i suppose this applies over here as well.

No eulogy required - a message from the team at "whoa that was so deep"

It is my regret to inform you that the head mistress of the aforementioned webspace has tragically died due to lonliness and heart break, she spent the last two weeks of her life penning a mediocre country and western album titled "you dont comment any more" Miss Posa would like to thank the regular readers of her blog (we the management are able to channel the dead). Rest assured that this does not mean that this blog is finished, we have managed to design a series of strings and pulleys when used in conjunction with a pair of dark sunglasses and a hawaiin shirt will fool even the closest friends into believing that she is still alive and still posting on the site. Readers will find that the content, humour and wit will remain at the same standard, it is suspected that Miss Posa's brain never really did function all that well.Please send all condolences and flowers to kitty_no_1_2000@yahoo.com.au Please standby for further messages.
Regards The management.

I'm on call this weekend

This the John Cougar Mellencamp Suicide Prevention Hotline, Boz speaking, how may I help you?

Frankly, my dear....

Boy...that corset quiz is GOOD. How did it ever know I was a southern belle?


You're a Civil War era corset. You southern belle,
you.


What corset are you?
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We need a theme for August

It started with Xmas in June,
And continued with Pie in July.
What's next???
What will August's theme be???
We have until midnight tomorrow to decide.
Suggestions, I need suggestions!!!

Regarding that rolling donut...

So I didn't get the response I expected to my Krispy Kreme post, below, which I thought was seriously hilarious *oxymoron alert!*. I was discussing it last night with Hubcap, and he looked puzzled. Turns out he had never heard the phrase "take a flying fuck at a rolling donut." This gave me pause. Is this a southern/country saying? Have the rest of you never heard it as well? Have you actually reached the ripe old age of *mumblemumble* without ever telling anyone to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Please report.
The next assignment will be: creek/brook/branch? What do you call it?

Please, please, please

Somebody make a post because the "not dvl" pictures are opposite the zonkboard and they are really starting to freak people out.
That didn't come out right.
They aren't freaking people out because they aren't dvl ...
Wait, that's not right either.
Nevermind.
Just do it.

Uncanny, simply uncanny.

This isn't Dvl, or is it?





Only Dvl knows for sure.
Click pic for full size photo.

Make plans now

You know all that stuff that you do "once in a blue moon"? Well, it's time: Saturday. So what are YOU going to do for this blue moon?

Corsetry Quiz Result

You're an anime corset.  Colorful.

What corset are you?

I'll be damned

Headline: Federal regulators probing Krispy Kreme

They really ARE taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut!

sometimes i like being predictable....

You're a vinyl/fetish corset.  Grrrrowl.


What corset are you?
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I'm sorry, but I needed some validation, so here is another quiz

You are Logan! Tanner's twin bro! You're down to
earth, funny, lazy, and cool! Go you! And you
love streaking!


Which kid in RawkKitty's class are you?
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Public service project

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means---public service project time! This one is right down my lane, in keeping with my automotive outlook on life.

According to this article, the Japanese are working on a car that can express emotions:

Four inventors working for Toyota in Japan have won a patent for a car that they say can help drivers communicate better by glaring angrily at another car cutting through traffic as well as appear to cry, laugh, wink or just look around.

I think it would be a big help to those Japanese inventors if we were to suggest what emotions we would want our cars to express and how those emotions might be displayed. They might not have thought of all the possibilities, you see? Anyone?

Today is Pork Rind Wednesday

Pork rinds, they're Mother Nature's favorite snack.



Try some today.

Willy and his "Uncle" Hugh discuss the meaning of life.

Look out Willy.



I think "Uncle" Hugh is going to lay the bad touch on you.

Since someone brought up the Love Boat

What is it about former child stars?



Do they all grow up and have big hooters?
The Love Boat's Jill Whelan.

Contemporary Conquistador

Check out Duklein in the Pony House -


 
He's a complete Black Bettie Death Cult™ zealot - Preaching to the converted.

