My Xmas in June Wish List

Dear Whoever Drew My Name,
Here are some of the things I would like for Xmas in June.
1. A paperback copy of Catch-22, used would be fine.
2. Bettie Page stuff.
3. A salad shooter.
4. Gold ingots.
5. A train set.
6. Peace on Earth.
7. An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

What about youse guys?