The Plot Thickens...

When I saw that Amyjo was willing to bloody her sheets for Boz, I took it upon myself to do a background check on our beloved Boz, and well, there is no easy way to say this.
But I must. For Amyjo's hoo hoo's sake.
Boz... is a cyborg.
Oh wait, no, no, that was Jonnie's someone else's background check.
Boz, it appears, is a little more Jack Wagner-in-that-Lifetime-movie-in-which-he-plays-a-pilot-who-has-3 wives than we would have thought.

Boz's Deep, Dark Secret

Sorry, Boz, I could not allow you to fool another unsuspecting woman into working for Mary Kay for you just so you could get free samples.