Nancy

Of course, this is in the pre-coked-out years....
Wow. The resemblance is really startling. I never realized how much I do NOT resemble Julie!

Your Real World ... Blogger Style character

In 25 words or less give a description of your Real World ... Blogger Style character.
Extra Credit
In 25 words or less give a description of some, or all, of your Real World ... Blogger Style housemates characters.

What did you do this weekend?

I slept all day and stayed awake all night.

I Am Tornado

Yesterday at Venice Beach, Sandra spotted the perfect gift for me in a store window


We went in to see about purchasing one, but they didn't have my size.

Then we got sidetracked by the display for the store next door -

Words of Wisdom

An audio post.

I will make an audio post tonight.

The topic will be words that you would like to hear me say.
So far the list includes douche and concubine.
Let me know what you want to hear, however under no circumstances will I say the word booger or fart.

Since AmyJo and RosaJo have gone all goth on us

I think we need to give them both a suitable goth name.
Any suggestions?

New Room Assignments

1. Dvl and Sandra will share the basement room we fondly refer to as The Dungeon.
2. Marci and Mad will share a room because Marci is Mad, in a psychotic sort of way.
3. Belle and Nancy will share the room in the west wing of the house with CJ, the Monkeys and Martin Sheen.
4. Amyjo and Rosajo will share a room and they can pretend they are Kyliejo and Danijo Minoguejo.

That leaves Jonnie and I.

5. I get the third floor penthouse suite of rooms.
6. Jonnie gets the shed.

Who is this Wil guy

who keeps flooding our answering machine with messages???
He keeps saying stuff like "I'd like to shoot you in the nude ... with my cell phone" and "I'm your baby's daddy".
Geez what a freque.

My computer has been infected

with a hamster of DOOM.



Which is much more virulent than a computer virus.

Who would have thought...

Ah! Look what I found in Jonnie's closet:


[click to enlarge]

2 turtle doves with a pear tree

Dear Amyjo/Ojyma,

I've recently come to grips with a terrible secret, and I need some advice.  I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, and I need out!  No one else knows about my hidden alter ego Stella Enigma, and my crusades as a dominatrix.

Recently, both world have come dreadfully close to clashing, and I can feel the eyes begining to wonder.  The ramifications of letting the world know have been holding me back, and I love my family and friends so much that I've kept this inside for far too long.

I've also been considering a sex change operation, but I still like both oysters and snails.  Should I start taking the hormones I've been perscribed, or should I seek counseling first?

Please help lead me out of the woods and into the valley!

Dominating,

Stella Enigma

Public service project

I think a useful public service project for this week would be to offer our advice to Sandra and Jonnie---tips to make the visit go more smoothly.

I shall begin.

1. Sandra, watch out for that sharpie marker
2. ....

If you were to have a sex change operation

what would you choose as a new name.
That is unless of course you have already had a sex change operation.
I'm not trying to single anyone out but ...
Is it AmyJo or Amy/Joe???
I'd choose either Vickie or Jane. Hey, I'm a Gemini I can do that stuff.
No wait, I'd choose the name Gemini. I mean it's obvious, isn't it!
I haven't given this too much thought, have I?

Jonnie & Sandra's Summer Home

Sandra and I started a joint blog to eliminate double posting on our individual blogs.
It's at http://jonniesandra.blogspot.com.


Sandra & Jonnie's Morning Swim -
We Didn't Look Nearly As Retarded In Real Life.

Drop on by!

A favorites list

How about if we post some of our favorite non blog links in the sidebar?
I figure up to three a piece. It's just another way of finding out a little more about each other.
Here are my three most visited sites.
In no particular order...
1. Pogo, for the cribbage.
2. One Model Place for the pics.
3. Kazaa Lite ummm, just to visit because it would wrong to download music without paying for it.

AmyJo's haiku(s)

She buried them in the comments so I thought I'd dig them out and let everyone get a look at them.

Here's my initiatory haiku
(in case you haven't noticed I write compulsively and overlong so I actually erased a bunch.)

