House.


"America the beautiful" coloring book.


99 cent store beach ball!

And a LOT more: a CD where he collected all pictures and videos we shot last summer, a sweet letter, stickers, my favorite beef jerky, favorite candy and my beloved Flamin'hot Cheetos.

Oh, and instead of bubble wrap or something, he used red rose petals and Tootsie Rolls as cushion.


Aaaaaaw.

Thank you, Liebling!

I can't wait for XIJ 2005!

EDIT... Audio blog finally decided to post the audio posts from twelve hours ago - boz

**EDIT**

Sorry - I deleted all my audioposts because I thought it was irritating that there were 3 posts and I only called twice and since I can't check which is the correct one (audiosystem still broke)I panicked a little and deleted all.

I'll do another audiopost now and I hope it'll post immediately.
this is an audio post - click to play

Friday, February 25, 2005

Mmmmm... finger lickin' Christmas Chicken.......

My loot in pictures ...

Three pics of AmyJo

Rosa says, via email to Boz

my internet is being a shit and i have to go out soon to visit a frail
old great aunt (yaaaaaaaaay) but i wanted to log on and say happy you
know what to everyone.. and the page wont load... waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I Love XIJIF!

Ok, so maybe I received my XIJIF gift two weeks ago and maybe I accidentally sorta, kinda opened it up, but only because I thought Martin Sheen himself was mailing me his sheets and/or underwear (hey, it could happen).
It's been so hard keeping my excitement to myself because my secret santa knew all too well what I would like and got me the best XIJIF gift ever!



Many, many thanks, Nancy!

Fairy Tale of New York - My half of the duet

Screw audio post, I'll do it myself, and let Jonnie figure it out.

Fairy Tale of New York

Xmas Haul

Arrived earlier this week, but I waited to open.


"MY PEN! MY PEN!!!!"


A new girlfriend subsitute (but what will I do with my old one?)


Signs, sings. Everywhere there's signs.


Safety First


Inside the double bag melt protection


And now it's time to write


Thank you to my favorite Aussie.

DVL..... Geee You're Swell!!!!

Look and see what my Secret Santa sent me!!
It's an unauthorized biography about the life
of my favorite actor.... Sir Johnny Depp!!



The cover says... "Kahlil Gilbran's timeless masterpiece,
first published in 1923, is a heartfelt expression of man's
deepest spiritual desires. Illustrated with the poet's own
evocative drawerings, (he he) its potent message of self-
understanding and spiritual growth has proved itself to be
universally inspiring."

Thank you sweet honey DVL! I loooove to read and am sure
I will enjoy it!

SMOOCH!!!!!

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

XIJIF has left me a bit verklepmt...

so i put together an alt photo essay of the event:

the loot!! sample page: Carol was from conservative New England stock, which maybe explained her reluctance to attend a swingers' key party with her husband Bob. But as the couples sat around getting better acquainted, Carol became less concerned with Bob and more intrigued by the possibility that she and Alice's scrumptious Diego might get to take a ride together. Vroom indeed!
of course i just had to try on the tshirt immediately... luckily i have a door on my office... funny how i didn't think to use it though. just look at the joy XIJIF has brought to the faces of the little children!
*MWAH* big smooches for my secret santa, Belle!! thank you, thank you, thank you!! xo

(note: the blog text is ALT text on the photos, and is best viewed with IE)

MERRY XIJIF

I have no way to take pictures and I would do an audio post but all you would here was the phlem in my throat and me coughing every 2 seconds.... So I just have to write.....

I GOT SHARPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tons of them... I am almost the richest girl in Atlanta now. I could never afford one and now I have 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boz is a great santa.... I also got personal lube... (no girl is complete without lube on hand at all times), A 16' tape measure which I imagine to be used along side the lube? a slinky and mistletoe and three stooges ornaments, and A TIARA!!!!! and A WHOOPIE CUSHION!!!!! the last one is dangerous since I am so sick I can't breath and I can't stop playing with the whoopie cushion and since I still find farts the funniest noise on the earth, the laughter might kill me.

