What The Frick What The Frock Where The Hell Is Everybody In This Godforsaken Place???
Come on mi amigos...
Where the hell is everybody??
What happened to the spirit of community??
Hell I even had an email from AmyJo this last week (cause I sent her a junk email) and that just DOES NOT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So here's what I suggest: as the summer is starting and all the members are getting out there to do summer things, just remember that ol' Juan Bodley here is STUCK IN A RUT. (I will be in the midst of remodeling a house that I will move into in July/August; RLB may know it because it's my grandfather's old house next to the well shop in Columbia City. Yes I HAVE to return (for now) to that fucking hellhole...the premise is only to make it better, not (unfortunately) knock it down and start over.) So while you're out checking out the ladies/gents/crossdressers (BOZ) take a few shots for me, let me see the world.
Cause you KNOW there's only a few choice women there in CC, and they're money hungry bitches, so the only hussies crossing my threshold would (probably) be meth whores who break in and Mormon women I invite in and chain to the garage wall...