I am no haiku
mere doggerel, at times I
signify nothing

In San Francisco
seagulls are hunger itself
pigeons are tourists
Amyjo

New room assignments

We've got 10 housemates and 5 rooms.
Taking into account our likes and dislikes, our various foibles and idiosyncrasies, who do you think should room together.

I am so disappointed in Dvl

She added Wil Wheaton to her buzznet friend's list.



I guess those adolescent crushes die hard.

A difference in opinion?

Sandra's plan for their first night together.
Jonnie's plan for their first night together.

Now that AmyJo has been with us for a week

it is time for her
dun dun dun
INITIATION!!!
AmyJo:
1. Write a haiku (5-7-5) about yourself and post it in here.
2. Create a self-portrait of yourself and mail it to me for posting on the self-portrait page.

Speaking of self-portraits ...
NANCY!!!

Public service project

Residents of a suburb of Philly have been a bit dismayed by the yellowish brown substance coming out of their faucets.

Residents of Plumstead's North Branch development need not worry about the yellow-brown water that may be coming out of their faucets. It may not look pretty, but it is not harmful, a township official said.

Since receiving a couple of calls last week from North Branch residents about the color of the water, the township installed a filtering system, the effects of which should have been seen this past weekend, according to interim township manager Dave Nyman.

Meanwhile, residents could continue to drink the water and bathe and wash clothes in it, Nyman said.

The wells in North Branch, which supply the public water system, typically have high iron levels. The levels are not unhealthful, Nyman said, but they can cause water to discolor.

"There's nothing that's harmful. We're looking to make it prettier," he explained.

 
For our public service project this week, I think we should help the people of the North Branch development by telling them what that stuff is that is coming out of their pipes.
 
I shall start.
 
People of North Branch, that substance coming out of your pipes is:
1. the rinse water left after Belle bathes her monkey......
2 .condensation from Boz's breath after he has been drinking Jack Daniels....
3. the water Jonnie wrings out of his swim suit after a dip in the pool....
4. ......
 

I'm sorry, so sorry....

...please accept my apology...
 
I have been a non-functioning (some might say "dysfuntional") house member this week, and I feel terrible about it. I have been on "vacation" getting my house ready to sell. But I'm back, and I am researching our next public service project.
 
In the meantime, let me leave you with a thought for the day: "Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have."

A Sandra and Jonnie betting pool

How long do you think it will be before Sandra beats the crap out of Jonnie, and what will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?
 
I think it will be after the third night of playing Mr. Shaving Cream Head.
 
I can just hear Sandra now ...
"Jonnie, Nehmen, das von Rasierschaum und ihn herauf Ihren Esel zu haften kann!"

The top ten reasons I like being part of rwbs

1. Free cheese.
Your turn

Rosa the posa's quizerama

Which do you prefer?
1. Innies or outties (belly buttons)
2. Chiropractor or orthopedic?
3. Angel or buffy?
4. Aussies or kiwis
5.puppies or kittens?
6. a big pash or a warm hug?

and then...

7. Russell Crowe - love him or hate him?
8. Whats the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? ( food stuffs only)
9. If you could permanently erase a moment in your life, which would it be?
10. Do you think anyone in the history of time has ever eaten a Kebab when they werent pissed?

Just another video post from Boz

But only if you want to watch it.
Click click click

Belle is sick

Here's a card to cheer her up.
 

