let me get my hands on your....

Unhappy Birthday
i've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil and you lie
and if you should die i may feel slightly sad (but i won't cry)
love and lost and some may say when usually it's nothing
surely you're happy, it should be this way?
i say, "no, i'm gonna kill my dog"
and: "may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight XXX"
i've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil and you lie
and if you should die i may feel slightly sad (but i won't cry)
love and lost some people say when usually its nothing
surely you're happy, it should be this way?
i said, "no" and then i shot myself
so, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight
from the one you left behind