Long walks on the beach at sunset

Ok, here's the plan.
We should really have a short bio for everyone, but what fun would it be if we each wrote our own ... none, dammit, none!
So, after everyone agrees to take part, and everyone does have to agree to take part or it will be a no go ...
So after everyone agrees to take part there will be a random drawing of names to see who writes who's bio.
Short bio = 100 words give or take.