The Real World ... Blogger Style: Rumor #612

Friday, January 30, 2004

Rumor #612

Melissa and Nada are shacked up in a seedy hotel in Tijuana.

Update:
Melissa and Nada have been arrested and sent to a Woman's Work Farm run by a crooked Sheriff.
(Think Charlie's Angels without Farrah Fawcett.)
Scene shifts to Shower Room where a dyke-ish prison matron dressed in a black bustier and fishnets says ...
"Alright ladies, it's shower time."
(Cue 70's porn music)