Final UPS Motivational Slogan of 2006

Well, it seemed like it would never end, but we made it to the final page of the free UPS motivational calendar which was given to me for free by our UPS man.

What a long strange trip it's been.

December's UPS Motivational Slogan:

Let's Tip Our Hats to Our Favorite Icons of Grace Under Pressure.

I guess this is the end of the series, unless I'm given a new calendar this year.

Who is your favorite icon of grace under pressure?

Mine is my UPS man.

Let's Show Them How the Pros Do It

November's inspirational slogan from the UPS calander which was given to me for free by our UPS man at begining of 2006:


Let's Show Them How the Pros Do It.
Wa-hoo! Replace "UPS" with "RW...BS!" and aren't you all ashamed for not posting more often?

June's UPS Motivational Slogan

Courtesy of the 2006 UPS Going Places calendar which was given to me last December by the UPS man for free -


Let's Turn On a Dime - And Make It Look Easy

Bad illustration, those big carts will fall right over if you try to turn them too fast.

It's May already?

May's UPS Motivational Slogan
Courtesy of the 2006 UPS Going Places calendar which was given to me by the UPS man for free -


Let's be the ones to rise to all occasions.
Wow - a fucking UPS plane.

These are getting worse and worse as the year goes on.

April's UPS Motivational Slogan

Courtesy of the 2006 UPS Going Places calendar which was given to me by the UPS man for free -


"Let's crank up your productivity - without breaking a sweat."

Does that inspire anyone?

March's UPS Motivational Slogan

Courtesy of the 2006 UPS "Going Places" calendar -


"Let's gracefully show that, as a matter of fact, you do know it all".

wtf?
What ever happened to "The customer is always right"???

And what's that have to do with the photo?
It's like a security cam shot of a UPS worker unloading boxes in China Town.

Are they suggesting UPS workers know Chinese?
Or know where to take boxes without supervision?

This might be the worst slogan AND the worst photo of the year (I haven't looked ahead though, so I might be wrong).

February's Motivational UPS Slogan

Courtesy of UPS's (free!) 2006 "Going Places" calendar -



"Let's Chew Deadlines Like Candy."

(I already do because I am hardcore).

Man, it looks like that fucker is running FAST.
He's seriously going places and no monkey business.

January's Motivational UPS Slogan

I got a free UPS calendar at work today.

Their theme for 2006 is "Let's Go Places", including the RW blog!

Each month features a different motivational slogan and image of UPS workers in action.

I will scan and post them every month and you can all apply each inspirational slogan to your own lives.


"Let's turn 'It can't be done' into 'When do you want it'" - Discuss in the comments.

Attention Marci !!!

I called UPS and your Xmas in June package was delivered on June 11 at 3:08pm.

It was left at the front desk and signed for by somebody named "Mathews".

Follow up on those leads!