Vigilance

Boy. I turn my back for a few minutes, and new people are moving in right and left. On the right, Cori. On the left, Drew. Who's been sleeping in my bed?

Welcome to the house, kiddies. There will be a get-acquainted mixer on the Lido deck this afternoon. The featured drink will be Bahama Mamas. This will be followed by the hairiest chest contest and an ice-carving demonstration.

Remember, anyone skipping the lifeboat drill will be tossed overboard.