To Wing Loo, Thanks For Everything! Belle Newmar

3 Signs You're Really, Really Sick (In Every Way)

1.  You find yourself watching 4 back-to-back episodes of The Ashlee Simpson Show followed by the A2Z on Jessica Simpson ("P" is for Promise Ring, which Jessica's dad gave her so she wouldn't have sex with anyone but him... Ummm), and even worse, in your sick, sick delirium you hear yourself say "I kinda like that Ashlee Simpson."
2.  You start answering your phone, which under normal, non-sick circumstances you just ignore, so that you can tell everyone, especially that guy from MCI that calls twice a week to ask if you want to switch your long distance service, that you don't feel good and could he bring you some orange juice and Tylenol Mega-Super-Duper strength when he gets off work?
3.  Your mailman leaves a note in your mailbox asking if you've moved since you haven't been waiting on the steps for him everyday with cookies, a wedding license, and a glass of lemonade spiked with a date-rape drug as per usual.
And yes, when I say you I mean me, or I, or one of the voices in my head.  I'm sick. Monkey Pox or a bad case of Karma, most likely. But! Yesterday, in my fog of death, I received THE SUCTION CUP MONKEY OF DOOM!!! And I'm pretty sure it has healing properties because I suction cupped it to my TV and already I'm no longer watching anyone with the last name of Simpson attempt to sing! It may be the drugs talking, or one of my alter personalities, but Boz, you rock the casbah.
Now, the rest of you, you can send flowers or a donation in my name to the Martin Sheen Foundation For Monkeys. Thank you.

HULK NOT SMASH! HULK BLOG!

john john might or might not be aware of this little gem:

THE INCREDIBLE HULK BLOG!

Well, damn

We have another friend of the rwbs birthday today.
Happy Birthday Segei  Sergei.
And in your honor I have phoned the local oldie classic rock station and requested that they play Birthday by the Beatles Happy Birthday To Me by Cracker and dedicate it to you.
They said no.
Go figure.
Happy Birthday Anyway!!!

The face on the side of the milk carton

Have you seen this child?



If you have please contact the appropriate authorities, or the real world ... blogger style. We will meet all reasonable ransom demands.

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR BELLE!

Eureka My Ass!

This is what a MAN'S bathroom sink should look like.



No girlie soap, no moisturizer, no sanitary hand cleaner.
Just generic soap, plastic glass, and cheap toothpaste.

Eureka!

I just found a perfect use for my extraneous bathroom sink (I have two)!

When I'm day laboring, I sweat like a bastard, so I have to at least rinse my hat at night so it doesn't reak the next day - 2nd sink makes a perfect rinse bin & I can hang the hat to dry overnight right there on the fawcett -


It's also nice that Sandra & I can have our own sinks during her visit. Nobody will have to worry about the gritty hat since I don't plan on laboring during our vacation.

Jonnie's Quiz

Sorry I'm late, but I think the well thought-out probing questions will more than make up for my tardiness -

1. Iron Workers or Welders - Who really rules the shit house?

2. If Del Taco & In-N-Out were to become readilly available nationwide, would California then lose it's cultural significance?

3. What's the most embarrassing thing you've said to somebody (something that made you immediately regret the comment)?

4. It's really fun to be drunk in public, huh?

5. Holding a pee as long as possible before release is pleasurable - yes or no?

Hey, one of the friends of rwbs has a birthday today.

It's Jer over at Thought Minion.
Happy 30th Jer.
And in your honor I have phoned the local oldie station and requested that they play Birthday by the Beatles and dedicate it to you.
They said no.
Go figure.
Happy Birthday Anyway!!!

Real World ... Blogger Style Approved Reference Texts

Here is the list of approved rwbs reference texts.
1. Urban Dictionary
2. Sex Dictionary

Does anyone know the definition of the Danza Slap?
Uh-uh-uh, no fair peeking!

Do you have any reference texts that you think meet the rigorous standards of the rwbs? Submit them and find out.

ooohaaaah!

laydees and gentlefellows everybody's favourite housemate (that would be me you baystards) has gotten herself a brand spanking (yes please)new hair cut and colour which took a measly 4 hours to get done.. apparentty its hard to get black hair dye out of your hair.... whoops! who knew!

check the pix out at my blog

How fucking hot am i?!?