BOZ KICKS ASS!!!!

Santalein Klaus

My XIJIF Santa was my beloved Sandralein and she sent a box packed with goodies -


A more thorough discussion is posted on Nacho Steppinstone since I don't want to make too much clutter on what will probably be a heavy posting day at RW...BS!.

The most surprising item, however, were the German peach gummies. They're totally different than American gummies, in terms of flavor. Made by a Hamburg gummie specialist, these gummies contain no artificial flavors or preservatives and little fragments of real peach in each one.
Truely a marvel of German engineering -


The flavor surpasses anything I've ever experienced in the gummie realm.
Little Gummie / Big Flavor.
The flavor is like eating real peaches. These gummies surpass any gummie I've ever sampled.

I also love the cassette of German music, especially "Werewolf" (the German "Vervolf" pronunciation gives it extra flair).

Sandra interprets the lyrics as follows:
Ich bin ein junger Werwolf - halb Mensch halb Tier
Ich bin ein junger Werwolf - ich will was von dir


I'm a little werewolf - half man half beast
I'm a little werewolf - I want something from you

Keiner versteht das - Toeten macht Spass

Nobody understands - killing is fun

Ich bin ein junger Werwolf - ich brauch dein Blut
Ich bin ein junger Werwolf - ich will dir was tun


I'm a little werewolf - I need your blood
I'm a little werewolf - I'm going to get you

And - Gotter Speise Waldmeister Geschmack, Thunfisch-Spezialitaet fur Pasta, Bill Bryson's travel narratives (Bryson grew up in the American midwest, lived his adulthood in Europe, then returned to small-town America and recorded much of the differences between the two cultures in a very conversational writing style), a wonderful letter and photo of Sandralein herself, Hackfleisch Kase Suppe, Gaucho meatsnacks, and lots of high caffeine German candy for the late study nights. And much much more!!

Danke Liebchen!
Ich Liebe Dich Uber Alles!!

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I brought the cookies!

Yummy Holiday Treat! Dig In!


Christmas Jello Ring!

Hey! Save me some!!

Me audioposting me opening my XIJIF present, in two parts

Part One

this is an audio post - click to play


Part Two

this is an audio post - click to play

Happy XIJIF Everyone!!!!

Well, at least in the eastern time zone.

this is an audio post - click to play

Thursday, February 24, 2005

You'll never know just how cool dvl really is

I mean she'd probably be perfect except for that thing about biting heads off of birds.

jingle bells

HOOOOOOORAY!

Its Xmas its xmas.. and santa came oh yes he did!!!
I recieved my package from a certain devilish character yesterday and had to use ALL my restraint to not open it.. i basically carried it around all evening clutching it to my chest (lucky package) and then this morning i dashed downstairs and opened it ALLLLLLLLLLL. i got lots of stuff, some stuff for my room... some little bitty objects that will be finding a home on my desk and lets just say that im wearing a very special uber sparkly bracelet to work today!!

THANKYOU!!

Now i just need to find my camera! has anyone seen it? i seached the whole house!!

MERRY XMAS IN JULY IN FEBUARY 2005 EVERYONE!!!!

I'm ready

I have only one wish for XIJIF

And that is that everyone receives their present by Friday the 25th.
Seriously, that's it.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

soo...

Boz got my package today and only what... two weeks after i sent it! it arrived with a big DELAYED sticker on it... yeah thanks for that. I hope my baby bejesus got their pressie too.

By the way .. i look soooo freaking hot today... no seriously!

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Happy Three Days Before XIJIF Everyone

I am almost positive that all the packages are speeding on their way, or have already arrived, as I type.
I know that AmyJo, and Belle, and I have already received our presents.
Has anyone else received their present. Please wait till today's mail has passed before you respond.
Because I'm making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice ...

Monday, February 21, 2005

Gonzo is dead

Hunter S. Thompson
July 18, 1937 - February 20, 2005

Sunday, February 20, 2005

It's time for another installment of ...

