Juan Bodley in Springfield...

Thanks to Boz, and some investigating in the settings, I finally
figured out how to do this. I think it's better than Boz's anyway...

Now Cheaper Than Ever!

Final edit is finished and released under a Creative Commons license.

140 pages with illustrations and available at the low low price of $10.77:



What a bargain!
Great for Labor Day and Halloween!

Hey look!

JohnnyC is ready to get medieval on Bugs Bunny's ass.

Kevynn Simpson Part II

Given the awesome powers that I possess I was able to re-create Malone's Simpson character.
(See previous post)

Kevynn Simpson

I tried to use The Simpsons generator but didn't know how to put the pic on. It was funny, though. I looked like an asian Steve Urkel. So...pretty accurate.

It's Soooooooooooooooooooul Train

Back when Soul Train really had SOUL!!!

Labor Day Special

Now through Labor Day post your favorite funny animal pictures that you've found on the web.

Ten Answers for Boz

1. Did you get the same table that Mick Jagger had at the restaurant?

We didn't ask, but probably not.
Each booth featured autographed menus from past celebrity guests hanging on the wall. Depending on whether the menu was hung next to the same booth where it was signed or whether it was hung somewhere else in the restaurant where more space was available, we may or may not have been sitting where Mick Jagger sat.

Although there was no Mick Jagger menu hanging next to our booth, we did have a menu that was signed by one of the Full House twins.

I bet I ate what Mick Jagger ate though - a seafood sampler with a variety of seafood hanging from the likeness of a metal fish over a bed of coconut rice:


Frau Thum, Sandra, Jonnie, & Uncle Jon at dinner.

2. Did you take Sandra's mother to the 99 Cent Store?

No, in fact we did not take any of our guests to the 99 Cent Store.
Note: Brother Todd stated Jonnie & Boz's 99 Cent Blog is his favorite blog.

3. Did anyone ask about me?

My father asked where I got that dog/poker tapestry.
After I told him it was a wedding present from Boz, he asked, "Who is Boz?"
I told him you were on the Internet and sent me Faygo Redpop from Michigan and he said, "Cool"!

Then Frau Thum asked, "Who is this Boz?"

4. I couldn't see Jonnie's hands in the picture you posted of the ceremony, was that because Jonnie was wearing his Hulk hands?

Hulk Hands were explicitly verbotten by Sandra.

5. Did Sandra know she had a HUGE flower stuck in her hair?

I thought that flower was so adorable.
I'm not sure if she knew it was there or not though.

6. Was that a nude beach, and if it was did any fat naked ladies walk by during the wedding ceremony?

No to both inquiries, but some middle-aged fully clothed ladies applauded when we kissed at the end of the ceremony. I loved that.

7. Were there any fist fights? It's not a real wedding unless there is at least one drunken fist fight.

There were no fist fights, but my Dad lost a tooth then accidentally swallowed it while eating a calzone.

8. Did you steal anything from the hotel room?

I took some hand towels to use as accessories during my frequent workouts at the local fitness center.
They don't have the hotel logo on them though.

9. Did anyone hit on Sandra's mother? Hey, I'm just curious, she's a single lady, attractive, it's possible you know!

Lots of people hit on Frau Thum, but she ignored most of them.

10. Did Brother Todd do anything really weird?

Weird is relative, but I thought he did something pretty funny when he ordered duck for dinner, then illustrated this photo with a children's book depiction of the same animal he was eating:

Ten questions for Jonnie and Sandra

1. Did you get the same table that Mick Jagger had at the restaurant?
2. Did you take Sandra's mother to the 99 Cent Store?
3. Did anyone ask about me?
4. I couldn't see Jonnie's hands in the picture you posted of the ceremony, was that because Jonnie was wearing his Hulk hands?
5. Did Sandra know she had a HUGE flower stuck in her hair?
6. Was that a nude beach, and if it was did any fat naked ladies walk by during the wedding ceremony?
7. Were there any fist fights? It's not a real wedding unless there is at least one drunken fist fight.
8. Did you steal anything from the hotel room?
9. Did anyone hit on Sandra's mother? Hey, I'm just curious, she's a single lady, attractive, it's possible you know!
10. Did Brother Todd do anything really weird?

DogPoker Tapestry

In all the pre-wedding hub-bub, we never got around to posting Boz's or AmyJo's wedding gift packages. We probably will still do so, but while I was sorting and resizing wedding photos this morning, I remembered that we brought Boz's DogPoker tapestry to the beach with us to use as a spare towel -

It is a wonderful tapestry and everybody enjoyed sitting on it in the sand.

I tried to sell it to some old arab women (marketing it as a "magic Aladdin towel"), but they walked right past me -



Danke for the wedding packages, Boz & AmyJo - we loved everything! Especially AmyJo's annotated Tallahassee cookbook!