Belle's Quiz

1. Pancakes or Waffles?
2. Name one irrational fear that you have.
3. What is your favorite smell? (Is it the smell of hard wood burning in the Potter Bed & Breakfast? What, I've been watching too much Dawson's Creek again? Oh. Ok. Minus that part about burning wood and the Potter B&B then.)
4. When you go to sleep at night do you fall right to sleep or do you lie awake for a while thinking about all the people you killed for no real reason that day, regrets, bills, Bill Clinton, and/or pie?
5. If Gloria Estefan had you chained up in her basement where she and her Miami Sound Machine were singing and doing the conga for you for weeks causing your ears to bleed when suddenly one day Gloria decided to run upstairs and call Ricky Martin to come over to do a duet and one of the poor burnt out members of Miami Sound Machine took pity on you and handed you his cell phone, who would you call to come rescue you?

If you want to read about my exciting day

check out my latest post on The Grand Ennui.

As you can see we have a new house member

Welcome AmyJo to the house. I think she is either a real cousin of Jonnie's or another one of Jonnie's pretend cousins, you know like Jonnie pretends that Evel Knievel and the Facts of Life's Lisa Whelchel are his cousins.
Here is the acceptance email AmyJo sent to me.

thanks for inviting me. I am as thrilled as a little girl. But the link doesn't work--even when I cut and paste! Anyway, could it have expired because I didn't do it over the weekend? Please advise, I can't wait for the Real World Blog house slumber parties. I have baby doll pyjamas all picked out.

AmyJo, I need an icon pic or you will forever be either Bobbie, Bettie, or Billie Jo.

Mad's Quiz

1. what band/song do you secretly like, even though people might make fun of them/you?
2. have you ever watched/listened to someone have sex? if not, would you if you could?
3. what have you done recently that makes you feel guilty?
4. if you could cure one disease, what would it be?
5. would you rather see how the future looks, or go back to a completely different time in history?

and melanie/marci, i'm working on it. the atlanta contest runs this week on the radio, and if i win, IT'S ON.

Nancy's Quiz

1. What pets do you have, and what are their names?
2. What is the last movie you saw?
3. What DVD have you rented more than any other?
4. Which of your parents are you most like, and in what way?
5. If I had all the money in the world, the car I would buy is the _________

Sandra's quiz

OK, here are my 5 questions:

1. What is the most memorable book you've ever read?
2. What actor/ actress could play you well?
3. What are your vices, if any?
4. Do you sleep on your stomach or back or in another position?
5. What award do you deserve today?

Just one more thing to help push belle over the edge.

Suction cup monkey.

This weeks assignment - write a quiz

Your assignment this week is to write a five question quiz to help us to get to know our housemates a little better.

Here is my quiz
1. You are having all of us over for dinner, what would you serve?
2. What is your favorite Johnny Depp movie?
3. If you could ask one house member a single question who would you ask and what would your question be?
4. Have you ever had a sexual liaison in a public place, if yes where, if no would you and where would you?
5. Who is the most annoying celebrity in the world?

Post your answers in the comments section.
Your quiz should be a new post.

cow pies.

Im taking this as a personal insult! it makes me sound anal! im not anal! who told u i was anal! anal doesnt even begin to describe me! anyone who knows me will tell you that its a pil eof rubbish! now im going to go write an abusive letter to the owner of the site from which it came detailing all the reasons why it is wrong! ill show them anal! completely unfunny my arse!

Wackiness: 40/100
Rationality: 62/100
Constructiveness: 40/100
Leadership: 44/100


You are an SRDF--Sober Rational Destructive Follower. This makes you a font of knowledge. You are cool, analytical, intelligent and completely unfunny. Sometimes you slice through conversation with a cutting observation that causes silence and sidelong glances. You make a strong and lasting impression on everyone you meet, the quality of which depends more on their personality than yours.

You may feel persecuted, as you can become a target for fun. Still, you are focused enough on your work and secure enough in your abilities not to worry overly.

You are productive and invaluable to those you work for. You are loyal, steadfast, and conscientious. Your grooming is impeccable. You are in good shape.

You are kind of a tool, but you get things done. You are probably a week away from snapping.

Not another quiz!

I found the link to this quiz on Jer's site.

