The Real World ... Blogger Style

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

10 8 Things About Boz's T-Shirt Exchange Package from Jonnie

1. Since the T-Shirt cost less than the agreed upon $5 amount, a supplemental gift was added.

2. The supplemental gift was purchased at a 50% off sale from a local adult establishment and cost $1.50, bringing the total gift value almost exactly to the agreed upon $5 value.

3. Boz's gift t-shirt was purchased on a "3 for $10" rack. The other two shirts we bought were a badass black Santa Ana t-shirt for Jonnie and a lovely black Los Angeles t-shirt for Sandra to wear to Kwando class.

4. Boz's gift package is nearly bursting, not with flavor, but with supplemental materials collected in the community of Santa Ana.

5. Among the supplemental materials is a copy of a free Mexican newspaper called "The Voz", which is pronounced "The Boz" by Mexicans.

6. "Boz" in Spanish is "Voz".

7. "Thyme" in Spanish is "Tomillo".

8. Oh crap, I have to go to work.

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Jonnie's 10 Wikipedia Pages

10 Wikipedia pages of interest to Jonnie:
Cut-Up Technique
Del Taco
Open Access
The Avengers
Shooby Taylor
Reuben Sandwich
Flamethrower
Solomon Grundy
Maneki Neko
Urban Dictionary

Note - Wikipedia does not host pages for "brick bat" or "poon tang"

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Saturday, July 09, 2005

If part II

What if you could be a different musical vocalist on each of the 7 days of the week?
How would you handle that situation?

Here's mine:

Monday - Bruce Springsteen (then everywhere I went, I be like, "Hey! It's Bruce Springsteen Monday!!")
Tuesday -Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Wednesday -Chad Fry from Pwince
Thursday - Little Richard
Friday -Sammy Hagar
Saturday -50 Cent
Sunday - Meat Loaf

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