I've been plagiarized

I have been plagarized
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Check the date of MY picture.

AmyJo's Wonderful Halloween Treat

Indeed it was Sam the Sham singing Haunted House.
Your wonderful halloween treat is your choice of one of the following books.



Info on The Essential James Joyce can be found here.
Info on Robert Frost Selected Poems here.
The other two books are self explanatory.

A Classic Halloween song

If you are the first to guess which group, or artist, from the 60's this is you'll win a wonderful Halloween Treat.
Haunted House

My punkin

I believe that less is more.

Menstruation

It's God's plan.

Our Song

The new RW ... BS theme song.
I think it's from the previously unreleased album that belle recorded with James Taylor back in the late 90's

Happy Halloween

From Jonnie & Sandra



WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Googlism ....shmoo...gl...ism....sky.

My favorites on "Belle":

belle is coming soon
belle is 'totally disabled' 03
belle is a very low activity dog
belle is speaking of miracles after showing remarkably little interest in the supernatural side of the business all these years
belle is the largest tour boat that operates on the erie canal and has a capacity of 246 passengers
belle is een verbazend simplistische film
belle is a biostatistician interested in the application of statistical methods to studies of the environment and health
belle is probably the greatest cowhorse i have ever ridden
belle is the sable ferret who is doing the kissing
belle is a sign
belle is ideal for corporate events

Fun with Googlism

I just did a Googlism for boz.
Here are my favorite results.

boz is as gone as the indians who once chased buffalo across these black lands
boz is going to be big
boz is the underdog of the film and its proverbial bad boy
boz is such a beautiful dog if he were human he would be tom selleck
boz is making out with eva braun
boz is saying "I can't believe you just did that to fred"
boz is found murdered in his bed
boz is the cool one
boz is six and sammy is five
boz is real hit and miss with me
boz is a complicated man to understand
boz is standing in the middle of the ring with his arms out side to the side as the fans chant boz
boz is tolerable but just barely

Suitable Temp Job for Jonnie

Now that Jonnie has finished his work on his Master's Degree he needs a temporary job until he can find work as an Archivist.
Any suggestions???
I was thinking either a clerk in an adult book store, a truck driver for the 99 Cent Store, or a shampoo tester.

Belle's absence

Belle's father is back in the hospital so she has gone back home for awhile.
In her absence we will be dividing her chores thusly:

I will be taking over her telephone sex chat, 1-900-Monkey Sex
Jonnie will be looking after little Jon Benet her pet lamb.
Thedexter will be in charge of the baby jesus.
Rosa will take of her two cats Emilio and Charlie.
Amyjo will take over her shifts at the John Cougar Mellencamp Suicide Prevention Hotline.
Dvl will bury the toaster every night in the back yard.
And ...
Sandra will continue belle's email correspondence with the stalker from Luxembourg.

Rebel Leady Boy Is No Nacho

I bet Nacho would be 6 times RLB's value if I didn't have to pull it down because of ORCHID N1XXXN last May.

My blog is worth $6,774.48.
How much is your blog worth?

Sharing Can Get You Into Alot Of Trouble

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

Son. Of a. Bitch. Mother. Ass.

We're rich, rich I tell you!

Our blog is worth $19,194.36.
How much is your blog worth?

R.W.A.S

So didja all like it?

Update

Bios cancelled.
Hot tub tentative.
Reason, lack of interest.

More emo than you...

I NEED AN EXTENSION CORD BACK TO REALITY.

Long walks on the beach at sunset

Ok, here's the plan.
We should really have a short bio for everyone, but what fun would it be if we each wrote our own ... none, dammit, none!
So, after everyone agrees to take part, and everyone does have to agree to take part or it will be a no go ...
So after everyone agrees to take part there will be a random drawing of names to see who writes who's bio.
Short bio = 100 words give or take.

Monday night 11:00 PM EDT

Monday Night ... Hot Tub ... James Brown ... Hot Tub ... Monday Night ... Hot Tub ... James Brown ... Hot Tub.

Hot Tub Monday Night

I've scheduled a Hot Tub get together for Monday night at 11:00 EDT.
Be there or be somewhere else.

