Dear Hard Artist,

I'm sorry you are an escaped Goonies rebel Pirate.
Please put your post back, I promise not to let the others make fun of you or call you names like GoonBeard or One Eye (which incidentally is what I call my neighbor's cat) or Rebel With Out A Clue, and I will let you play in all our reindeer games.
Sincerely,
The Thoughtful, Considerate One