20 Questions to a Better Personality
Wackiness: 88/100
Rationality: 38/100
Constructiveness: 44/100
Leadership: 34/100

You are a WEDF--Wacky Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you a menace to society, depending on how you channel your energies. You chew your fingers and have an addictive personality. Properly guided, you can be enormously productive--otherwise you run amok, stir up trouble, and generally have a hell of a good time.

To your friends, you are a source of relentless entertainment. You often get into trouble, but you almost always find a way out. You are strangely popular and feed off others' energy. You live hard, seize the day, and although your more sober friends would like to see you settled down, you generally have fewer regrets and better memories than they do. Your tenet is that, at the end of the day, one regrets only what one didn't try. You are right.

You could benefit from outside help in balancing your highs and lows. Or perhaps cutting back on the caffeine.

Take the quiz if you dare.

RW ... BS week in review, putting the BS in BS since the year 2004

1. Boz is still the boz, smart, witty, cool, calm and collected, and a raging egomaniac with a herniated disk in his lower back.
2. Marci is sporting a new hairstyle courtesy of her good friend Melanie.

The Marci Mullet



3. Dvl is on a secret mission, I can't divulge what it is because I wooden want to cross her.
4. Belle's blog must have been hacked, because she hasn't posted in a month. Has Norman Bates finally struck?
5. Jonnie is either Dennis Quaid or David Spade, or Randy Quaid, or the obviously Amish guy on the bicycle.
6. Sandra is coming to America in a week, let's just hope that Jonnie isn't the deranged maniac we all believe him to be and everything works out all right.
7. MadMathias is back from his cross country journey in which he played Dennis Hopper to Monique's Peter Fonda.
8. Rosa is stuffed up, but don't feel too sorry for her she's been perpetually stuffed up for the year and a half that I've known her.
9. Nancy is using stalling tactics to delay turning in her "real" self portrait, and I do not believe for one moment that CJ ate her homework.

I think that is all for now.
Wait, oh yeah, we will be getting a new house member as soon as she replies to the invitation that I sent out yesterday.
Yes, another she.
Now that is really all for now.

No more "ini" food

Ok, we all know that Jonnie has been working in a quarry, and that he used to hang around the quarries in Bloomington Indiana, and that he also was in the movie Breaking Away.
In the picture below which of the Cutters is Jonnie?

Rosa Speaks

Here's Rosa!!!

Dingoes drank my cola!

The Troll, rosa's brother, emailed this to me earlier today.



Don't even ask why rosa calls him The Troll!

Finally!

Nancy has submitted her self-portrait.
It's lame, but it's done.

A phrase that makes me smile

Fling poo.

Somebody owes us a self-portrait.

It isn't rosa, because rosa's was posted
yesterday.
Let's see, could it be
dun dun dun
NANCY!!!

Assignment for today

Write a haiku or a limerick with the word spooge, spoo, or smegma in it.

Public service project

It is time for the weekly RW...BS public service project, and I have a winner for us. According to this article, loud noise causes women to eat. As a public service, let's add to the list of things that cause women to eat.

I shall start (basing this on personal experience)

1. Breathing
2. Feeling happy
3. Feeling sad
4. Feeling
5.

Heard on the news

"The robber escaped the scene in a green, metallic car...."
He thought about driving his green plastic car instead, but he thought it was too lightweight for a getaway car.....

This is the dorkiest thing ever

mmm nothing warms you up on a cold like a steaming hot mathematical concept served with double cream... can you feel the love?

*sniffle* someone kill me now!

So thats where all my aloe vera kleenex went... you leave them on the couch for just a minute and some no good house mate (not mentioning any names... JONNIE!) steals them as he gets ready for a date... to play theres something about Jonnie (unless ur a brit u wont get that joke.. so click here)
So now im stuck blowing my goobers into ungodly sand paper like toilet paper and normal tissues... Oh the humanity! Ive been pretending that i wasnt sick (denial never works.. it didnt work for clinton, it wont work for me) It hit me full blast, im reduced to a dribbly old person, even more so than usual.

