I am having a difficult time writing marci's Bozzie award

Here is her Bozzie from last time ...

Marci
Hi, welcome to my world, where there are no rules, well, there are rules, but I forget what they are, and watch out for that tree … doh! Anyway, where was I, oh yeah the friggin’ midgets have stolen my underwear, again, but that’s a small price to pay for being me.

Any suggestions for marci's upcoming Bozzie?