Haiku Assignment

Assplode your chassis
Oh, billy goat, billy goat.
Tallahassee whore!!!

Upon Her Hot Tub Departure (Revised)

Jonnie's haiku to Bored Housewife -

Stay here, Bored Housewife!
I'm like Ricky Ricardo.
Ba-Ba-Loo for you.

Assignment 1 - Jonnie Haiku

Jonnie in the house
Looking for Nada's panties
phew - Those can't be hers...