BAH HUMBUG!

A Whole New Wing!

I haven't really been doing day labor, I've been building on to the house during the day. I can't believe you all didn't hear the racket.


There's a room there for belle and a couple of guest rooms.
I know it's a little tacky, but I didn't want to forget where it was.

As aussie as a .....

Sherilyn's Australian Meat Pies

Favorite pie crust recipe
Puff pastry for topping
3 to 3 1/2 lb Ground beef
2 Onions, minced
Beef broth
Water
Worcestershire Sauce
Freshly ground nutmeg (the secret ingredient)
Salt and pepper
Flour and water, for thickening (an unusually large amount)
Egg wash to glaze.

Created by Sherilyn Sue. Schamber

Everything is done by sight and taste. Make pie dough. Pull just enough
dough off to fill a small tin with excess on the sides for sealing and crimping.
Fork bottom in a few places so the crust doesn't rise and bubble. Spray tin
with nonstick spray. In a large pot, cook meat and onion. Add broth and a
small amount of water to cut the strong taste of broth. Season with nutmeg,
Worcestershire Sauce, salt and pepper. Add flour and water mixture.

Cook and stir until thickened. The sauce should be quite thick. Cool the
filling on top of the stove and then fill the pies. Place a little warm water
around edges of crust; cover with puff pastry; seal and crimp. Makes holes
on top with a fork for steam release. Brush with egg wash.

Bake 350 F until tops are browned. Cool on wire racks.

Serve with plenty of mashed potatoes, green peas, and lots of tomato
sauce (Catsup.)

Meat pies maybe freeze well. Place in freezer bags. Reheat at 350 F until
thoroughly heated. If edges of crust start browning too quickly, cover with
strips of foil.

wanky haiku for you.

Click to make larger.

Cutie pie

If anyone has any objection... you can bite me!

Jumping Jackoff

What a perfect 4th of July!
After webcamming with Sandra most of the morning, I spent the rest of the holiday in the backyard pool -


Is there such a thing as a "Jumping Jackoff"? I know there's an excercise called the "Jumping Jack" and I'm thinking for some reason that if you do a jumping jack off the diving board, it's called a "jumping jackoff". I used to do them when I was 10 years old or so.
But that just as well may have been something I made up as a kid.

At any rate, jumping jackoffs hurt a lot more than I remember (in the private area) and I don't recommend them for guys over the age of 10.

Key Lime Pie

is so good it makes me want to cry ... in july.

That's right, I'm just misunderstood!

You are Lime.
You are quirky and misunderstood. You are
definitely your own person. You don't let
anyone tell you who you should be. You never
sell out your values and beliefs, no matter
what. However, you can sometimes have trouble
fitting in, but only because you are
misunderstood.
Most Compatible With: Wintergreen


Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You?
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L'Orange you glad you asked?

You are Orange -- You are outgoing and optomistic. You always try to find the bright spot in everything. You are energetic and people are naturally attracted to you. However, you are not always sure of what your purpose or goals are.
Most Compatible With: Fresh Mint
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It's not pie

but they do make my mouth all tingly.


You are Wintergreen.
You are cool and collected. You are very
comfortable with yourself and what you do.
Even if you have a lot of responsiblities, you
always manage to be in control. You are
sometimes laid-back and you are always the
voice of reason. However, others may see you
as lazy or detached sometimes, unable to act
responsibly.
Most Compatible With: Lime


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Happy 4th of July

I would like to wish everybody a happy 4th of July.
I will be recovering from sunburn this year, but would like to share a photo from last year's festivities -


The guy who was renting my friend's basement moved out & left this huge rubber cat. We thought it would make a good stage for our fireworks display.

I found this on Jonnie's blog

I told you these quizzes really suck ass in the accuracy department.

My japanese name is 中村 Nakamura (center of the village) 健太 Kenta (healthy and plump).
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I Spy... with my little eye....