I don't know

I don't know
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It is what it is.

Up through the ground popped a bubbling crude

Which character, or characters, from the Beverly Hills/Hooterville/Green Acres trilogy do you identify with.
Here are the cast links:
The Beverly Hillbillies
Petticoat Junction
Green Acres

It is time

Now that you've had a day or two to listen to the CDs you need to make a list of your five favorite songs, excluding your own and post them.

my neighbours salute you...

Ive been walking around singing tainted love in various accents (the french one rocks) all day.

Enough said

(i heart dexter)

Dreams Do Come True!

Just when I thought it was going to be a day like any other, I decided to check my mailbox in hopes of finding a bill or two that I needed to pay. Anything to suspend my boredom. Never in my wildest dreams would I have expected to find the one, the only REAL WORLD......BLOGGER STYLE ANTHOLOGY SPECIAL EDITION [BONUS DISC]!!!!


My excitement promptly turned to confusion when I realized, "DAMN! BOZ HAS TRICKED ME! It could've been full of anthrax and my childlike curiosity would've surely done me in-cancer style!


And just when I had arson and Homicide on my mind, I decided to take a closer look inside...and Eureka! Boz hadn't tricked me! It really was the REAL WORLD....BLOGGER STYLE ANTHOLOGY SPECIAL EDITION [BONUS DISC]!!!!

...well then. There's that.

Halloween

I think we should all dress up for Halloween and post a picture.
I was thinking of dressing up as Buddy Holly but I'd have to shave my beard.
Maybe I could dress up as the clown from The House of 1000 Corpses.
Any suggestions?

Undrunk audioblogging

Jonnie in the Popular Press

Click to view larger image.

Vistit This Magazine Cover/Movie Poster Generator Page and make more!

Whatever happened to ...

The RW ... BS chain letter?
The last I heard was that it was in the possession of belle and she was planning on sending it to Jonnie, but this was like a bazillion weeks ago.
I only mention this because hundreds of people have asked me about it and ...
TO BLAME BELLE!!!

The master of his domain

Jonnie is going monkey shit over his final papers he needs to write for his Master's.
He needs NEW audio stimulation, with that being said, I decree today ...
Email a Song to Jonnie Friday

Real World... Aussi Style Part II

Wahooooo!

I'm way more excited than I look in this pic because the adorable Miss Rosa PosaPosa's "Real World... Aussi Style" CD arrived in the mail!!!! Rosa, I LOVE IT - and all the other cool stuff too!!!! Thank you so much!

There'll be a little gift for you on the way soon.

Again, thank you!!!

EDIT:

My favorite Australian stamps:

Click go the shears!

And my favorite sticker ever:

Ayers Rock!

Caption this pic

You're gonna miss me

An audio preview from the Anthology.

Shooby "The Apprentice" Taylor

Trump to Shooby Taylor: "You're Fired".

Track listing

For Real World ... Anthology Style and Real World Aussie Style.

Click, click, click, and click

Quiz

1. Would you rather be in a serious relationship with a Mime or lose a toe?
2. If you had to be stranded on a deserted island with another house member who would you choose and why?
3. Which ear do you predominantly use when you talk on the telephone?
4. What is your favorite style of underpants to wear?
5. What is your favorite non religious holiday in a month that doesn't end with the letter r?
6. Fox is coming out with an all reality show channel, what kind of single topic television channel would you like to see?
7. Which character from a movie would you like to be?
8. What is your favorite teen flick?
9. If you could go back in time and alter one event what you do?
10. Have you ever had a paranormal experience, if yes, describe it.

Ant + hology = ???

The CDs are in the mail. I expect at least one really cool Dollar Store item from each of you, or an Orange County phone book, in return.

The Real World ... Aussie Style

Received the aussie cd from rosa today, and it is really good. Thedexter might stop crushing on belle and start crushing on rosaposaposa after he hears it.



Also received an aussie wildlife postcard, some aussie stickers, some aussie stamps, and wasn't QEII a looker back in the day, and an aussie kangaroo fridge magnet.

