Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, started school three weeks ago.

Soon after this picture was taken Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad's teacher, Mr. Cheezwhiz (pronounced che-we) took an unexpected leave of absence,

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, has been banned from Asia Buffet.

This will teach Uncle Jonnie not to take Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, on moo goo gai pan night.

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad at the mall

Auntie Belle bought Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, two pet caterpillars at Caterpillars 'R Us ... I wonder where they could be hiding???

Truth In Print...

After Ike bitch-slapped the Texas Coast, I got this in my change at McDonalds while ordering my McRib du jour.

Honest Abe my effin' ass!!!

From a Weird Hippy Store in Ann Arbor

Thanks for the cool classic Marvel Comics postcard, Cookie!

It was acquired from, "a weird hippy store in Ann Arbor".

screw the man!

so i've been officially financially raped by my former apartments.

that's exactly what renting is...financial rape.

the bastards took $300!!!! how the hell can they do that? something about flea and deodorizing spray for $130 or something like that...and goddamn it if they didn't charge me $87 for repainting. repainting?!!! white paint, pah-leez!

this can't be legal. i can't wait till i get the sorry excuse of an itemized list with my check in about a week. so they say. shit.

i think i may just cry.

-currently unemployed RW...BS blogger: Cookie

p.s. thanks for allowing me a space to vent where there won't be any pats on that back and "there, there girl"s.

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, told Auntie Belle that he had to go really, really bad

But she just wouldn't listen.



"Look Auntie Belle, this is a trick Uncle Jonnie taught me!"

Do I look smart in this picture?

Go ahead, ask me what song I am listening to.
Ok, it's The Girl I Can't Forget by Fountains of Wayne

Rainy Monday Night in East Tawain.

Did I tell you that I bought a new refurbished laptop that I am 99% sure is a new discontinued model laptop?
Did I tell you that I bought a cordless optical mouse for it?
Did I tell you that I bought a 320 gig portable hard drive for it?
Did I tell you that I bought speakers for it, but I won't be getting the speakers for a couple more days because I bought them online ...
Actually, I bought all this stuff online except for the mouse, and I am very happy with everything, in fact, I use the laptop about 90% of the time now, oh, and the wireless router that I got so I could go wireless on my laptop, I didn't buy that online either, and yeah, I am sitting at the kitchen table right now making this post, and I guess that's it for now.

Even Freakier...

This one looks A HELL OF A LOT like my DAD.

FUCKING FREAKING UNREAL.

This is with Boz's creator.

Not Photoshop, not paint.

I must go kill myself now, for I will be forever UGLY.

Fake Vs. The REAL Deal

Freaky huh?? Who would have known...

Ode to Charo

Jonnie, while watching the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon, thinking of Larry Bower, I composed this for you.
The rest of you, you'll have to wait for your Ode to "space for rent."

Charo, oh Charo
Shake those big knockers for me
A well placed coochie coochie
Makes me weak in the knees
Knock those maracas around
(as your boobies sag to the ground)
Coochie coochie coochie!
Here's to Charo nookie.

Then the damn woman wasn't on the thing!!! But the sentiment was...

Yearbook Yourself Dot Com

Make a yearbook photo of yourself for any year from the 50's to the 90's



Boz 1980.
Yearbook Yourself

i'm actually live...and relearning my accent

so i've made it to virginia. by way of the south the whole way.

my father and i overestimated the size of the reserved trailer and then we underestimated my amount of shit.

so in the end i had nothing but a microwave, a microwave i love dearly, to bring to my sister (one of the items on a long list i promised to give her when we stopped in michigan). so i said, "hell no, we won't go!" and it was so.

but after a long and only semi-treacherous drive, i am safe at the family abode and currently unemployed. boy does this suck. what sucks more is that i'm back to DIAL UP. so yes, RLB, i am missing work...;)

just based on the few days that i've been back i have decided that i need to make this stay in this state as Short as humanly possible. let's just say i'm reminded all the time about why i left i the first place. :/

OH! and i'm on a mailing kick. anyone want anything that i don't have the address to, drop me a line:
sera.cook@gmail.com

yes, i have revealed my name. i'll be damned for that.