IOWA

Ok so the smart ones know that there are only 49 states because we can see through the propaganda of the modern world. To the ones who are not smart enough to realize this, let me be the first to tell you, IOWA DOES NOT EXIST!!!! It is a fabricated lie made up by 2nd grade teachers across the US to make us feel stupid. Well they didn't get me, but I am smart. There are not many people out there that can name 3 cities in Iowa, and it is true that only the aliens visit the place. I think that maybe it is the headquarters for scientology, but I can not talk about that because they will knock on my door if I do. So when goose tells me tonight, that he lives in Iowa, please excuse me or being scared of goose.