Juan Bodley Gives You The Bird!!!

Your Power Bird is an Eagle

You are spiritual and able to soar to great heights. You are a true inspiration, and many people look to you for guidance. And you are quite demanding in relationships... but you're worth it. People know that you will become even greater than you imagine.

What's Your Power Bird?

Nothing beats a dry humping dog video

RLB's Power Bird

Your Power Bird is a Cardinal

You believe that each day is precious, and you spend your times as best as you can. You see the wonder in small things, and you are often content with what you have. You life an interesting, colorful life - and you bring color to those around you. Confident and expressive, you believe you know how to live a good life. You're living it!

What's Your Power Bird?

I'm an eagle, I'm an eagle!!!

Your Power Bird is an Eagle

You are spiritual and able to soar to great heights. You are a true inspiration, and many people look to you for guidance. And you are quite demanding in relationships... but you're worth it. People know that you will become even greater than you imagine.

What's Your Power Bird?

Universal Studios Theme Park.

We finally made it to Universal Studios Theme Park this week and it was definitely all it's cracked-up to be - a complete action-packed entertainment experience:

The famous Universal Globe.
They have lots of new-fangled 3-D shows that incorporate actors, blasts of air & water, and moving seats so it really seems like you're actually experiencing the show in reality. Aside from the great shows, they have some great rides, such as the famous Jurassic park ride. Then everything was topped off with the famous Universal Tour. We got to go around on the movie lots. Clint Eastwood and Angelina Jolie were filming an upcoming movie called the Changeling and we got to check out the set. We also drove up and down Deperate Housewive's Wisteria Lane (they were filming that day too though it was after the tornado which will occur on the Dec. 2 episode (sorry, I don't give spoiler alerts). They were one of the few shows filming during the writer's strike, maybe that's why they went with the tornado idea.

Frau Thum & Sandra got to meet Frankenstein's Monster:

Frau Thum & Sandra with Frankenstein's Monster.
We also saw the Bates Motel from Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, John Belushi's Death Mobile from Animal House and a bunch of other shit I don't remember. We were attacked by Jaws, drove through a very realistic simulated earthquake and god knows what all. Also, the neon ape that hangs off one of the stores in the Citywalk section, was dressed up like Santa Claus:


But what impressed me most was that they had a Marvel Mania store there with real superheros hanging around out front. We arrived fairly early, so we got to see them arrive at work in the morning (on their 4-wheelers):

Heroes Driving to Work.
Right in front of the store was a life-sized Hulk statue. I totally should've brought my Hulk Hands:
Jonnie as Rick Jones.

Yay Universal!
Yay Entertainment!

Happy Birthday JohnnyC

For the first time ever, I'm making a small sample of the only existing audio recording of a Feel Good Night (recorded March, 1990) available to the public:

Feel Good Pageant '90 (right click to download mp3)

Audio Sample Description:

* A fragment of the Feel Good Darling Pageant in which JohnnyC and another contestant state what Feel Good Night means to them.

* JohnnyC's eloquent 10 word summary of what Feel Good Night means to him.

* The singing of the Feel Good Darling Theme & announcement of that year's winner (JohnnyC)

* JohnnyC's acceptance speech

* Some parting thoughts

Sandra ??? Jonnie??? Can I come in???

That Belongs in a Gallery

Sometimes a picture is so striking, you wish it were hanging in a gallery somewhere.


Now with dumpr, this can be a reality, kind of.

Rate This, Bitch!!!

This is what my blog rates...
I used the words "hell," "abortion," "dick," and "bastard" and that gets me an R rating?? Fuck those assholes!!!

I demand a mother fucking recount

Shit, shit, shit shit, shit, cocksucker, whore, whore whore, scumbag, douchebag.
Dingleberrry, skank, skank, slut, bitch, slut.
Mother fucking cock sucking, cock, cunt, cock, cunt.
Bastard, bitch, anus sucking, ball licking, tits, boobs, snatch, asshole, schlong.
PENIS???
I got your mother fucking penis right here ... bitch!

RW is Kid Friendly

I ran our blog through a site rating page which counts the occurance of objectional words and apparently RW...BS could be a Disney film.



The site found only one objectionable word on the whole page - "penis" occurred one time, which was not objectionable enough to push us out of our G rating.

Onward, Christian soldiers.

JonBenet Ramsey would be proud of us.

It's amazing what you can buy for a quarter after Halloween.

If you have a high speed internet connection this might be the only site you'll ever need.

Movies Found Online.
Including such classics as ...
The Shining
M
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Day the Earth Stood Still
1984
Animal Farm
Where the Buffalo Roam
The Third Man
Threads
Freaks
Night of the Living Dead
Help
Yellow Submarine

And such anti-classics as ...
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The Star Wars Christmas Special
The Turkish Star Wars

And of course ...
The BBC Documentary: My Penis and and Everyone Else's

Also various movies, documentaries, cartoons and animations, tv shows, and music concerts.

Some are public domain, and some are just sort of out there until someone realizes they are out there and deletes them,
BUT!!!
They are all free.

Donner, and Cupid, and Flixn, and Nixon

Rock you? Rock ME!!!

- Get Your Own

Battery operated candle

LOLCat

I Can Has Cheeez Burger

RW...Shriner Style!

I still think these should be our new permanent icon images -

Blogger video

Free Loot, A Closer Look

At last weekend's conference, one organization (which specializes in negotiating lower book and media rates for its member organizations) was giving away free Halloween-themed bubble blowers:

Halloween Bubbles.
I'm glad I took two, because Machete is intrigued by bubbles and now Sandra & I can team up on her:

Machete is intrigued by bubbles.
They had quite a few options to choose from when picking a bubble-blower: witches, vampires, all kinds of things.

Why did I pick Frankenstein's Monster and a pumpkin?

My selections.
I like to think it had something to do with this picture of my Grandparents:

Grandpa and Grandma Halloween.