as if there was ever a doubt....

You are Hecubus! I knew it! Evil! Evil after all this time!
[You are imminently evil! Your life is consumed by doing evil deeds
like blocking your Master's car in the driveway or showing up drunk
to the taping of your EVIL show. You don't have many friends, in fact
you only have two, Simon-who is really more of your Master, and Mr.Vodka!
Deep down you may seem like a nice person...
no, nevermind you are evil to the core. Owa tana siam!]

yep, sounds like me alright. *shrug*