Dr. Juan Bodley, Neck Pain Specialist

(Truthfully, I don't know a DAMN thing about neck surgery...I get my work done from the chin up.)

OK so when Boz gets back around to reading this, this is for him:

Save me some pain pills. Espcially Vicodin, or a generic alternative. It's wonderful stuff.
Codine is good too. Sort of like a cherry flavored whiskey. With a better aftertaste.

Whatever you've got, get me an extra refill.
Friends don't let friends waste good pain pills.
Excelcisor!!