Although I fear the copy of National Enquirer (or whichever tabloid it was that Boz included in his package) has got Sandra hooked. She thought it was so funny, she likes to pick up an occasional copy when we're out at the store.

AmyJo Bouvier

Sandra Simpson

Simpson Generator

My personalized Simpson character:


Jonnie Simpson in Alaska.

My "Second" Birthday Is Coming...

For those who care...
Next week, August 29th (or 28th, I was drugged at the time,) I will "celebrate" the second birthday of me.

What am I saying here, you axe?? I consider that day my "rebirth," the day John W. Corbin, genius, went to the ripout room, and from the slab arose Juan Bodley, the tormentor you now deal with on a weekly basis here at RW...BS.

How do you celebrate, you say?? Drink your favorite beverage (mine is Pepsi) and have a cupcake and then throw extra body parts you have laying around at old pics of yourself pre surgery. (Boz you aren't cleared to throw anything so have MB do it for you.) Jonnie and Sandra are excused; marital bliss can cause extreme damage to walls and windows, caution is urged.

Print this pic and post in on the nearest dartboard; that mulleted freak does not exist anymore. Bow down to the rebirth of Juan Bodley!!!

The real world ... serial killers style

Transcript of the zonkboard chat belle and I had last night

belle: listen, i've been thinking
belle: since it's all the rage lately to come forward and say you killed one or seven people, we should come forward
boz: ok, you first
belle: well i was thinking we would come forward as a TEAM!!!
belle: there aren't enough team serial killers
boz: ok, tag team serial killers, I love it

So, without further ado ...
Our first victim.

Saturday August 19th

CONGRATULATIONS

TO

JONNIE
&
SANDRA

Doh!!!

Create A Simpson Character In Your Likeness

My portrait

Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel

All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

What's Your Band Name, Bitches?!!?

Your Band Name is:

The Hard-drinkin' Tangerines

Band Name Generator

Somehow I think they missed it on this one...

(I put in "Juan Bodley" for the name...)

Yeah, but I know 60s and 70s music!!!

You Scored 35% Correct

You know some 80s stuff Like that Paula Abdul was a star back then But you're not sure who Suzie Q was And you don't know what Samantha Fox was really famous for!

How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?

Who should paint your portrait?

Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol

You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

Italian Soda Weekend!

Italian Soda Still Life -


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1 Bottle of Blueberry Pomegranate, 1 Bottle of Blood Orange, and a copy of the OC Weekly's Summer Guide '06.

Words or phrases that make me think of the RW ... BS

FemHyg products
Role model
Amish
Pirate salute
Posture bar
Cincinnati steamer
The keeper
Xmas in June
Xmas in June in February
Bukkake
Del Taco
Free beer
FINE!!!
Hello Audio Blogger, this is Jonnie
Bruce Springsteen Monday

Feel free to add your own, but I know you won't because you expect me to do everything.

Jonnie and Sandra's Wedding Night... Belle Style

Jonnie and Sandra's wedding night - Rosie Posie style.

Jonnie and Sandra's Wedding Night ... Boz Style

Jonnie and Sandra's Wedding...Juan Bodley Style

For some damn reason the other night I had a dream about the future Mr. and Mrs. Gilliom's nuptuals, and the image you see is what the wedding was like.

Jonnie, naturally, was Bugs Bunny.

I apologize for the insanity of this post, but it must be brought to your attention, for no other reason that this: I think I've lost my mind.

Brushing my teeth

I don't usually drool all over, but I also don't usually brush with my mouth open and a camera in my hand.

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A perfect movie for Jonnie and Sandra

Beerfest opens August 25th.

Celebrity makeovers

Jonnie is a girlie man.

JohnnyC is just scary.

Hahahaha @ Sandra.

I take that back, hahahaha @ baby belle.

I'm tired, I'll do the rest later.

A three for one post

1.
Which celebrities do you resemble?

2. Do The Boz

3.
Make your own audipost of Do The Boz.

Hey, do the boz yeah
Hey, come on and do it just because yeah
Hey, do the boz yeah
Hey, it's much cooler than lamaze yeah

You can do it when it's early
You can do it when it's late
You can do it when you're horny
And you want to masturbate

I said hey, do the boz yeah
Hey, come on and do it just because yeah
Hey, do the boz yeah
Hey, do the boz with Santa Claus yeah

You can do it when it's cold out
You can do it when it's hot
Just shake your booty booty booty
That's what the boz is all about

I said hey, do the boz yeah
Hey, come on and do it just because yeah
Hey, do the boz yeah
Hey, put an end to all your blahs yeah

Do the boz yeah
Do the boz yeah
Do the boz yeah
Do the boz yeah

Pity post

I got a get well card from JohnnyC today. I think he called me an ass and begged me for pills, and he might be stalking me.
I also got a letter from Amyjo. She didn't call me an ass but she did say something about a pillow fight in her underwear.