I Spy - Topic: PIE!!!!!!!

In honor of PIE IN JULY... go out there and take pics of pie or things that relate to or resemble pie... or even things that kinda sound like pie.

Have fun... include yourself in the pic if you can but it's not required.

Post all your photo(s) to the RWBS Buzznet photoblog ASAP!!! (and continue to do so all month long during Pie in July -- you're not limited to just one photo for this project... the more the better.)

A half asleep

4th of July weekend audio post.

Another Test

Dog Toy or Marital Aid?

I got 11 out of 14 correct.

I am NOT on a role with these quizzes

You're Carl! You're just an average scummy guy who
experiences a lot of crazy shit because of his
human-sized food-shaped neighbors. You have a
sweet car and a nice pool, but you're still
gross.


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Adult Swim Rawks...

Frylock! The brains of the operation, you like to use your smarts for fighting crime and
solving problems. Often, you wonder why people are such idiots.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - which character are you?

Of COURSE I am a peach pie

I didn't need a quiz to tell me THAT! All the finest women are peach. Right, Belle?


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Honey,

How about cutting me off a nice big slice of ...

are you implying that i'm (a) 'tart'?!?!

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Pi R Square?

No, Pie are round, cornbread are square.


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Let's get the Pie-In-July festivities rolling

It's pie o'clock, do you know where your spleen is?


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Real World Members Update

Boz is Bhagarna the Foreign Man.
Marci is either blessed or plagued with Nipple Erectus.
Dvl may be suffering from MILF Denial Syndrome.
Belle needs to have her spleen and her breast implants removed.
Jonnie has been kidnapped by migrant workers and was last seen somewhere in the Salinas Valley.
Sandra lost the "I Have To Live With Jonnie" contest and begins her sentence at the end of the month.
MadMathias was last seen singing show tunes somewhere in the heartland of America. He does a very heartfelt rendition of Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair.
Rosa hahaha, Rosa, hahahaha, is teaching Grade 7 'tards in Australia.
Nancy is auditioning for and has the inside track on becoming the Activities Director for the house. Damn, is she perky, or what?

SINCE EVERYONE IS MEETING:

If any friends of the Real World live around Atlanta, and wantes to join in the "Good Beer" festivities, I will be out enjoying the 14% alcohol..... Don't know if you will be able to find me, but this might be a hint. Who's with me?

Good-by June

Happy Pie in July.

history made... it still feels like a dream.

tonight i had the pleasure of meeting my blogmate Madmathias and Monique of My New Best Friend (who truly if they weren't leaving to live hundreds of thousands of miles away i know for sure they'd be my new best friends)... honestly, and it's not the jaegermeister speaking, there are not enough words to express how great these people are -- but maybe i can conjure up just a few: first, Mad flew to SoCal from Wisconsin today to accompany Moni on her road trip to New England... what kind of guy would do this? a fucking awesome guy!!! second, originally our plans were to meet up on thursday night for cocktails and such, but as time was of the essence for them to pack and prepare for the road trip, Moni agreed to pick up Mad from an already delayed flight coming into the airport in OC and drive straight to LA tonight to meet up with me before they left... what kinda of gal would do this? a fucking awesome gal!!! seriously, i just met these two fine folks tonight for the first time, and i already miss them and am kinda feeling cheated that they're leaving me (*hint hint* that you guys always have a place to crash when you come back to visit, and you'd better come back to SoCal to visit soon)... i am so super jealous of their upcoming road trip, but i expect to see pics of things like the Largest Ball of Twine or Largest Puddle of Mud and such, and maybe they'll grace us with an audioblog or two from the road (i personally would like to hear them singing some show tunes... Button Up Your Overcoat anyone?)

peace in your travels, kids.

(btw, as promised we did an audioblog but for some reason it never showed up (dammit!!!) but i suppose it's just as well since we made asses of ourselves on the audblog, and as you know we have reputations to uphold. har har har)

UPDATED: audioblog comes through in the end -- click here to hear the silliness....