Post #3000

A young RLB makes his first You Tube video.



Get a life and stop jackin' it!!!

The World Hates Me...

Get off me.
I am a good looking freak. (For a Frankenclops.)

Hey, Jonnie, have ya been watching "Fancy Dan The Flower Pot Man" on the figure skating?? Or did ya pull an "Elvis" and shoot the TV. Some in the Bodley family were wondering...

#2998

Only two posts after this one till post # 3000.
I am going to post a picture.
A funny cat picture.
A funny cat picture from the lolz school of funny cat pictures.
It's a parody of the movie Cloverfield.
Is that the name of the movie all the kids are talking about.
Cloverfield?
Cloverdale?
Anyway
This
should
get
the
last
post
out
of
my
window.

A McRib Sighting!!!

Veggers out there close your eyes.

This was taken tonight, Jan. 22, 2008. When most McDonalds have taken it off the board of fare, there is one in Fort Wayne that still sells 'em. Fresh, too.

Damn tasty.

Banished to the Garage

Some of RLB's personal items which have been (appropriately) reassigned to the garage after marriage:

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1. "7 Chinese Gods in a Boat" statue from Hawaii (upper left)
2. Authentic Welvet Dog tapestry/beach towel (backdrop)
3. Hulk Hands
4. Shriner Collection
5. R1chard Nix0n Showerhead (not pictured)

I just wanted to commemorate these items.

And I'd like to post a few details about some of my Shriner artifacts.

First of all, the shoes are like nothing you can find at Payless:


Secondly, the fez carrying case contains internal supports, so the hat does not dent or crease:


Third: The fezes themselves are all of notably high quality. The tops are even ventilated, so you can wear them around in summer:

Ich bin Jonnie

Click to view my dance skills:

SCATTERGORIES

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...*they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS)

You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl.

1. What is your name: Boz

2. 4 letter word: Bore

3. Vehicle: Bicycle

4. City: Brussels

5. Boy's Name: Bosephus

6. Girl's Name: Barbara

7. Alcoholic drink: Boilermaker

8. Occupation: Baker

9. Something you wear: Bra

10. Celebrity: Bill Gates

11. Food: Bratwurst

12. Something found in a bathroom: Bathmat

13. Reason for Being Late: Big Bang theory came true

14. Cartoon character: Bullwinkle

15. Something you shout: BASTARD!!!

16. Animal: Bison

17. Body part: Brain

18. Word to describe you: Bent

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How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?

I'm all about the cute.

Your Score: Skinny and Cute

Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 18% Big Ass, and 76% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(chicken_pot_pie)

Asses Wild (Tits, Ass, & Cuteness Test)

Your Score: Asses Wild

Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 56% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she's looking extra sexy. Probably not when she's acting.

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(chicken_pot_pie)

Backyard or Junkyard?

Sandra & I love where we're currently living:



But it hasn't always been peaches & cream.
The 10 months we spent in Santa Ana were hardcore. Santa Ana is our hood. We rented a room in an old house with a fair amount of sprawling property behind it. While the property was located right smack-dab in an urban location, it might as well have been a backwoods for all you could tell when you were standing there in it.

The grounds were poorly maintained to say the least and before Sandra & I moved, we snapped some photos so we could always remember our roots (and don't get us started about our neighbors out there). We're just glad we moved out before Sandra's mom visited us.

In fact, I was searching flickr for photos tagged "trash heap" the other day, and they all looked just like our former backyard.

So, here's a new quiz for you:
I have 8 pictures of the former property we were living on and 8 pictures that are tagged "trash heap" by flickr.

Can you guess which 8 depict a "junkyard" and which 8 depict our former "backyard"?

a.	b.
c.	d.
e.	f.
g.	h.
i.	j.
k.	l.
m.	n.
o.	p.

Good Luck.

Let's Start 2008 The Right Way, My Bitches...

This is what this place needs...the BEST hand-job in America!!!

Spiderman has a secret!

Spiderman has a secret.

Latest $5.00 t-shirt exchange with Mr Dvl

Sent by me.



Received by me (back)



Received by me (front)

The dollar store bargain of the century

A crappy cell phone mesh case that makes an excellent mesh carrying case for mini-sized mp3 players.



You can wear it on your wrist with the attached wrist strap.



You can wear it around your neck with the enclosed lanyard.



You can wear it on your belt with the attached belt strap.



It also comes in a variety of colors.

Edit: I had thousands of enquiries, and no, the mp3 player and the belt are not included.

*tap tap tap*... is this thing on???

holy crap, RWBS.... it's probably been over a year since i last posted... and now you have the benefit of me being both relieved that 07 is over and didn't kill me, and the added bonus of over consumption of jaegermeister. (good times... WHAT???) Please forgive me for ignoring you all this time, but it's been a clusterfuck... thanks for understanding.