I sent out Sandra's and rosa's CDs today. Sandra will get hers in 4-6 days and rosa will get hers in 4-6 WEEKS, yeah, I added a little something to rosa's CD and it would have cost 10 bucks to send it 4-6 days, and the little something I sent only cost 79 cents, yeah, I know, but it's the thought that counts, and rosa will love what I sent her, trust me, I know these things.

I'll probably send out the rest of the CDs by the end of the week.
Ps - thedexter needs to send me his address.

Yeah, it's THAT important.

Meditating Gambit says, "Oh, mighty A1 Sauce!..."

"...I hope you never run out."

I've had a request

From thedexter and belle.

The master copy

And wouldn't one of the big music companies love to get their hands on it.

That's No TV George,...

I guess this'll be Post About A Really Awkward Moment day.
Me first.

So my girlfriend's grandmother is a lady who is too old to be shy about things. At any time and in any place she'll tell her present company who is an asshole and what itches. Well, last night she expressed an interest in 'Teenagers 101' as she put it, which I thought would be questions about drinking, college, and romance. Well, I was sort of 1 for 3 when, out of nowhere, she asked this question:

'So how about that telephone sex?'

She asked this not only in the car ride to my girlfriend's house but again over dinner. A dinner at which her father would be dining. A man, by default, I have to fear just because he's my girlfriend's father.

So after the grandma inquired about our phone boning, my girlfriend and I just sort of looked at the ceiling and asked if someone could pass the turkey and/or mashed potatoes.

Thanks again, Life.

Submissions are closed

The Three CD Anthology is full.

Update: The Master copy has been burnt.

Disk One: Rosa, Jonnie, and Dvl
Disk Two: Sandra and AmyJo
Disk Three: Thedexter, Belle, and Boz

It's eclectic mon amour.

"Kenny Rogers Roasters" Theme

The RW ... BS Anthology CD

I still have a little more room on the Anthology if Jonnie and Belle would like to add a selection or two.
I mean, do you really want you name to forever be linked with Shooby Taylor and Tommy Page?

The Ballad of AmyJo and Yoko

Good luck with the job hunting.

fridays are for random jokes...

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair."
*rimshot*

IF I could be...

anything that could be found on a television at 2 in the morning after a horrible car accident: I'd be...


Color bars. (In case you didn't know)

Belle's VCR

Since Belle could not watch Martha Stewart: Apprentice tonight, I agreed to be her eyes and ears:

Martha Stewart: Apprentice, Week 3 - Synopsis

Tonight's episode began with Matchstick (the "Creative" team) talking amongst themselves about how much they hate Dawn and want her to go home.

When they watched Dawn & Jim return to the suite, both having survived last week's conference room firing; one team member commented, "I want to throw up".

Jim's wife had a baby girl and informed Jim about it via cellphone.

In the morning, Martha called the teams directly from her horse stable. She asked the team, "Just waking up? I've been up for HOURS" (as if she had been personally shovelling horseshit for 5 hours).

This week's task was to design, bake, and sell a wedding cake at a "Wedding Expo".
Martha mentioned the wedding industry brings in $72 billion per year and generously allowed the teams to thumb through back issues of Martha Stewart - Weddings magazines for ideas.

Matchstick team leader Shawn (the short-haired newscaster girl) was so confident, she told George Wannabe, "If we don't win this one, you can fire me personally".
George Wannabe seemed really concerned about the comment and confided to the camera that Shawn was "boisterous".

Over at Primarius (the "Corporate" team), team leader Howie went off on his team when they complained that he sent them to an Asian wedding store. "That's Bullshit!!!! blah-blah-blah-blah!!!!!"
["Bullshit" was censored by the network, but you could read his lips].

None of them had ever seen him that way before and were glad when he calmed down and began hugging people instead of screaming at them.

Primarius was working late into the evening and were all exhausted when they got a surprise visit from Martha's daughter, Alexis.
Primarius claims that the visit from Alexis, "lifted our spirits" because they enjoyed asking her questions about what it was like being Martha's daughter.

The next morning, Matchstick loved their cake so much that they were practically screaming with glee. Shawn totally hated it though. She hated everything about it, but mostly that it had a bow on it. She sulked all through the Wedding Expo and throughout the rest of the show.

