New Feature To RW...BS...

Ok so this place is a little "arid," if you will...
And being the guy who usually pisses on the campfire, I'm going to add something new here.

"Juan Bodley's 30 Second Porn Story"

belle walks into a liquor store to buy a bottle of Stoli for her teenage party guests.
20 seconds after she enters a cop walks in on an ID check.
Officer H. Jorgan, code name Hugh, checks belle's ID, finds it to be expired, tells her no liquor unless she "submits to few tests at the lockup." belle, fearing arrest, agrees.
Officer J. stops at the Evil Empire for an inflatable pool and Wesson oil.
The fingerprint officer goes blind when she sees what is going on in the psycho cell.

Roll the credits.