*sniffle* someone kill me now!

So thats where all my aloe vera kleenex went... you leave them on the couch for just a minute and some no good house mate (not mentioning any names... JONNIE!) steals them as he gets ready for a date... to play theres something about Jonnie (unless ur a brit u wont get that joke.. so click here)
So now im stuck blowing my goobers into ungodly sand paper like toilet paper and normal tissues... Oh the humanity! Ive been pretending that i wasnt sick (denial never works.. it didnt work for clinton, it wont work for me) It hit me full blast, im reduced to a dribbly old person, even more so than usual.

BAH HUMBUG!