Saturday night playlist

Sitting here marking and waiting for the iron chef to start

1. The Kinks - Louie Louie
2. Supergrass - Alright
3. Macy Gray - Sexual Revolution
4. Jill Sobule - Supermodel
5. Elastica - ready to go
6. Greenday - i wanna be sedated
7. Chaka Khan - aint nobody
8. Reel Big Fish - somebody hates me
9. Counting crows - Mr Jones
10. Mrs Robinson - Weezer

Oh yeah.. im so pumped for a food challenge!

aaaudiiooooo blooogggggg

Jonnie's Astral Quadruplets

Jeff Foxworthy, Foxy Brown, Jane Curtin, & Jonnie 7-11.

The scientologists, the entertainers and me

My asteroid twins




L ROn Hubbard
Dana Delaney
William H Macy
Neil Seadaka
Rosa Posa

Not to be outdone by Sandra

My Astral Quads




Scott Thompson from the Kids in the Hall, Bozzie
Jim Nabors, and George the I

Astral quadruplets

Ayatollah Khomeini, Cosma Shiva Hagen (daughter of Nina Hagen), Bob Saget and me.

We all have our birthday on may 17... which is soon, but don't worry, there's still a little time for you to record a couple of songs for RW... Audio Style II and ship the CD as a gift to Germany.

AmyJo and her Astral Twin

AmyJo



And her Astral Twin famed courtesan, princess, and later nun, Liane De Pougy

SHAZZAM

AmyJo made a comment earlier today over on The Grand Ennui about astral twins.
A very loose interpretation of an astral twin would be two people who share the same birthday, but not necessarily the same year.
Some of my celebrity astral twins are for June 12th
Jim Nabors
Anne Frank
The First President George Bush
Ally Sheedy
and The Kids in the Hall's Scott Thompson
Who are some of your Celebrity Astral Twins?

I'm not dead

Goddammit, I'm not!!!

The good and the bad

The bad.

I am in need of a virtual hug, something has got me really pissed off.. i get really frazzled over issues concerned with finances and money and something has REALLY pissed me off, i am suffering from rage here.. i never get really angry.
To find out why you will have to visit my blog and read the story about the internet shortage of 2005. I cant recount it here because just thinking about it makes my stomach churn and this is my happy place. I'll just say that i do not feel like i have recieved very good customer service. GRRRRR! (seriously.. im really angry and the fact that this stupid thing gets me angry and frustrated makes me even angrier!!!!!!! <--- see!) ............ Please leave nice comments.. tell me hair smells nice.... or that im just wonderful.. i need it.

The good.
I had a post planned about my nice year 8 class... but im so angry im not feeling so chirpy about it anymore.. *sigh* ill try anyway. I have a nice year 8 geography class and i have been teaching them all about globalisation and TNCs such as Nike and McDonalds ,sweatshops, NGOs, trade and Aid ... interesting and real world stuff.. the sort of geography that i like. And i set a task for them to do that involved them doing a little research and writing a letter to the editor of a newspaper discussing issues concerned with TNCs such as sweatshops, poor working conditions, environmentally unsustainable practices, unethical behaviour, cruelty to animals and so on... and they are all sooooo cute. Most of them have written about KFC, Disney and Adidas.

...... Dear Ed, i am a big kangaroo lover and it is said that Adidas is the largest predator of kangaroos.... Brands like adidas and nike are depending on animal cruelty to make big bucks.. what are they thinking??....

.... the amount of trees that are needed to be destroyed for KFC packaging but they are not taking any action to even try and plant any new trees, and without trees we are putting our own lives at risk.....

.... Most KFC customers will expect animals to be humanely treated, even if it adds a few cents per meal....

.. i think KFC is acting immorally in the areas of animal cruelty and working conditions...



I am the best teacher in the world.

In keeping with today's theme of Celebrating Cool Germans

Two of my Favorite Cool Germans.

Today is ...

Celebrate Cool Germans Day





Inspired by the fact that AmyJo has got a bone on for Klaus Kinski, and the new pope, and Sandra.

Boz the Knife

Hoo, hoo, hoo

Jonnie Love Boat

(or Shipwreck).

