Belle's absence

Belle's father is back in the hospital so she has gone back home for awhile.
In her absence we will be dividing her chores thusly:

I will be taking over her telephone sex chat, 1-900-Monkey Sex
Jonnie will be looking after little Jon Benet her pet lamb.
Thedexter will be in charge of the baby jesus.
Rosa will take of her two cats Emilio and Charlie.
Amyjo will take over her shifts at the John Cougar Mellencamp Suicide Prevention Hotline.
Dvl will bury the toaster every night in the back yard.
And ...
Sandra will continue belle's email correspondence with the stalker from Luxembourg.