Jonnie and Sandra's Wedding Present From Me ...

Is in the mail.
Please don't wait to open it till your wedding. If you do you will embarrass me, embarrass you, and embarrass your guests.
But ... do open it together, and naked, ok, you don't have to open it naked, it was just a thought.
As usual my gift(s)is kind of unique. I was going to send some Flamin' Hot Cheetos, but I imagine Sandra is probably burnt out on them by now, get it ... Flamin' Hot ... burnt out!!!
I sent it first class mail so you should get it either Saturday or Monday.