I dare anybody to keep their panties on after listening to this.

remember this one?

Paranormal Tuesday at the RW ... BS

Share with us your encounters with the Other World.
Ghosts, Erlkönigs, Golems, Bunyips
All things that went bump in the night!



The Bunyip

Schniii schna schnappi....

Somebody kill me....

I still cant stop singing this... its just too damned cute.. my whole family has been infected too...


*clicky* Schnappi *clicky*

face the facts

In my opinion...


It would be really nice to be REALLY good at something or at least to be really gobsmackingly beautiful. Instead of being average or just normal. Isnt it funny that for so long(especially in our adolescent years) we crave normality.
I dont want to be normal or... maybe its just mediocrity i fear. Maybe normal isnt the problem.

Have you ever looked at another person ( and im sorry if this feels a little more geared towards the lady housemates.. but i was afterall born with a vagina *checks*.. yep) and wondered what it would be like to be that breathtaking perfect, small.. delicate and perfectly formed. What would it be like to be SO beautiful that everyone stares and pays attention to you... wherever you go? I had a moment like that a few weeks back at the local shopping centre, accompanied by the troll. I noticed the stares and lingering looks of many people passing by. I pointed this out to the troll and he admitted ashamedly that i looked really nice that day. Later on i realised that i had tissue stuck to my face.. but i digress...

Oh what the hell... does it get any better than this?

AmyJap

Thank you for the Japanese ephemera, AmyJo!

Roll Call:


Boss Coffee, Featuring Boz, by Suntory!


My Personal Favorite, American Coffee, by DyDo!


And the Famous "Life Partner" Brand Fruity Drink, also by Suntory!

(All products modelled by the Japanese vending machine robot)

back to school

Sigh

double sigh

le sigh.. even!


My two week break is over, tomorow i go back to the coal mines.

Why it was only yesterday.......

Look into my eyes.

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Week in review

Ok, so maybe we haven't jumped the shark after all, and if we have, so what.
Let's take a look at what has happened the past week.

AmyJo got her new computer, an Apple GBook or something, but it has no word processing program, so she was ready to toss it at a homeless man, but then she started to like it, and she named it Pippi, so I guess it now part of her life.

Continuing with computers and stuff. Rosa is back online. She now has wireless broadband to go with her laptop and she can get online just about anywhere now, which would come in handy if she ever got out of bed.

Jonnie, or should I say J-Dawg has joined a gay black hip hop group that he saw on Soul Train yesterday. He's the bad boy of the group, which I think means that he doesn't wash his cum rag very often.

Sandra was ready to call Interpol, the FBI, the CIA, and the Del Taco hotline the other day because she couldn't get in touch with Jonnie. It turns out that Jonnie just blew out the phone jack when he tried to use it as a masturbation aide.

Belle is an aunt again. This is her first niece, and the proud parents named the newborn Wardrobe Malfunction, which caused some friction because that is the nickname belle uses when she visits the Two Corey's message board.

I guess that is all the REALLY BIG news from last week, or all that I can think of at the moment.

oh my freaking god!

i think i may be back online! oh yes indeedy.

did someone say wireless internet? i think they did. The installation of all this crap was giving me panick attacks but i am now sitting at my kitchen table absolutely wireless..... information buzzing all around me...


HEAVEN

I do believe we should have a welcome back party for me :)

J-Dawg

Pictured here with entertainment sensations, 4MULA1:


Shortly before pouring vodka on a hotel rug and lighting it on fire.
J-Dawg claims to have been emulating former New Kid On the Block, Donnie Wahlberg.

Fellow 4MULA1 entertainers E-Maze, Chaos, AJ, and G1000 could not be reached for comment.

dvl in disguise... ha!

dvl in disguise... ha!
Posted by: dvl.

thanks to sx70 for the linkage to make your own south park character

Why not?

Why not?
Create your own
Posted by: boz48730.

Here

Boz the SLA years

Back when Patty and I were in the SLA.

