The real world ... serial killers style

Transcript of the zonkboard chat belle and I had last night

belle: listen, i've been thinking
belle: since it's all the rage lately to come forward and say you killed one or seven people, we should come forward
boz: ok, you first
belle: well i was thinking we would come forward as a TEAM!!!
belle: there aren't enough team serial killers
boz: ok, tag team serial killers, I love it

So, without further ado ...
Our first victim.