The Real World ... Blogger Style: Misfortune Cookies

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Misfortune Cookies

Actual fortune cookie fortunes from a set of "Misfortune" cookies:

Boys lie and kind of stink. [Gotta agree with that one.]
It worries me how dumb you are.
Have a great day, you worthless turd.
Wow, you're ugly.
Since you're gross, shouldn't you be smart?
You're ugly, and that's sad.