WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HOT TUB STAYS IN THE HOT TUB!

But since the email did not technically happen in the hot tub, this is for those of you who were there on Friday night, and will understand it.

Paul writes:
I managed to crash Sara's computer, so I have no internet access unless I use her roommates, and she doesn't have AOL Instant Messenger or Yahoo messenger! DAMMIT! So I won't be online to be gossiped to unless I go home. WHat's the dilly O? WHat's going down? I gots to KNOW!!!!!

I need to point out that he used the word "dilly-O"... and there was a belief that I had told the truth about something. Come on Paul, you can't be THAT gullible.