The Real World ... Blogger Style: 07/01/2008

rocking and rolling in southern california...

so here is a screen shot from usgs.gov with all the earthquakes/aftershocks for the big 5.8 centered in chino hills.

nothing toppled over, but it got all of our adrenal glands going here at the library!

New refurbished laptop computer for $469.00

I bought this laptop on Friday night from COMPUSA, but I got it for thirty dollars less, and even though it says it is refurbished I am pretty sure that it is either a discontinued item, or an open box item that they can't sell for full price. Make sure you watch the video and listen for when the guy says Windows Wista instead of Windows Vista, you'll laugh so hard you'll cry.

Then today I went to Walmart and bought this wireless router so I can sit in bed and surf scholarly articles about the environment and amputee porn.

Monkeys not included.

Questions for Cookie

In the interests of introducing Cookie to the blog, I plan to conduct a video interview sometime next week.

What questions should I ask her?
What would you like to know about Cookie?
What would you like her to know about you?

Post it all in the comments and I will incorporate everything into next week's interview.

Labels: interview, questions

holy crap, check this out.

so this email was sent out to everyone on my email list. gmail has this great comprehensive email listing. apparently there are multiple options when you click on "Contacts". "My Contacts", "Most Contacted", and "Suggested Contacts"... i thought, hey, "Suggested Contacts" has more emails in it... well it went out, and when i got my first auto reply...i realized what i had done!

check this out, friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRlbX9AJPyg

who else is looking forward to 01/20/09??!!!!

let's hear it!

what it had done was email it to everyone i've only emailed once or just a few times! how embarrassing. i wish i could bury my head in the sand. most were county employees and prospective employers. guess i won't get hired now. this could get ugly. my only condolances so far have come from RLB. he's said that he would hire me because of this. nevermind the fact that the desk jobs would require email knowledge, and i obviously don't know how to use my personal email.

the first copy that i sent out, doesn't show up in the sent folder.... wish that meant it didn't go out, but RLB said that it showed up in his work email. AHHHH!

Boz, the scam artist.

The other day I went to McDonald's and ordered a double cheeseburger to go from the dollar menu, and I specifically asked for NO ONIONS, so when I got home of course it had onions, and of course it didn't stop me from eating it, but still, I ordered NO ONIONS, so today I went back to McDonald's and told them that they screwed up my order from the other day of three hamburgers, a large order of fries, and a large coke, so I got it all for free. So just remember next time they screw up an order just don't mention the part they screwed up, give them your whole order!

Cookie, have you seen Jonnie and Sandra's official wedding photo?

holas mi amigos!

for some reason this thing is typing with the underline on....oh well.

so hello all. my name is LTKPAT, otherwise known as que Sera, sera.

this is what i look like when i wear my superglasses. when i forget them at home, it's to the right. ah!!!!

i work with jonnie711, so that might explain some of this...;)

you can hear my voice in this one. that's my friend karen in the vid. this is the kind of shenanigans i find myself in...(with jonnie's help)
you might have seen me featured in jonnie's numerous Asia Buffet Fan Club. yeah, that's me!

Anschluss

I might be getting a package from someone who lives in Austria, which is right next to Germany, so, since they are neighbors, I wonder if Sandra and her are friends?

Ranch = American

Ranch is not considered a real flavor in Germany, so Doritos' Cool Ranch chips are sold as Doritos' Cool American chips:

Cool American.

Labels: chips, Cool American, Doritos, Germany, ranch

Who Needs An Update??

Well, since RLB did it, I will too.

There's nothing new in Juan Bodley's/JohnnyC.'s world.
Still no job, except as the well driller's tool bitch.
Still no women.
My neighborhood is full of little shithead gangbangers and wannabes. Punk fuckers.

About the only things going right for me are:
#1 my car runs
#2 I can still type.

Juan Bodley on the flip side...

A cranberry mojito please.

I'm getting in touch with my feminine side again. For the past six months or so I have been suffering from night sweats. So, today I did a Google and found out a little bit about them, and ...
Night sweats mostly effect women who are going through menopause.
So ...
So nothing ...
But at least I'll be able to cut back on femhyg products.
And yeah, my night sweats are caused by one of the medications I am on.

New Members

Do you think we should try to recruit some new members?
Belle has a lot of friends on buzznet that I bet she'd be glad to invite.

10 things

1. I have heartburn.
2. I finally beat dvl at Word Twist on Facebook.
3. I pay the kid next door twenty bucks to mow the lawn.
4. I went grocery shopping today and among other things I bought a frozen pizza and six bottles of Faygo Diet Cola.
5. The Magnificent Seven in playing on AMC.
6. I took a shower at six this morning.
7. I just barely beat the noon time rush at the BK.
8. I had my first Whopper in more than a month.
9. Both of my big toes are banged up.
10. The living room is my new bedroom.

best optical illusion.... ever

honestly... concentrate for long enough and you'll eventually see a giraffe

♥

I took an ativan tonight just because I can,

Sounds like the pharmacist is on ativan too.

Where is my mind?

Ok, things have really been hectic around here the last few months, but I really don't want to go into that here, but if you are interested you can check out my buzznet account to see what is what.
Soooooooooo, yesterday I tried connecting the digital cable box to a different tv set and a different cable outlet and all I got was the message that channel is currently not available but will be shortly, or something like that, anyway, it didn't become available shortly so I called the cable company and talked with the automated help bot for about a half hour, and after running through all her tips with nothing happening she out me through to a real live person, who after a half hour couldn't remedy it is either. So she set up an appointment for a cable guy to come out, so fine, and dandy.
I had other stuff I had to do so I forgot about it for awhile, and later on that night I figured I'd just hook the tv up to the basic cable so I'd have something to watch later that night ...
It was then that I discovered ...
That I had connected the cable box to the tv set, but ...
I hadn't connected the cable to the cable box!!!
I felt like such a newbie.

Here's a picture of my toe that I smashed this afternoon while moving furniture.