There was a disgusting clip of Jim and David talking in the bathroom, strategizing in their underwear while David was trimming his facial hair - not pretty at all.

When all was said and done, Primarius (the "Corporate" team) sold 5 cakes while Matchstick (the "Creative" team) sold ZERO.

Martha asked Alexis to bring her back a piece of each team's cake so she could personally sample them.

After sampling the cakes, Martha commented, "It tastes homemade and that's what you want to go for in a cake".
As soon as she said this, Jim nodded excessively with fake enthusiasm, very unconvincingly. If he was trying to communicate that he felt exactly the same way, that's not how it came off.

Martha shook her head at Matchstick for losing all 3 weeks in a row and commented that the Corporate group is "demolishing the Creative group".

Primarius' reward for winning was to have desert with Donald Trump and his wife.
Martha called Trump on his cellphone during desert and Trump told her, "You have a real attractive group of winners here".

Then Trump asked if any of them would like to work for him (implying "instead of martha") and they all yelled, "YES!" except for one girl who got a really sour expression on her face.

The conference room scene was advertised as "A Conference Room Twist" and it really was. After the usual nonsense, everyone was sent back to the suite except the 3 who were singled out. Martha and George Wannabe decided that everyone should be called back into the boardroom though. Their reasoning was that it wasn't the cake's fault nobody bought it and they wanted to fire one of the sales staff. I think the secret reason was because they wanted to fire Shawn for being boisterous.

They asked Shawn why she said they could fire her if Matchstick lost and Shawn said that in the TV business where she works as a newscaster, everybody always says "Fake it 'til you make it" when they can't remember their lines.

Martha countered with, "I've been on TV for 12 years and I've NEVER said, 'Fake it 'til you make it'!!"

She fired Shawn for saying "Fake it 'til you make it" and for being boisterous.
She still hasn't developed a catch phrase when she fires people (she probably didn't want to pay Donald to say, "You're Fired" since he copyrighted it). Tonight she said, "I wish you well, but I have to say goodbye". Then she rolled her eyes when the team left the conference room.

Snippet from her goodbye letter to Shawn - "At Martha Stewart Living, everything we do has to be beautiful on the inside and out, just like the wedding cake".

George Wannabe was as annoying as ever. I will never respect him.

The previews for next week look even better than this week's "A Conference Room Twist".
The phrase for next week is, "One Team Won't Even Finish"!!!

I bet it's Matchstick again.

We need a title

Belle has sent me her six selections, actually she said there were five but there were actually seven ...
So, the CD is good to go. I'll be sending them out with the CD rosa is sending me, which means that if rosa sent her CD out on Tuesday like she said she would, and if it doesn't get held up in customs like the last one she sent me did, I should be able to get everything in the mail sometime next week.

But ...
We need a title for the CD, so give me your suggestions.

Don't mess with Boz

Belle may think she is being smart, or coy, or cute, but ...
I've known her long enough to know her musical tastes.
So, if I don't get her choices in the next 48 hours here is a list of what her selections might be.
1. Tommy Page - whatever I can find by him
2. New Kids on the Block - I'll let Jonnie pick his favorite NKOTB song.
3. James Taylor - Sharing Lunch and Snorting Coke,
4. Tommy James and the Shondells - Dragging the Line (The Moonie Pottie Theme Song)
5. Tori Amos - A Sorta Fairytale.
6. The Decemberists - Sixteen Military Wives.

Last reminder

Jonnie, thedexter, Sandra, rosaposa and Amyjo and I have all submitted our song selections for the tentative RW ... BS Mixed CD.
The key word is tentative. If there is not full house participation there will be no CD.
Too bad, it is really sounding good.

themarilynmonroe

The Real World ... Blogger Style Group CD

Two people have yet to submit their six selections for the Group CD compilation.

Sometimes i feel just like...

Mrs Jada Pinkett-Smith.. but prettier.

Sometimes i feel just like ...

Evil Moe .. why I oughta!

Sometimes i feel just like...

Evil willow.. meow!