The Real World ... StripCreator Style.
AmyJo Meets Boz

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Video Me

On a Saturday afternoon.



Click da pic.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Our-Chives

Amyjo's "Our-chives" zonkboard comment has been immortalized in film.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2263929

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All wrapped up

And ready to go.



The box with 15 presents.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Answer Me These Questions Three:

(a.k.a. Thursday 3)

1. What or where is the strangest place you have ever fallen asleep (passing out does not count)?

2. If you owned a company with the name Tsunami in it (e.g. Tsunami Soy Sauce) would you feel compelled to change the name of your business after the tragedy that occurred in December 2004 that claimed the lives of hundreds of thousands of people?

3. Hangman or Tic-Tac-Toe?


[this installment of Thursday Three has been brought to you by the letter D]

New cologne

I think we can make a mint from tapping into this technology. The only question is whether to name it Eau de Boz, Eau de Jonnie, Eau de Matt, or Eau de Drew. I'm kinda leaning toward Eau de Drew. Say it three times fast....nice sound to it, no?

Gym Courtesy

Okay, here's a question I'll pose to the house:

Last night I was at the gym, climbing the everlasting Stairmaster. Now I don't know about other places, but at 24-hour Fitness, the Stairmasters are by far the tallest equipment in the place. Now I was about 5,000 steps into the journey when I glanced down at the woman doing the elliptical machine next to me. She was reading some trashy magazine, so I glanced at the pictures. Now I'm at least three feet higher up than she is. She glances up, sees me eyeing her reading material, and gives me a look.

How far away do you have to be before you're not reading over someone's shoulder? Is this acceptable gym behavior? Why don't I just bring my own magazine? Would reading "Write Now," the official magazine for individuals interest in writing comic books, get the crap kicked out of me?

All answers should be submitted in essay form

The zonkboard is sucking big time today.

If you have anything that needs to be said just leave a comment here,
or you could also leave it in the Real World ... Blogger Style Hot Tub.

The Intervention.... Real World Blogger Style

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Thanks for the pict Belle! You're a sweetie!

XIJIF Update

Just a friendly reminder that you should have finished your XIJIF shopping by now.
Also, it would be a good idea if you got it in the mail by this Friday.
Ok, here's the part I am kind of embarrassed to mention because I know it won't happen, but just in case.
If you blow this off you will be removed from the blog.
Also, if you are the person that gets blown off, don't worry, it may be late, but it will be made up to you.

Like I said, I am kind of embarrassed to say it, but it really does need to be said.

well?

any packages yet my lovlies?

Intervention

Roomies - I am not much liking the way that Bozworth is sounding on his blog. Let's all scurry over and leave him wittle wumps of wub in his comment box.

Blogging Survey

Somebody in Singapore is writing a thesis on Blogging & Ethics, Nacho was chosen randomly to participate in their survey. They said I can send the survey link to other bloggers too. So make your voice heard, if you want to be included in a Singaporean student's blogging thesis -
Here's the survey link.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I am Jonnie Hulk

Beware my mighty Hulk Hands.

The archived comments are up, the archived comments are up, the archived comments are up

Finally, the old comments are up.
However, the number of comments made on the older posts will still show as zero, but the comments will still be there.

Or as haloscan states it in there FAQ:
The comment count loader only retrieves the comment link counts for the last 200 comments (800 comments for premium members). Anything past that mark may show an inaccurate comment count in the link but you can still click the comment link to view all comments posted.

That's just the way it is.
But ...
The archived comments are up, the archived comments are up, the archived comments are up.

And of course there will be no comments for the first day because I didn't install haloscan till the second day, or maybe late on the first day.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy Valentine's Day

Posted by: boz48730
Happy Valentine's Day!
To each and everyone of you.
Oh yeah, you know who you are!!!

Farewell Webcam Fiasco

I would like to thank Boz for this morning's action-packed Hulk Hands screen captures -


Jonnie's Free Adult Webcam Fiasco has been unplugged. I wrote a detailed retrospective/memorial over at Nacho to commemorate its (nearly) 24-hour history.

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