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Saturday, November 24, 2007

Universal Studios Theme Park.

We finally made it to Universal Studios Theme Park this week and it was definitely all it's cracked-up to be - a complete action-packed entertainment experience:

The famous Universal Globe.

They have lots of new-fangled 3-D shows that incorporate actors, blasts of air & water, and moving seats so it really seems like you're actually experiencing the show in reality. Aside from the great shows, they have some great rides, such as the famous Jurassic park ride. Then everything was topped off with the famous Universal Tour. We got to go around on the movie lots. Clint Eastwood and Angelina Jolie were filming an upcoming movie called the Changeling and we got to check out the set. We also drove up and down Deperate Housewive's Wisteria Lane (they were filming that day too though it was after the tornado which will occur on the Dec. 2 episode (sorry, I don't give spoiler alerts). They were one of the few shows filming during the writer's strike, maybe that's why they went with the tornado idea.

Frau Thum & Sandra got to meet Frankenstein's Monster:

Frau Thum & Sandra with Frankenstein's Monster.

We also saw the Bates Motel from Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, John Belushi's Death Mobile from Animal House and a bunch of other shit I don't remember. We were attacked by Jaws, drove through a very realistic simulated earthquake and god knows what all. Also, the neon ape that hangs off one of the stores in the Citywalk section, was dressed up like Santa Claus:


But what impressed me most was that they had a Marvel Mania store there with real superheros hanging around out front. We arrived fairly early, so we got to see them arrive at work in the morning (on their 4-wheelers):

Heroes Driving to Work.

Right in front of the store was a life-sized Hulk statue. I totally should've brought my Hulk Hands:
Jonnie as Rick Jones.


Yay Universal!
Yay Entertainment!

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Scraps of Porn

I'm still mad I lost my Sleaze CD-ROM which contained about 6 years' collected porn and sleaze as well as the outtakes from the porn site I used to webmaster. A thorough search of my hard drive turned up only a few notable articles:

1. While Trevor Brown is best known for his sadomasochistic paintings of Japanese girls, I thought this was a notable departure for him -


Sexy Hulk.


2. I'm not sure where this came from, but it has a bear and a toaster in it -


Sexy Toaster.


3. Alien Sex Fiend #6 -


Alien Sex Fiend #6.

So I've pretty much scraped the bottom of the barrel.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Hulk-Benet Ramsey

Proof that I had a TON of remorse for decapitating the bobblehead hulk that Boz sent me - I just repaired it & it's good as new:

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Deluxe Bobble Pen

Look at this loot from Boz!!

That hulk bobblehead's feet come off to reveal a pen!
For writing on that wall of post-it notes.


And sure enough, Elmer's Brain Eraser did not even phase the Hulk ink, so I think it is genuine.

Thanks, Boz!!

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Friday, March 04, 2005

Lemon Lime

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Hulk By Night

The Incredible Hulk nightlight, evening action -


I'll never sleep again.

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Monday, January 24, 2005

DECENT!!!

In addition to bootleg Sharpies, Boz's giftpack included a Hulk nightlight which is perfect for my bathroom -


Also, there is a great rollerblade kit, discussed in more detail over at Nacho Steppinstone -

The skates fit onto a person's fingers perfectly, making an extremely lifelike rollerblading experience -


I call this trick, "Hulk Bukkake" -

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