Today is Nancy Appreciaton Day

I received an email from Nancy this morning. She has been really busy with her new job and hasn't had the time or opportunity to do much blogging.
She asked me if I thought she should move out and I told her that there was NO way that she was moving out. I said she had just become a Member Emeritus of the RW ... BS, which means whenever she has the time or feels the need she can just drop on by and leave a comment, or whatever.
She asked me to say hi to everyone and to tell you that she misses us.
So ...
Happy Nancy Appreciation Day ... Nancy.

Today is ...

Fuck Bob Dylan Thursday.

A Haiku Riddle for Jonnie Wednesday

Vampire fork-teeth
and an Eskimo side-kick?
!ochtaN repuS s'tI...

(use secret decoder ring for answer to riddle)

For only pennies a day

In keeping with today's theme of Jonnie Wednesday, I think we should all pitch in and treat Jonnie to the free lunch he missed out on at the Nixon Library and Impeachment Center.
I'll start.



Send all donations to me, and I will make sure that he gets each and everyone one of them.

Jonnie Wednesday part 2

Tell me about Jonnie.
Oh, you don’t want to get me started on this, believe me. So I’ll keep it short: he’s the most wonderful person I've ever met - honest, faithful, funny, loving, down to earth, smart, caring, creative, good looking and freakin hardcore. And he has no idea what a great guy he really is.

Also, I am pretty sure he can unhinge his jaw like a snake, he can eat burgers like the following with a bite or two.



Tell me how you feel about him.
I love him to death.

Is he as he appears to be?
Yes. He’s pretty much the same person online as he is in “real life”. A little more shy perhaps, and even funnier. Yes, he really loves his scrapbook stuff that much and yes, he really is responsible for approximately 80% of Del Taco’s turnover.

Is there something deep and mysterious about him?
No. Well, he IS a deep person with a multi-faceted persona and my life is probably not long enough to hear all the stories of his amazing life, but there’s nothing mysterious about him. And this is GOOD.

Has he ever done the sombrero for Sandra?
No. Well, let me think… no, no. Not the sombrero, no.

He's not as cool as me though, right?
Hmmm… he’s damn cool with that eyepatch AmyJo sent him, isn’t he?

It's Jonnie Wednesday

Tell me about Jonnie.
Tell me how you feel about him.
Is he as he appears to be?
Is there something deep and mysterious about him?
Has he ever done the sombrero for Sandra?
He's not as cool as me though, right?

I think he has this boyish enthusiasm about life, and about things, and it is infectious. Try spending any time around Jonnie and not get caught up in his fascination with Nixon, Hulk hands, Del Taco, or ejaculation.
I dare you, go ahead and try.

Blargh!!!

Has the chain letter jumped the shark somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean?

Five instances where the RW ... BS has jumped the shark

1. A very special Dvl.
2. Belle reaches puberty.
3. The Summer House, a Sandra and Jonnie spin-off
4. Boz Sings!!!
5. AmyJo invites Ted McGinley to join the house.
6. Cori gets a makeover

Please, add your own, if you can be bothered.

Just a typical day shopping

Udder Cream and store brand Depends.



Mother Boz is now set for her trip to Chicago with belle.

(((Knock Knock Knock)))

Who is it?
Ummm .... Candy Gram.

Package from Germany!!!

The Loot



Sandra, this is fantastic!!!!

Man, I miss the 80's

I received this link in an email from AtxSuper*, formerly known as AtlSuper*.
I pity the fool who doesn't call their mother.

I want some camo shorts.

RWBS... the truth

Rumor's been going on that the RW...BS blog has been extremely quiet lately and that it might have jumped some fish.

Don't believe the hype! Here's statistical proof of what's going on:

(April 2005 only estimated)

We're just suffering from seasonal effects, like ice cream!
January and February seem to be our busiest months. Any idea why?

The major blog events XIJ and XIJIF did not bring an exceptionally high number of posts, as one may have assumed.

Conclusion: we may go through one or another dry spell, but we'll come back strong afterwards. This blog's not dead. It will never die. NEVER! Mwahaha.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ok, where are my little white pills again?

i am sure you will agree....

this



is
so
fucking
great

Oh My God!!!

Has the Real World ... Blogger Style jumped the shark?

The Perfect Red Dress