The Real World ... Blogger Style: 04/01/2008 - 05/01/2008

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

OK belle Hope This Helps...

Hey belle, this is Boti Bliss from CSI:Miami.
She plays Valera in the DNA lab.
I've wanted to "give her my sample" for several years. I can understand how your "Caruso blindness" could prevent you from seeing her, but along with the other ladies on the show, I'm sorry I didn't run into her during my time in Miami so many years ago...

Friday, April 25, 2008

A Warning For The Weekend

Heed my advice my horny children...
Keep the meat wrapped in your pants.
(Ladies, keep Victoria's Secret a secret.)


Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Nicholas Cage is The Wicker Man

My favorite part is when, while wearing a bear costume, he cold cocks a woman while running through the woods.

Thursday, April 17, 2008


Answer these ... pilgrims.

1. What is the name of your imaginary band?
The Swingin' Bozztones

2. How many bites of liver can you take before it tastes like sand?
Three, make that two, but I haven't tried it in over thirty years.
3. Quick, you're going into an adult chat room, what's your screen name?
The Big Kahuna

4. What is your biggest sexual fantasy?
A menage a trois with three women all named Dolores, but that would be a menage a fours, so yeah, that

5. A historical figure has just asked you to go bar hopping, who would that historical figure be?
W C Fields

6. What is something you'd be embarrassed to purchase at a drugstore, but would do it anyway?
Any FemHyg product

7. Go to your CD rack or holder, close your eyes, and choose a CD at random. What is it?
We're Only In It For The Money by the Mothers of Invention

8. If there is a hell give one reason why you are going there.
I take way to many napkins when I go to the Burger King

9. If you could be a character in any movie who would you be?
Luke from Cool Hand Luke because sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand

10. If boz were your best friend what would be his greatest attribute?
His total lack of honesty.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Exploring Asia Buffet